The bath water was ready, the guest room was ready, and Yi Yun finally put aside the emperor who loved to toss. He and Chen Yuanyuan returned to the backyard.

Seeing his stinky expression, Chen Yuanyuan couldn't help but smile and said, "It's tiring to deal with the emperor, right?"

"Well, it's really tiring!" said Yiyun.

"Actually...... Your subordinates are just as tired when dealing with you. Hahaha!" Chen Yuanyuan laughed.

"Am I so unreliable?"

"Well, although it's a little stronger than her, it's also quite unreliable. Chen Yuanyuan grinned and said: "You are whimsical all day long, never idle, doing this and that, fighting here and going there, for enterprising subordinates, it is better to follow you as far as possible." But for those who mess around, this life can be tiring. ”

"Oh, I see!" Yi Yun understood that he was not an enterprising person himself, so he didn't want to deal with the emperor because he didn't want to get benefits from the emperor. In the same way, people who don't want to fly to Tengda will definitely be troublesome to deal with themselves. Because he is always thinking of building an oasis and fighting wars everywhere, this can be regarded as tossing his subordinates indistinctly.

"Lu Xi, is Lu Xi here?" Yi Yun opened his throat and roared a few times, and the voice spread far away, and after a while, the poor assassin ran out of a hut and said strangely: "Gao Fushuai, what do you tell me to do?"

"Are you aggressive?" asked Evan.

"I don't think so. Lu Xi said seriously: "I just want to turn myself into a white rich beauty, marry a rich and handsome, and I don't want anything else." ”

"Then do you feel tired of following me?" asked Iyun very seriously.

"Well, there's a little bit!" Lu Xi said: "I don't like to fight and kill." ”

Evan: "......"

Chen Yuanyuan smiled beside him: "Look, as long as the position is relatively low, I always feel tired, because I can't act rashly...... Only Zhu Qingqing Qingqing will not be tired, because she is the emperor and can do whatever she wants. If you're not happy, you can beat someone's board, and you don't need to look at anyone's face to live. If you don't want to be tired, you have to rebel and become the emperor yourself, as I said last time, so that you don't have to look at anyone's face. ”

"Cut, don't! You said for a long time that you were trying to persuade me to be ambitious. Yi Yun flattened his mouth: "I don't want it, rebellion is tiring to death." And I am not in a position to rebel. With more than 1,000 Yiwu soldiers in my hands, I once made an agreement with them for three chapters, and I will never use them against my own people. ”

"It's not fun!" Chen Yuanyuan pouted: "I can't live an ordinary life." ”――

Just when Yi Yun and Chen Yuanyuan were arguing, in the guest room in the backyard. Zhu Qingqing Qingqing and Cai Rou were huddled in a bathtub and were talking about "nothing happened" that night.

Both women were filled with the heat of youth, fair-skinned and light, huddled in a small bathtub with a lot of space to spare.

Cai Rou shyly told everything that night, and Zhu Qingqing's face was dazed.

That is to say...... That night, you got drunk and woke up. I found that I had no clothes on, and there was a man sleeping next to me who was not wearing clothes?" Zhu Qingqing said in surprise.

"Yes......" Cai Rou said with a bitter face: "I was put to sleep like this." ”

"Wait! I have a question I don't understand. Zhu Qingqing said very seriously: "When a man sleeps with a woman, why do you say that 'a woman is slept with a man', isn't this sleeping together? Why does the word 'be' appear? Why is it not a woman who sleeps with a man, but 'been' a man?"

"This ......" Cai Rou thought bitterly for a long time: "I don't understand either!"

"It's not logical. Zhu Qingqing said: "This problem must be clarified. ”...,

Cai Rou thought for a long time, clapped her hands, and the water splashed: "I thought of it." Maybe it's because my cousin got into my bed without my knowledge, so it's called me being slept on, and if it's the other way around, and my cousin got into his bed without my knowledge, then it can be said that he was slept with me. ”

"Oh, the idea makes a lot of sense, close to the truth of the matter. Cousin, you're so smart. Zhu Qingqing applauded: "Once this matter is clear, the rest of the matter will be easier to deal with." ”

Zhu Qingqing Qingqing said very seriously: "Cousin, your problem is that your personality is too soft, and you don't dare to bully yourself if you are bullied, this time your cousin is in charge of you." You go and get your cousin asleep and you get rid of it. ”

"This ...... What is the solution?" Cai Rou timidly.

"If you are slapped in the face, you will be slapped back. Someone slept with him, of course, and slept him back. Zhu Qingqing Qingqing said very seriously: "While he is asleep, get into his bed and sleep until dawn, this will become you sleeping with him, no longer he sleeping with you, and when dawn comes, you will say to him in a chic manner, 'Nothing happened to us last night', his expression must be wonderful, so that you will retaliate against him, this is the most orthodox solution......"

"This ...... This method feels weird, and it doesn't seem right. Although Cai Rou is weak, she is not stupid, and after listening to this plan, she sweated wildly.

Zhu Qingqing snorted coldly: "What? You don't even listen to me? I am your cousin and the emperor, do you dare not listen to my strategy? Be careful that I clean you up." ”

"Ah!" Cai Rou exclaimed, only to find out that her cousin had come to bully her, there was really no good person in this world, she cried and said with a sad face: "I understand, I will take revenge on him according to the method you said...... Woo......"

Then Zhu Qingqing Qingqing pulled Cai Rou to sleep, poor Cai Rou, it was early in the morning, she woke up and was pulled to sleep again, can she fall asleep?

It wasn't until the evening of the same day that Zhu Qingqing woke up, she looked at Cai Rou beside her, and saw poor Cai Rou burst into tears, and couldn't help asking, "Cousin, what's wrong with you?"

"I ...... I have a big wind and sand into my eyes......"

"Is it windy? this is in the room!" Zhu Qingqing was inexplicable.

After a while, Zhu Qingqing Qingqing got dressed under the service of the maid and went out of the guest room, only to see a group of civil servants of the Donglin Party already waiting respectfully outside her room.

"Your Majesty...... You've been in the Shanghai Oasis for two days, so let's get off to deal with the Dutch......"

"yes, yes, I've had enough fun, I'm going to get down to business......"

"What's so fun about this place where the bird doesn't?"

"The emperor should have given priority to state affairs, and dealing with Dutch talents is our main goal now......"

A group of ministers spoke bitterly.

"Cut!" Zhu Qingqing shook his head and said: "I said, whoever mentions the Dutch will all be beaten on the board, come on, and all the people who just said the three words of the Dutch will be beaten on the thirty boards." ”

"Oops......" The poor Donglin Party was beaten again, and the spanking snapped.

However, Zhu Qingqing Qingqing also felt that she had messed around enough, and it was time to do something serious, she straightened her appearance and said seriously: "Okay, go to the hall of the Shanghai Palace, gather the ministers, and prepare to leave." ”

"The Emperor...... Cough...... Your Majesty, it's evening, and we should start tomorrow morning!" The thirty-second father-in-law came out of nowhere, and said with a smile: "You better play for another night." ”

"Cut, I'm happy to leave in the evening, give me an order, and go!" Zhu Qingqing's temper is a first-class strange, just like Chen Yuanyuan said, when she is in this position, there is no need to be cautious, she can do whatever she wants, everything is just to be happy. ...,

As a result, at her command, all the soldiers who had planned to rest had to get up, put on their clothes and armor, pack up their tents, and begin to prepare for departure.

When Yi Yun received the news, he couldn't cry or laugh, so he had to hurriedly pick up the soldiers and plan to set off. Since Yi Yun only had one giant fortune ship in his hand, and the other three Guan ships that he had snatched from the Japanese were too small, he didn't plan to take them, so he only brought twenty-six gunner girls and two hundred Ukrainian soldiers.

In the end, he still thought that naval warfare was mainly a long-range profession, so he brought one hundred and fifty soldiers and fifty guards.

His poor more than 200 people, following Zhu Qingqing's huge team, seemed a little lacking in momentum...... In fact, Yi Yun really didn't want to go like this, he wanted to suggest that Zhu Qingqing Qingqing leave a small half of the Beiyang Naval Division in Shanghai, and bring all his artillery and 1,200 gunners. Because the strength of the Dutch cannot be underestimated...... But when such a suggestion came to his mouth, he quickly swallowed it back. Because the Dutch officials were still swollen with their buttocks. Eevian doesn't want to be beaten!

Seeing Yiyun's small team of hundreds of people following behind, Zheng Shuliang of the Donglin Party was unhappy again, and snorted coldly: "King Jiashan, don't follow with you, wherever the emperor's army goes, the Dutch can only flee when they hear the wind, and they don't need your manpower to help." ”

"Cut! I'm going to see the lively head office, right? Is there a rule in "The Law of the Great Meng" that the prince is not allowed to watch the excitement?" Yi Yun asked.

"This ...... Nope!"

"If you don't have it, you can do it, I like to watch the excitement, you can't control it. Eyun snorted.

Zheng Shuliang was speechless, although the Donglin Party people hated it, but they also had a characteristic, everything had to be based on the basis and terms, if the corresponding terms could not be listed, they would have nothing to say, to put it bluntly, they were a group of rigid nerds.

The royal driver quickly returned to the dock and began to board the ship, and Iyun also hurriedly boarded his men on the "Hyperion", intending to set off with him.

At this time, a non-military fortune boat suddenly approached on the side of the pier, and a big flag was held up on the ship, and a tiger with wings ready to fly came to life, which turned out to be the ship of the "Scarlet Tiger" Li Huamei......