Silly Zhu looked at the bottle full of orange-yellow liquid, and frowned slightly, "This kid is on fire?" ”

Although I had some doubts, I didn't think much about it.

Silly Zhu returned to his house with a bottle full of urine, put the mouth of the bottle close to the bottom of his nose and sniffed, "Shame." ”

He took the bottle away with disgust, "The older generation said that children's urine can ward off evil spirits...... How is it used? Drunk? Or do you apply it to your body? ”

Silly Zhu hesitated, put the soda bottle away, and then went to the backyard, intending to ask the deaf old lady.

"My eldest grandson, you're here to cook for grandma?" When the deaf old lady saw that the person who came was a stupid pillar, she immediately became happy.

"Grandma, I'll talk about cooking later, I'll ask you something first." Silly Zhu told her his doubts.

The deaf old lady thought for a while, "I've heard people say that boiling eggs with children's urine has the best effect, why do you ask about this?" ”

Silly Zhu said a few perfunctory words, and then returned to his home.

He pulled out two eggs from the cupboard and prepared to try the boiled eggs in the boy's urine.

The amount of a bottle is really not much, and the eggs can't even be buried when poured into the pot, so the stupid pillar has to add a bowl of water to the pot, which can barely run the eggs.

The fire is lit, boiled, there is a gurgling sound under the lid, and the heat from the pot fills the house.

This bottle of urine was received from the urine bucket in the toilet, and there was not only the urine of the stick terrier, but also Yi Zhonghai, Liu Haizhong, Liu Guangfu, Liu Guangtian, Yan Fugui, Yan Jiecheng, Yan Jiefang, Yan Jiekuang, Li Weiguo, and Silly Zhu...... Wait for dozens of people's urine.

Mixed together, it formed an extremely foul-smelling gas, and when it was boiled over high heat, the smell was ......

Silly Zhu covered his nose and took a slight breath, almost allowing himself to spit out his breakfast.

"Does the boy's urine stink so much?"

Silly Zhu wondered in his heart, he had never boiled eggs with children's urine, so he was not familiar with its taste.

A few minutes after boiling, the eggs are ready.

Silly Zhu covered his nose with a rag, fished out the two eggs, and passed them in cold water, and then Silly Zhu walked out of the door with a bowl of eggs, the smell in the house was too strong, and he couldn't stay any longer.

The eggs in the bowl had a few cracks, and a small piece of the formed egg white leaked out, soaking the soup, and the stupid pillar endured the discomfort and picked up one, peeled it, and then put it in his mouth to bite it......

The child's urine, with the faint fishiness of the egg yolk, is salty and silky when mixed together.

"You don't want to have nightmares every day, okay?"

Silly Zhu cheered himself up, put the small half egg in his hand in his mouth, and forcibly ate it.

And one more,

He peeled off the skin, took a bite, and was surprised to find that the taste was not as good as the one just now, and even had a different flavor, a bit like a salted salted egg that was not so salty.

(I haven't eaten it, it's pure guessing here, whether I have eaten it or not, talk about the taste, I'll change it again)

"Silly Zhu, what are you eating?" Qin Huairu approached, smelling the smell and couldn't help but cover her nose in disgust.

Silly Zhu is slightly embarrassed, can I tell you that I am eating a boy's urine boiled egg?

"That...... It's nothing, Sister Qin, what are you looking for me? ”

"It's nothing, I just want to clean up the house for you, you live alone with a big man, and your sister doesn't care about you, how messy is the house?"

Hearing that Qin Huairu was going to clean up the house for himself, Silly Zhu was relieved at first, and then suddenly remembered that he had just boiled eggs with children's urine in the house, and he hurriedly refused: "No, no, no." ”

"Why?" Qin Huairu was deeply surprised, if he wanted to put it on hold, the stupid pillar wished that I would clean it up for him, but now what's wrong with him?

"It's nothing, it's just ...... It's just ......" stupid pillars are so stumbling that I can't think of a suitable reason to explain.

At this time, He Yushui came back from outside, "Brother, Sister Qin, what are you talking about?" ”

"Rainwater, I wanted to clean up the house for your brother, but he wasn't happy and wouldn't let me in."

"What? Brother, you didn't take the wrong medicine, did you? He Yushui was surprised: "This is not like you!" ”

"I ......" Silly Zhu opened his mouth, finding that he couldn't explain it.

He Yushui bypassed him and pushed open the door of the stupid pillar, the smell immediately hit her face, she hurriedly took a few steps back, covering her nose: "So sassy, brother, what are you doing?" ”

The stupid pillar couldn't hide it, so he had to tell the truth.

"Brother, you actually use child urine to boil eggs to eat?!" He Yushui's face was full of disbelief, her voice was so loud that several families in the entire middle courtyard heard it.

"Shhh The stupid pillar was in a hurry, and used the way of eating children's urine and boiled eggs to exorcise evil spirits, this is a feudal superstition, and if you don't get it, you will be arrested and go to the street!

Yi Zhonghai, Aunt Yi, Liu Haizhong, Xu Damao, Bang Terrier and others all came to the door of Silly Zhu's house to watch the excitement, and Li Weiguo, who had just eaten and wanted to go out to eat, heard the movement and walked into the middle courtyard.

"Silly Zhu, when you asked me to pee during the day, it turned out that you wanted to boil eggs with my urine." The stick terrier suddenly realized.

Silly Zhu's face was slightly red, and he hurriedly quibbled, "When do I want your pee?" Don't talk nonsense. ”

The stick terrier walked into Silly Zhu's room and took out an empty bottle, leaving a dark yellow liquid at the bottom of the bottle, "You still don't admit it?" ”

Seeing this, the stupid pillar still gritted his teeth, I'm not, I don't, don't talk nonsense.

How could Xu Damao let go of a good opportunity to fall into the well, he said loudly: "Silly Zhu, you actually use children's urine to boil eggs to eat, do you want to use children's urine to drive away evil spirits?" ”

Silly Zhu denied it.

But Xu Damao didn't care, "Do you know what kind of behavior you are doing?" You are feudal superstition! ”

Liu Haizhong said in an official tone: "Comrade Silly Zhu, I want to criticize you, how can you believe in those feudal superstitions?" Don't you know that in the new era, we have to defeat all bulls, ghosts, snakes and gods? ”

Silly Zhu's face turned pale, and he didn't know how to explain it.

At the critical moment, Yi Zhonghai relieved the siege: "Who said that the stupid pillar boiled eggs with children's urine is feudal superstition?" It's not wrong to eat a boy's urine boiled egg, the key is what the stupid pillar wants to achieve by eating the boy's urine boiled eggs, silly pillar I ask you, why do you eat this? ”

Silly Zhu understood what he meant, and hurriedly said: "I just want to taste what the boy's urine boiled eggs taste, and I don't have any other ideas." ”

Yi Zhonghai explained to everyone: "Look at it, the stupid pillar is just curious and wants to taste the taste, so as not to become the feudal superstition in your mouth." ”

Xu Damao pursed his lips, Liu Haizhong was silent, and this matter passed like this.

After everyone left, Qin Huairu asked Silly Zhu: "You also have nightmares every day!?" ”

Silly Zhu scratched his scalp: "Yes, listen to what you mean, you also have nightmares?" ”

Qin Huairu nodded and asked again, "What did you dream about?" ”