28, beat Jia Zhang's family! Teeth smash for you! (4000 words)
She stared at the cut pieces of meat on the board.
Silly Zhu didn't say a word, and directly took a plate and filled most of it for her: "Are these enough?" ”
Qin Huairu saw that there was almost a pound of meat on the plate, and she was so happy that she couldn't close her mouth: "That sister, thank you!" ”
"Hey, Sister Qin, what's the relationship between the two of us? Do you still need to be polite to me? Silly Zhu smiled, seeing Qin Huairu happy, he also followed suit.
"That sister can't always take your things." Qin Huairu pondered for two seconds: "Do you know that I have a sister at home?" ”
Silly Zhu shook his head.
Qin Huairu said with a smile: "Her name is Qin Jingru, she is a few years younger than me, when I return to my hometown one day, I will bring her to introduce her to you." ”
"And what does she look like?" Silly Zhu was in his spirits when he heard this, and hurriedly asked.
"Hmm...... Kind of like me when I was younger. ”
"Really?! That's great! Sister Qin, you are still good to me! ”
Silly Zhu couldn't be happy, in his eyes, Qin Huairu was already very beautiful, and now she had a younger sister who looked about the same as her when she was young...... That must be prettier!
He looked at Qin Huairu gratefully, and sighed with emotion, Sister Qin is still good to me, knowing that it is not easy for me to be single, she introduced me to a partner, or her sister.
Silly Zhu made up his mind, he needed to be better to Sister Qin in the future, help her more, and don't let her work too hard.
"Bring your dirty laundry, I happen to be free tonight and can wash it for you." Qin Huairu said again.
"Hey, that's bothering you." Silly Zhu couldn't bear to see her working too hard: "I can just wash it myself, it won't take much effort." ”
"Can you wash it clean? I'll do it anyway. ”
Qin Huairu picked up the dirty clothes on the bedside chair and returned to Jia's house with a plate of pork belly pieces.
She was relaxed and happy, washed some clothes, and said some kind words in exchange for a plate of meat, it was really worth it!
This made her even more determined to tie up the stupid pillar, she couldn't let him get married, otherwise he would have a person in charge at home, and it would be difficult for him to help him again.
As for why she introduced her sister to him, Qin Huairu has her own calculations, she knows the reputation of the stupid pillar, and she is not clear with a widow, and she is suspected of breaking her shoes, which woman is willing to marry him?
He brought Qin Jingru to the city to meet him, and when Silly Zhu saw that the other party was so beautiful, he would definitely be more grateful to himself and remember his goodness.
At that time, as long as he found a few random people to reveal the reputation of Silly Zhu, Qin Jingru would definitely not be happy when he heard it, and Silly Zhu would also think that it was his own reason and complain about others.
Blind dates will not succeed, and you can also benefit from it.
This is Qin Huairu's wishful thinking.
……
Silly Zhu stewed a small half pot of braised pork with the rest of the meat, and he took half a small bowl and came to the deaf old lady's house in the backyard.
The deaf old lady is a five-guarantee household, and the state guarantees food, clothing, housing, medical care, and funeral.
In the original play, she treated Silly Zhu as her grandson, defended him everywhere, and was even worried that Silly Zhu would break, so she didn't care whether Lou Xiao'e agreed or not, so she found an opportunity to lock Silly Zhu and her in the same room, causing the woman to become pregnant.
After his death, he left the house to the stupid pillar, which can be said to be better for him than his own grandson.
"Yo, my eldest grandson is here." The deaf old lady sat on the pit and was immediately happy when she saw that the person who came was a stupid pillar.
Silly Zhu brought half a bowl of braised pork in his hand to her: "I made you braised pork, can you eat some?" ”
"Braised pork is good." The deaf old lady smiled and clapped her hands, her eyes staring straight into the bowl.
"Okay, I'll burn some stick batter for you, make a few Erhe noodles and wotou, and you can eat it together."
Silly Zhu began to get busy, and soon made a meal and brought it to the deaf old lady.
"Then you eat first, and I'll come back later."
After the stupid pillar finished speaking, he wanted to leave, but was stopped by the deaf old lady, "My stupid pillar, grandma asked you something." Did Li Weiguo become a fourth-level fitter? ”
"You know that, too?" Silly Zhu was slightly surprised.
"Li Weiguo has become a fourth-level fitter, who in our courtyard doesn't know?" The deaf old lady sighed: "Although I am old, I am not confused, I can see that this Li Weiguo is a promising, stupid pillar, you have to have a good relationship with him, don't annoy him." ”
"Alright, alright." Silly Zhu became angry as soon as he heard Li Weiguo's news.
"Don't go yet!" The deaf old lady stopped the stupid pillar who wanted to go back: "If you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer in front of you, you have to remember my words!" ”
"Got it!"
Silly Zhu was very upset and left the deaf old lady's room in a huff.
Li Weiguo, Li Weiguo again!
What's so great about you? Isn't it just to become a fourth-level fitter? There are more than 10,000 people in the rolling mill, and there are fourth-level fitters!
Silly Zhu was not convinced, and returned home to eat half-cold braised pork.
……
The next morning, Jia Zhang was released, and she walked back to the courtyard alone, still scolding and swearing.
"Qin Huairu, you are really not a thing, I went home today, and you don't know how to find a car to pick me up?!"
"Li Weiguo, you are a dead family, and you actually caused me to be imprisoned for several days! I won't spare you if you wait! ”
"And that stupid pillar is a waste thing, isn't it just a confession, this little thing can't be done! It's useless! ”
……
She limped to the Jia family's house.
She didn't eat when she came out, and after walking all the way, Jia Zhang felt a little hungry.
It rummaged around and found that the Jia family had nothing to eat.
"Qin Huairu is really useless! I didn't have anything to eat at home! Dongxu married you, it's really eight lifetimes of blood mold! ”
She scolded happily, but she didn't starve.
Jia Zhang covered his stomach and limped to Silly Zhu's house.
She generously pushed open the door and walked in, she didn't need to be careful when she entered his house, let alone worry about being discovered.
Jia Zhangshi saw a few peanuts on the plate on the table, she hurriedly grabbed them and sent them to her mouth, how could a little peanut be full, she continued to rummage around, and finally found two iron boxes in the cupboard.
"What kind of can is this?"
Jia Zhang didn't know the words on the box, only knew that it must be food.
So she found a pair of scissors and broke the lid open.
"It stinks!" As soon as the lid was opened, the special smell came to his face, and Jia Zhang hurriedly took the box farther away.
Gollum~
Her stomach screamed again, and after getting used to the taste of canned herring, Jia Zhangshi swallowed her saliva: "This thing, it should be able to be eaten, right?" ”
She couldn't find anything to eat, so she had to start the idea of two cans in her hand again.
Jia Zhang pinched out a small piece of fish meat with his fingers and put it in his mouth to taste it carefully...... Suddenly, his eyes lit up.
This thing just tasted very stinky, but after getting used to the taste, she could still eat it after chewing it carefully, not to mention that Jia Zhang's was very hungry now, as long as it was something that could be eaten, she couldn't care so much.
Then she found a small half of the nest head, and ate the herring meat foam soup, and soon the two cans were clean.
After eating, Jia Zhang sucked on the paper and looked unsatisfied.
"Okay, you're a stupid pillar, you hide such a delicious thing and don't use it to help our family, right?!"
The dissatisfied Jia Zhang messed up the room before returning to Jia's house.
……
Rolling mill at noon,
After Li Weiguo finished eating, he found a seat and sat down, took out a few beef jerky from his bag, tore them into strips and soaked them in cabbage soup.
There is not much vegetable oil and water in the restaurant, and the taste is not much better, so Li Weiguo often brings some food pairings.
When he was making beef jerky before, Li Weiguo put a lot of ingredients, and the shredded meat that was torn after it was done tasted dry and fragrant, and then soaked in cabbage soup, which was salty and fragrant, and it tasted very good.
After eating and drinking, Li Weiguo burped.
Comfortable~
"System, start the simulation!"
[Ding, the courtyard simulator is starting, and the 8th simulation ...... is starting]
[Six o'clock in the afternoon: When you get home, Jia Zhang's saw you pushing a bicycle, and suddenly became jealous, Jia Zhang's scolded you very ugly, you can't ignore it, Jia Zhang's came to your door and scolded you, she just calculated that you didn't dare to do anything to her, because as long as you dare to do it, she dares to lie down and blackmail you for money, you know Jia Zhang's thoughts, but you have nothing else to do but be disgusting. 】
[Seven o'clock in the afternoon: You made a meal, Jia Zhang's personally came to the door to ask for meat to eat, if you don't give it, she will make trouble, she calculated that you don't dare to do it, so Jia Zhang's stood at the door of your house and scolded, many people in the courtyard came to your door to watch, Jia Zhang's scolded more energetically, you had no choice but to call the police. 】
[Eight o'clock in the afternoon: After the police came to the courtyard to understand the situation, they carried out some ideological education on Jia Zhang's family, and after the police left, Jia Zhang's became arrogant again, saying bad things about you everywhere and ruining your reputation. 】
[Ding, this simulation is over!] 】
[Objective: Smash the teeth in her mouth.] 】
[Completion rewards: 6 catties of raisins, 15 catties of white rabbit toffee, fishing rod of the angler (except fish, anything can be caught)]
Li Weiguo snorted coldly, okay, you Jia Zhang, don't give face, right? Wait, if you dare to scold me when you go back this afternoon, I'll smash your mouth!"
He looked at the invisibility talisman in the system space and knew it would work this time.
……
After getting off work in the afternoon, Li Weiguo, as usual, bought vegetables from the supply and marketing cooperatives and rode his bicycle all the way home.
He basically buys vegetables and cooks every day, and the neighbors in the courtyard are also accustomed to it, and there is not much fuss.
Li Weiguo pushed the bicycle to the backyard, and when Jia Zhang saw that it was him coming, he smacked on the ground a few times, his face full of hatred.
She was locked up in the institute for a few days, and almost every day she scolded the stupid pillars, Qin Huairu, and Li Weiguo in the courtyard.
Among them, the most ruthless and hated one is Li Weiguo alone!
If he hadn't called the police, would he have been able to get in?
If he hadn't relented, the matter would have ended when it came to the stupid pillar, and it would have been his turn to be unlucky.
"Got a new car?" Jia Zhangshi noticed a brand-new bicycle pushed by Li Weiguo, and his eyes couldn't help but become more and more envious: "Where did you get the bicycle ticket?" It can't be stolen, right? I'm going to the street office to sue you! ”
Li Weiguo thought she was barking at a dog, and walked over directly without paying attention.
An aunt stood at the door chatting, heard the movement in the yard, and explained to Jia Zhang: "His bicycle ticket was rewarded by the factory. ”
"Reward?!" Jia Zhang's voice was several degrees higher: "God is really blind, how can you give him the ticket?!" ”
"People are now fourth-level fitters."
"What's the big deal about this, my Dongxu didn't leave before he ......" Jia Zhangshi suddenly reacted: "Fourth-level fitter?!" ”
Aunt Yi nodded and told her the ins and outs of the matter.
The more Jia Zhang listened, the more angry he became, and he hated it so much that the roots of his teeth itched.
I'm!
Li Weiguo!! How can you get better and better?!
"God-damn Li Weiguo, he will definitely not be able to marry a daughter-in-law, and he will definitely be out of business!!"
Jia Zhang cursed viciously in the direction of the Li family, and the aunt next to him shook her head helplessly after hearing this, sighed and turned around to leave this right and wrong place.
"What kind of cow are you?!" Jia Zhang slammed on the ground, glaring at her triangular eyes, full of mean and vicious: "If it weren't for my Jia Dongxu leaving early, it would be your turn to get these benefits?!" ”
She became more and more unhappy in her heart, and she was locked up by him for several days a few days ago, which made her even more angry.
After Li Weiguo returned home, he did not cook for the first time, but observed the situation outside through the window.
He knew very well in his heart that after a while of cooking, Jia Zhang's dog thing would come to his house to make trouble, so he had to clean up before she came to the door!
Scold me?!
I'm going to smash the teeth out of your mouth!
Li Weiguo took out an invisibility talisman, its effect time is half an hour, and the stealth can be canceled at any time and return to normal, as long as he crushes the teeth in Jia Zhang's mouth within half an hour, no one can find out that he did it.
He cautiously observed Jia Zhang's activities and the situation in the courtyard.
After waiting for a few minutes, I finally waited for my chance.
There was no one in the yard, so Jia Zhang got up and went to the toilet.
Now is the time!
Invisibility charms, use!
Li Weiguo turned transparent in an instant, even his clothes, and no one could see him.
Pick up a stone, and the stone will be invisible!
Rush over!
Cover her mouth,
Take her to the back of the Jia family's house!
Knock her to the ground,
Aim at that foul mouth.
Smash!
Click!!
The two front teeth were smashed down, and Jia Zhang opened her mouth in pain to scream, and the teeth fell into her throat.
Smash again!!
This time, Jia Zhang's not only lost three of his upper teeth, but also lost four or five of his lower teeth.
Mouth full of blood!
Jia Zhang roared out, in pain.
Li Weiguo was very happy in his heart, knowing that as soon as the other party shouted, someone would come over soon, and he had to hurry up!
He opened her mouth,
One more time!!
He smashed it hard, and three or four more teeth fell out.
Jia Zhang let out a scream like killing a pig!
"Mom, what's wrong with you?" Qin Huairu, who heard the movement, hurriedly walked to the back of the house.
Li Weiguo knew that it was too late, so he had to give up the idea of smashing it down, he got up and stood aside, making room for Qin Huairu.
Qin Huairu couldn't see him, he could only see Jia Zhang's lying on the ground with his mouth covered in blood, and there were a few white things next to his head.