27, the stupid pillar fell into the dung pit, miserable!

"Ahh

Silly Zhu was just and didn't notice a stone flying, he couldn't dodge it, he was hit in the calf by a stone, and then he screamed and fell into the dung pit.

"Ahhh......h Save...... Help me...... Whining! ”

As soon as the stupid pillar wanted to open his mouth to call for help, the big feces next to his mouth slipped in.

The disgusting taste slammed into the nose, and there were a lot of maggots in it.

They arched and crawled on the stupid pillar, and the stupid pillar only felt as if his stomach had been pinched, and he vomited out yesterday's breakfast.

Li Weiguo walked into the toilet with his nose covered, and when he saw the stupid pillar struggling for help, his face was full of "shock": "Silly pillar? How did you fall into the manure pit? ”

"Quick, quick...... Save me! ”

Silly Pillar struggles in the dung pit, struggling to call for help.

"You wait, I'll find someone to save you!"

Li Weiguo went outside and called five or six people, one of whom was Xu Damao.

"Silly pillar?!" Xu Damao was immediately happy when he saw the tragic situation of the stupid pillar: "Why did you fall into the dung pit?" ”

Hearing Xu Damao speak the same as Li Weiguo before, Silly Zhu almost fainted to death in anger.

"Save me!"

Xu Damao found a broom for cleaning the toilet, grabbed one end, and stretched the other end inside.

"Hold on to the silly pillar, we'll pull you up."

Xu Damao and a few other people except Li Weiguo pulled up the stupid pillar vigorously.

At this moment, the stupid pillar is not only his original weight, but also carries a lot of dung, so he sinks a lot.

It took a lot of effort for them to pull him up from the pit.

Looking at the dense dung and maggots on the stupid pillar's body, several people couldn't help but sigh.

Li Weiguo ran away before the stupid pillar came up, and he couldn't help but vomit it even if he was afraid.

Countless green-headed flies flew around, lying on the face of the stupid pillar to enjoy the food.

At this time, the stupid pillar was on the body: dung that had been fermented for several days, maggots, and filth from a few people.

They all mixed together, and they blended into a new pungent smell, which made several people fall to the ground and almost vomit their stomachs.

"Silly Zhu, why are you like this?!"

Yi Zhonghai walked into the toilet and saw a big pile of feces...... No, it's a stupid pillar wrapped in dung.

Silly Zhu was disgusted and couldn't answer at all.

"Xu Damao, is the stupid pillar falling into the dung pit?"

Xu Damao nodded, covered his nose and ran out of the toilet.

Yi Zhonghai covered his nose and walked into the stupid pillar: "You are too careless, how old are you, can you still fall into the dung pit?" ”

The stupid pillar who had just recovered from his senses gasped: "I don't want to, I ...... Vomit...... When I poop...... Vomit...... I only felt that my calf was smashed, and then my foot slipped and I fell in......"

Silly Zhu slowly stood up, leaned against the wall, and walked out of the toilet with a dung palm print.

"Quick, there's water there, go wash it." Yi Zhonghai pointed not far away.

Silly Zhu struggled towards the water source, he vomited after a few steps, and when he reached the faucet, he felt like he was about to vomit the food of the day before yesterday.

He looked left and right, and many people covered their noses to avoid him, not daring to approach.

Silly Zhu is a man who grew up in BJ, and the best thing on weekdays is noodles.

But at this moment, he didn't feel anything when he was pointed at by everyone, after all, he had already lost face last time he was watched......

"Silly pillar?"

A familiar voice came from a distance, and Silly Zhu looked up and saw that it was Sister Qin.

Seeing clearly who that person was, he hurriedly lowered his head, for fear that the other party would recognize him as himself.

Although he doesn't care about face anymore, Sister Qin is different from others in his mind.

Qin Huairu, who was in the distance, recognized this person as Silly Zhu, and she wanted to step forward to help, because this would reap Silly Zhu's gratitude, but she felt disgusted and couldn't move her feet.

"Silly pillar, stupid pillar, why did you fall into the dung pit?"

Xu Damao came with his throat pulled,

When everyone heard what he said, they realized that the man wrapped in dung was a stupid pillar.

Silly Zhu is ashamed, it's over, Sister Qin must know that it's herself!

Damn Xu Damao, you can die if you don't speak?!!

He hated Xu Damao very much, although he helped him get it out.

The stupid pillar was quickly cleaned, and then fled the scene with his head down, and did not forget to glance at Xu Damao when he left, you wait, I will not let you go!!

Silly Zhu didn't return to the kitchen, and with his appearance, the people in the back kitchen probably wouldn't let him in.

It stinks!

Although most of them were washed, the smell was not easy to dissipate, so he could only walk out of the rolling mill with a dirty smell, find a clean river and continue to wash.

……

At noon, Silly Zhu returned to the courtyard, carrying two catties of pork from the factory to compensate him.

Although there is meat to eat tonight, but the stupid pillar is not happy, after all, the smell is stinky and baked, and the taste can't be washed at all, not only that, but the stupid pillar also lost back to the adult, the last time he was watched by more than 50 people, this time he was ridiculed by nearly 100 people, fortunately, the stupid pillar's physical fitness is okay, otherwise he would have to faint.

"Damn, don't let me know who caused me to fall into the toilet, or I'll be done with you!"

Silly Zhu cursed and cursed, he remembered that a stone suddenly flew towards him and hit his calf, causing him to lose his footing and fall into the pit.

When he got home, he was ready to make a pot of braised pork to quench his cravings.

Before the fire was lit, Qin Huairu walked into his house without even knocking on the door.

"Silly pillar? Did you buy meat? Qin Huairu's eyes were sharp, and the first thing he saw when he entered the door was the cut meat on the board.

"I didn't buy it, it was compensated to me by the factory." Silly Zhu sat on a chair and drank tea with a ceramic jar, and did not dare to explain the reason in detail, for fear that Qin Huairu would dislike him because of this.

In fact, he was overly concerned.

Qin Huairu knew what happened during the day, although he also felt disgusted, but it was impossible to be estranged, and finally found someone with a bad brain, can he do it without relying on him to get some oil and water?

"That's nice." Qin Huairu started the idea of these meats, thinking about how to bring the meat home, the boy was clamoring to eat braised pork, and taking these back was just enough to make a meal to relieve his cravings.

"How much meat does the factory compensate you for?"

"Two pounds!" Silly Zhu stretched out two fingers and put down the ceramic jar.

"So much?!" Qin Huairu was pleasantly surprised, she could take more back now, so she took a few steps closer and said softly: "Silly Zhu, can my sister ask you something?" ”

Silly Zhu saw that Qin Huairu was asking for herself, and her heart blossomed, the first thing that thought of Sister Qin when she had difficulties was herself, I was her dependence, I couldn't let her down, if I didn't help, who could help her?

"Sister Qin, what are you still polite to me? Something you are talking about? ”

"Silly Zhu, in the past few days, Li Weiguo has been cooking meat at home every night, and my child is deliberately greedy for meat to eat, and you know the situation in my family, I really can't afford to buy meat for him."

Qin Huairu repeated her old tricks, she has used such methods more than a dozen times, and she has never failed: "So, I want to ......"