Chapter 106: A Thrilling Valentine's Day Night
Malfoy has a peculiar Porter obsessive-compulsive disorder:
To put it simply...... If the two were in the same common area, Potter would have to be in his field of vision.
If Potter disappears, Malfoy will actively seek out the other party, wanting to keep track of the other party's movements...... Otherwise he will be anxious!
However, the public areas involved in this OCD definitely do not include special areas such as toilets, especially when Malfo has a stomach.
Malfoy tried to slip through the gap between Harry and Ron, but they both raised their wands, forcing him to stop.
"Malfoy, I'm looking for you to ask something!" Harry clenched his wand.
"Pote, wait for me to go to the toilet!" Malfoy gritted his teeth and said, "I don't have time to talk to you right now!" ”
"No, we'll talk here." Harry grimaced: "You're not qualified to bargain. ”
The two of them stole morels from the greenhouse and put the twins in Malfoy's food for this moment.
Only Malfoy, who has diarrhea, can make him tell the truth.
"Don't even think about shouting Goyle and Crabbe." Harry warned, "They're both having diarrhea too, and they can't control you at all right now." ”
"You two got poisoned?" Malfoy said hatefully.
"We don't understand what you're saying, but ......" Ron gloated, "You'd better hurry up and answer our questions, or you'll just wait to pull in your pants!" ”
"Weasley, you'd better stay out of the way, or I'll let my dad ...... Ah~"
Before Malfoy could finish his words, he quickly covered his stomach, and a painful look appeared on his face, and he gritted his teeth and said:
"You should hurry up and ask! Don't ask me how to answer! ”
"Did you open the Chamber of Secrets and attack Filch and Madame Paces?"
"It's not me!" Malfoy's face turned purple, and his whole body trembled, "I have been in the auditorium since the day of Filch's accident, and I have never been out at all. ”
"Then you know for sure who is manipulating all this!"
"I don't know." Malfoy covered his stomach and squatted on the ground: "I really don't know, I didn't do it!" ”
"You're lying!" Harry exclaimed, "The time Filch was attacked, there was writing on the wall...... You're not surprised, you've known about it for a long time......"
"That's because my dad warned me that something might be going to happen, but he didn't tell me who opened the secret room."
Malfoy wagged his legs and said, "My dad won't tell me about the Chamber of Secrets, tell me to leave it alone."
He had only said that the Chamber of Secrets had been opened fifty years earlier, but that he had not yet been born...... I swear I didn't lie to you! ”
"I don't know, I don't know, so what do you know?"
"The last time the secret room was opened, a student named Myrtle died...... I know that. Malfoy said with tears in his eyes:
"Potter, hurry up and let me go to the bathroom!"
Malfoy felt like he had reached his limit, and if he didn't go to the toilet, he would have to open the floodgates and let go of the mudslide.
"Last question, what did you sell when you and your dad went to the Borgin Burke store in Tumbledown Alley during the summer vacation?" Harry said softly.
"It's just some very valuable magical items...... Can I go?! ”
But Harry and Ron still stood in the way, not letting Malfoy go.
Not long ago on Christmas, Malfoy came in with a newspaper to find trouble, which led to Gryffindor being deducted thirty points by Snape!
If you don't take revenge now, what are you waiting for?!
Harry and Ron both looked at Malfoy with smiling faces, and he tried to punch the wall but was still blocked outside the bathroom.
The most painful thing in life is that after you go to the toilet, you find that you forgot to bring a tissue.
There is nothing more painful in life than when you want to go to the toilet and are stopped by someone!
Under the continuous stalemate, a series of bubbles sounded, and a foul stench filled the air.
Malfoy's body stopped shaking, his stomach didn't hurt anymore, and he felt a warm current flowing freely between his legs...... Comfortable.
Harry and Ron both covered their noses, and Harry waved his hand in disgust, "Alright, you can go to the bathroom." ”
Malfoy walked towards the toilet with a blank face like a corpse, one step at a time, but when he was about to reach the toilet, he suddenly turned and slammed into Harry.
Death everyone!
Harry was knocked to the ground, and he watched in horror as Malfoy slammed his wet ass into his face...... It seems to use him like a toilet!
Ron quickly grabbed Malfoy's hair and tried to pull him away, but he stepped on something, and the soles of his feet slipped and he fell to the ground.
Malfoy was extremely skilled on the ground, using magic to "rain a thousand miles", and death wrapped around Harry and Ron.
The three of them scuffled all the way from the corridor to the toilet, and the avenue ...... The poop is worn out.
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By the end of the dinner, Professor Snape had not returned.
The students, led by their prefects, left the auditorium, but had barely walked up the stairs when they heard a terrible scream in the distance.
Could it be that there was another attack?
The little wizards followed the screams and ran down the hallway, and when they reached the toilet, they suddenly slowed down and covered their noses.
There was a stench in the hallway...... There were traces of filth everywhere, spreading from the hallway all the way to the toilets.
Even on the walls, there are three clear yellow palm prints of different sizes...... What is the situation!
Everyone walked cautiously forward, for fear of accidentally stepping on a mine, and when they came to the door of the toilet, they looked inside...... Harry, Malfoy, and Ron were seen sitting on the ground.
All three of them were in a state of embarrassment, as if they had just returned from a swim in the septic tank, and Harry still had cauliflower on his head.
Rove walked through the crowd into the toilet and asked, "What's wrong?!" ”
Malfoy pointed to the restroom cubicle with trembling hands.
Rove walked over, and he narrowed his eyes to see the unconscious Goyle lying on the floor of the compartment, covered in scars, and wisps of smoke emanating from his wounds.
It's exactly like Filch and Mrs. Pince!
Peeves emerged from the wall, giggling, flipping hollow heels, and screaming at the top of his voice:
"Let's do it! Let's do it! It's time again!! Run for your life! Attacking students again! ”
"Shut up, Peeves!" Rove whispered, "Go and call Professor Dumbledore!" ”
Peeves stuck his tongue out at Rove and hurried through the wall.
Soon, Dumbledore arrived, and he slammed his wand with a loud bang, and the students fell silent.
Dumbledore looked at Goyle, and then at Harry, who was covered in filth.
After a few more minutes, Professor Snape hurried into the bathroom, smiling but stunned at the sight of the toilet.
"What about Professor Lockhart." Dumbledore asked, looking up.
"He's ......," Snape said, dragging his voice, "I just accidentally stumbled into the Black Lake, as if I had been caught by a mermaid." ”
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Rove exhaled softly...... This Valentine's Day night is really exciting!
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