50, kind stick terrier
The stick terrier grunted into his mouth, drank most of the bottle, and wiped it with his sleeve, burping comfortably.
"How's that, do you want to pee?" Silly Zhu couldn't wait to ask, "If you want to pee in this bottle, I'm useful, just do me a favor." ”
What do you want me to pee on?
The stick terrier glanced at him in surprise: "I just finished peeing, and I don't want to pee yet." ”
Silly Zhu was slightly stunned, it was a pity for this, it would be nice if he came a little earlier, the urine that the stick terrier just came out to sprinkle should be morning urine, and its effect is rumored to be better than that of children's urine in other time periods.
"Come on, come on, I still have it here, you can drink another bottle." Silly Zhu took out a bottle from his bosom and handed it to him.
The stick terrier took it, and he couldn't understand what the stupid pillar was going to do, but he couldn't manage so much with a soda to drink.
He slowed down, drank the remaining bottom of the first bottle, and then rubbed his stomach: "No, I really can't drink it, I'll drink this bottle later." ”
Seeing that he was leaving, Silly Zhu was a little anxious.
I'll have to go to work in a while, what if I forget to pee on myself? But now that he has just finished peeing, he will definitely not be able to pee when he is asked to pee, there is no way, the stupid pillar can only ask a few more words, let him pee when he wants to pee, he must pee into this bottle, and the stick terrier also agreed.
"Terrier, I still have two bottles here, if you want to drink them again, don't forget to pee into the bottles." Silly Zhu waved the two bottles of Arctic Ocean soda in his hand.
The stick terrier nodded, he couldn't care so much if he had soda to drink.
……
Silly Zhu staggered to the back kitchen of the rolling mill, he hadn't slept much all night, and he had to squint for a while when he came here.
He lay on the "bed" where he had slept for several mornings, closed his tired eyelids, and strange to say, he couldn't sleep at home, but he could sleep for a while in the broken vegetable warehouse in the back kitchen.
Could it be the reason for the bed?
Silly Zhu thought about it, and soon fell asleep.
At more than ten o'clock, the stupid pillar slept soundly, and Deputy Director Li walked into the back kitchen leisurely with his hands behind his back, and he couldn't help frowning when he didn't see the figure of the stupid pillar, "What about the stupid pillar?" ”
Hearing his voice, Ma Hua came back to his senses and remembered Silly Zhu's entrustment to him, if the leader came, he must tell him as soon as possible.
Liu Lan in the crowd had a good relationship with Deputy Factory Director Li, and at this moment she stood up and pointed to a room: "Factory Director, Silly Zhu is hiding in it and sleeping." ”
Deputy Director Li was extremely angry after hearing this, and broke into the door violently, "You stupid pillar, you dare to sleep during working hours!" ”
Silly Zhu was awakened, and he hurriedly rolled over and fell off the chair, hitting his knee, and suddenly grinning in pain.
"Hmph, I don't think you want to do it anymore!"
Deputy Director Li's tone was stern, he had long looked at Silly Zhu unpleasantly, because Silly Zhu had good cooking skills, he begged him when he invited the leader to eat, but now it is different, MCA is progressing very fast, and if he is given some time, he will definitely be able to surpass Silly Zhu.
"No, factory director, you listen to me." Silly Zhu realized that something was wrong, the leader came, and it was a deputy director Li who looked at him unpleasantly, Silly Zhu complained about MCA in his heart, why didn't this guy tell himself in advance?
"What is there to explain, you sleep during working hours, are you worthy of the salary paid to you by the factory?" Deputy Director Li scolded: "From now on, you will no longer be the chef of the No. 1 canteen, let you be the second chef for half a year, see your performance, if your performance is good, and then promote you back, if your performance is not good, you don't want to be promoted back!" ”
"What? Let me be a second chef? "Silly Zhu is not happy, in the back kitchen, the chef speaks and manages things, everyone else has to listen to his arrangement, he has been a chef for several years, and it has become a habit to call people, if he really wants to be called every day, then his life is not so comfortable.
"I'm the second chef, who is the chef's position for?"
"Rest assured, there are better candidates than you." Deputy Director Li sneered twice: "It's your good apprentice Ma Hua, his skills are exquisite, and he has been unanimously recognized by the factory director and the big leader, and he will be the head chef of the No. 1 canteen, I think he has this ability." ”
"Him!?" Silly Zhu is in a hurry, it took him several years to get into this position, why is he MCA?!
Silly Zhu was not convinced, and argued: "MCA can't do it, he has only been learning to cook for a few years?" The experience is not rich enough, and if something goes wrong, won't it make the workers of our rolling mill hungry? ”
"I'm telling you, this is not only my decision, but also the above meaning, this matter is settled!!"
Deputy Director Li's words made Silly Zhu completely desperate, it turned out that this still had the above meaning, if he still wanted to continue to work in the rolling mill, he had to accept the position of the second chef, but ...... The chef is MCA, he is his own apprentice, he should take care of himself, right?
Silly Zhu thought uncertainly, although Ma Hua is his apprentice, but for some reason he didn't teach him much, he won't hold a grudge against me, right? Silly Zhu regretted a little, he knew that this was the case, he was a little better to MCA at the beginning, he wanted to learn to cook, and he taught him a few dishes by himself.
But at this time, it is useless to regret it, and the stupid pillar can only pray that MCA will remember the friendship between master and apprentice, and don't be too himself, otherwise he will really not be able to live this day.
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This side of the quadrangle,
The stick terrier drank another bottle of Arctic Ocean soda, the four bottles of soda that Silly Zhu bought, he had already drunk three bottles, looking at the remaining bottle, the stick terrier wanted to drink it, after all, he could only buy a bottle of soda all year round when he turned over the money from his family.
But this morning, he had already drunk three bottles, and no matter how good the soda was, he was tired of drinking too much, so the stick terrier took the remaining bottle home, hid it under the bed, and took it out when he wanted to drink it.
After hiding it, the stick terrier went outside to play, and he had already forgotten the instructions of the stupid pillar.
It's time to get off work,
The stick terrier was playing on the street, and met the stupid pillar who came back: "Stick terrier, let's go, go back first, bring me your urine bottle, I'm useful." ”
Hearing this, the stick terrier remembered that there was such a thing.
The bottle is still sitting there, I have forgotten it, no, I have to find a way to fill the bottle, otherwise what if the stupid pillar doesn't buy a soda for himself to drink in the future?
"Okay, I'll get it for you." In response, the stick terrier quickly ran back to the courtyard.
Silly Zhu also followed, looking forward to the effect of the child's urine, hoping that it would cure his nightmares.
The stick terrier got the soda bottle and opened his pants to pee inside, but he had just finished peeing not long ago, and now he only peed a few drops.
No, it's too little.
Realizing that this was not going to work, the terrier ran to the toilet, squatted down next to the urine bucket, and reached out to fill a bottle, and then he ran to the sink to clean the filth from the bottle.
After getting it done, the stick terrier took the bottle and handed it to the stupid pillar.