At dinner, as Rove suggested, a rabbit appeared on the table.

They are also used as teaching tools in the Transfiguration class during the day, and after being scared to death by the dwarfs, they become a Chinese meal at night...... Spicy rabbit stewed with mushrooms.

The little wizards ate happily, and seemed to want to vent their grievances about being tortured in the Transfiguration class on the rabbits...... Let you be disobedient and deformed, and now you are eaten!

At the guest of honor, there was also a plate of spicy rabbit meat stewed with mushrooms, but no one ate it.

Even Hagrid, after a hurried glance, immediately gave up and began to drink butterbeer tons and tons.

Lockhart noticed this scene, and he hurriedly asked, "Hagrid, why don't you eat?" ”

"I don't like rabbit meat." Hagrid swallowed and said, "I think it's oily, the meat is thick, it smells good, and it tastes good...... Ahem, I mean, Professor Lockhart, eat it. ”

"Professor Sprout, would you like to try it too?" Lockhart asked again.

"I don't eat, I don't eat!" Professor Sprout hurriedly waved his hand and said, "I just ate it in the kitchen." You know, the Hufflepuff lounge is close to the kitchen. ”

"It seems that you don't secretly open a small stove for yourself on weekdays." Lockhart smiled and continued, "Professor Flitwick, you don't eat either?" ”

"Professor Lockhart, you better eat." Professor Flitwick glanced at Mushroom Gu and said humbly:

"You've been working all day today, you've been busy livening up the atmosphere at Hogwarts, and you need to make up for it."

"Professor Dumbledore......"

"I don't like stuffed teeth, I'm old, my teeth are not good, so I can only eat some liquid food." Dumbledore smiled and refused.

"If you don't eat it, then you're welcome!" Lockhart dragged a whole plate of rabbit meat in front of him.

This is his favorite dish, and he didn't expect it to appear at today's dinner.

Of course, out of caution, Professor Lockhart still let Sasya taste it, and only after seeing that the house-elf had no problems eating it, he began to feast on it.

It smells so good!

All the teachers looked at Lockhart with strange eyes, watching him stuff the mushrooms into his mouth.

Even Hagrid could recognize that it was Xiao Gu, who would hallucinate and do strange things after eating...... Lockhart doesn't recognize it?!

It's against the sky!

But when you think about it, Lockhart was a liar in the first place, so it's strange to recognize him.

No one reminded Lockhart, and just watched him laugh and laugh.

Few professors can offend all of their teachers at the same time, even if it's as obnoxious as Snape, but still has a good relationship with Filch and the support of Slytherin's students......

Lockhart did a real thing that people hated it, and everyone wished that he had food poisoning and would lie down for half a semester!

Lockhart was halfway through his meal when he suddenly raised his head, his eyes widened and his breathing was a little rapid.

Professor Snape, who sat quietly on the side, with a sarcastic smile on his face, asked slowly:

"Professor Lockhart, how are you, do you still recognize who I am?"

Lockhart didn't answer, his brain was completely deranged, and he felt like the world was spinning, as if he was surrounded by mirrors.

Hallucinations appear in front of my eyes, and sometimes I feel that the green mist around me is filled, which makes people spin the world; Sometimes I feel like I'm in a sea of fire, and the fire is shining......

Finally, Lockhart gradually adapted to the environment, and the sound of gurgling spring water sounded in his ears, and he tried to look forward, and suddenly saw a wonderful figure of a model lake, in the gentlest tone,

Ask him:

"Professor Lockhart, how are you, do you still recognize who I am?"

Lockhart was a little confused, and as he pondered the owner of the heavenly voice, the figure of Madame Sabini gradually came to mind......

The shadow of the lake slowly changed into that of Madame Sabini, who was naked bathing in the spring waters, and looking at him with silky eyes......

Lockhart's breathing suddenly became rapid, he swallowed his saliva, and said in a voice full of brutal desire: "Don't worry, I'll come, Lady Sabini!" ”

Snape looked at Lockhart with a frown, but he didn't expect Lockhart to suddenly pounce on him with a greasy face and a lewd smile!

Snape stood up in amazement and ducked back, but Lockhart followed reluctantly, reaching out to touch his buttocks.

Snape took two more steps back, dodging Lockhart's blatant groping!

What the heck?

Snape kicked Lockhart in the crotch directly, and Lockhart flew out upside down, and he stood up immediately without fear of pain after he fell to the ground.

It's not that Lockhart has practiced the Iron Crotch Gong, but after eating Xiaogu, he completely fell into a hallucination, and his body's endurance suddenly improved.

When he wakes up, there will be times when he hurts!

But at this moment, Lockhart was still hallucinating, and he grinned: "Bao'er, don't run!" Let me touch ......"

The students stared at the scene of the guest of honor with shocked expressions, and Lockhart called Professor Snape...... Boa?

Many female students are even more excited, they have knocked many pairs of cps, but they have never knocked this pair!

What a thief!

Snape raised his wand, and he was able to knock Lockhart unconscious in one fell swoop, but when he was knocked unconscious, the effect of laughing alone was gone...... That's too much to spare Lockhart!

That's right, adding laughter to rabbit meat was done by Snape, why is it laughing...... Because of the hallucinogenic effect of this mushroom, it is only for wizards, not for their magical creatures.

Even if Lockhart asked the house-elves to help test for poison, there would be no problem.

As for Lockhart's penchant for rabbit meat, it is written about in his books, and he often talks about it in class...... A little investigation will tell you!

Snape thought for a moment, then put away his wand and strode out of the Great Hall.

Lockhart was in hot pursuit, and it seemed that he had to take advantage of tonight's Valentine's Day to get Snape right.

The students all looked at each other, stood up one after another, and ran out of the auditorium to see the excitement!

But before they could leave the castle, they were stopped by Dumbledore, and everyone went back to the Great Hall, eagerly discussing the scene just now.

I didn't expect Professor Lockhart to be a hidden male ketone...... But in Dahe, it's normal.

Slytherin Table,

Goyle and Crabbe were eating dessert when they both suddenly clutched their stomachs and got up and ran towards the bathroom.

Malfoy didn't pay much attention to it, picking up a plate of walnut mascarpone cheese sandwiches in front of him, munching on them and swallowing them slowly.

But only five minutes later, he also covered his gurgling belly, left the auditorium, and hurried down the empty corridor to the men's restroom.

When he was about to reach the toilet, two figures suddenly emerged from the shadows, blocking his way.

"Malfoy, I've got something to do with you!" Harry spoke.

Malfoy clutched his stomach, his whole body shaking...... Can't you change the time?

He has diarrhea, he's in a hurry!

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(Chapter 2 is a little later and the timing is uncertain.) ）

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