328, Zhu Qingqing's logic [2/2]

The next day, the big team walked slowly, until noon, only to arrive at Yiyun's mansion, because Zhu Qingqing Qingqing didn't sleep all night last night, jumping up and down to catch crickets everywhere to play, now he has no energy, depressed, listless and yawning. 1――

"Hey, cousin, haven't you arrived yet? I want to find a bed to sleep in for a while......" Zhu Qingqing kept urging.

I'm dizzy, who told you to play all night, can you blame anyone else? Yi Yun said helplessly: "Here, you see, the small castle in front is my mansion." ”

Zhu Qingqing raised his head, looked ahead, and sure enough, he saw a handsome castle. In front of the fort hangs a plaque that reads: "Huwangfu".

"Huh, cousin, you lied to me, this is obviously not your mansion, you are the king of Jiashan, this is the ...... of the Huwang Mansion" Zhu Qingqing Qingqing turned his head to the thirty-two father-in-law beside him and asked: "Who is the king of Hu?" I can't remember!"

Thirty-two fathers-in-law Khan did not dare to speak.

Zheng Shuliang of the Donglin Party next to him jumped up with a brush: "This ...... What does this mean? King Jiashan...... You actually proclaimed yourself the king of Shanghai? This is simply a rebellious act. ”

Yi Yun secretly screamed in his heart that it was not good, after he occupied the Shanghai Oasis, he proclaimed himself the king of Shanghai, in fact, it was just for fun, because the focus of his future development must be on the Shanghai oasis, and he felt that the king of Jiashan was not good, so he changed to the king of Shanghai, and he never thought that the emperor would come to visit...... I really didn't want to be caught.

He had no choice but to bite the bullet and say: "I have two oases, Jiashan and Shanghai, and Shanghai also has a name called Shanghai, so there is no problem in calling it King Hu." ”

"There is no problem with what it means? How can the title of the imperial court be called arbitrarily. Zheng Shuliang jumped up violently: "Rebellion, it's just rebellion...... Ignoring the etiquette of the court and proclaiming himself the king, this is no different from rebellion, come on, take down this guy. Raid his house and kill his head. ”

When Yi Yun heard this, he was immediately annoyed, Lao Tzu made a title to play, you are going to raid my house and kill my head...... He leaned sideways, his hand was on the hilt of the knife at his waist, and Chen Yuanyuan next to him was silent, but the black dagger also slipped down from his sleeve and secretly pinched it in the palm of his hand.

At the last moment, Zhu Qingqing suddenly said: "Zheng Shuliang, what kind of neurosis do you have? I think my cousin is right, he has two oases, if you want to be called King Jiashan, you will be King Jiashan, and if you want to be called King Hu, there is no problem! In addition, this mansion was built in an oasis in Shanghai, if it is named Jiashan Wangfu, isn't that?"

"But the imperial court etiquette system ......," Zheng Shuliang was anxious.

"Etiquette...... I hate etiquette the most!" Zhu Qingqing waved his hand and said: "Thirty-two, I am going to make my cousin the king of Shanghai and the king of Jiashan at the same time, and he will use whichever title he is happy to use." ”

"Obey the order!" the thirty-second father-in-law hurriedly asked the little eunuch to grind the ink and draft the order.

Zheng Shuliang sweated profusely, hating iron and steel, and shouted: "Your Majesty, how can this be......? This guy is a self-proclaimed king and harbors evil intentions, he should be dealt with severely, why are you ...... Alas, I don't want to go into this rebellious mansion, I'm going to squeeze tents with the soldiers. Zheng Shuliang flicked his sleeves indignantly and walked into the ranks of soldiers.

Zhu Qingqing Qingqing ignored him, followed Yi Yun and walked towards the Shanghai Palace, she only brought a small number of Wenchen generals with her, about twenty or thirty, as for the Imperial Forest Army, the Shenji Battalion, and the Beiyang Naval Division, they were all scattered around the Shanghai Palace, camped, and faintly surrounded the Shanghai Palace.

Such a layout, on the one hand, is to ensure that no foreign enemy can invade and harm the emperor's safety, and on the other hand, it can be regarded as a deterrent to Yi Yun, if Yi Yun does something to harm the emperor, the army surrounding the outside can raze the Shanghai palace to the ground. ...,

However, Yi Yun didn't have a rebellious heart, so he didn't feel much about this kind of deterrence.

Everyone walked into the house, Zhu Qingqing looked left and right, very lively. Her usual range of activities is very small, so she can only walk around the Forbidden City, and she is full of novelty about things outside, and she finds everything interesting to watch. There are still a lot of strange things in Yiyun's mansion, he used the skills of the tech house to make massage chairs a long time ago, and now there are many pseudo-tech products made with the skills of the tech house in the house, such as lift chairs, turntable tables, massage chairs...... All kinds of strange things are all over the house, of course, these things are defective, because although the things made by the tech house are very close to the original, the quality is not comparable.

The massage chair breaks down after being used twice, the turntable table is often stuck and does not rotate, and the lift chair often falls down and cannot be raised...... Although there are such and such problems, but Yiyun's big sofa is still very cool, he used the skills of the technical house to make a spring, although the quality is very poor, but it is also a spring, with feathers and other things to fill, made a sofa full of elasticity, it is very comfortable to sit on it, Zhu Qingqing Qingqing can't let go of this sofa, as soon as he sits on it, he will not move the nest.

At this time, a shy little girl appeared in the hall, holding the tea, timidly handed it to Yi Yun, Zhu Qingqing's eyes were sharp, and he immediately recognized it, and said in shock: "Cai Rou, you are the cousin of Cai Rou, the king of Qiantang, oh my God...... How do you serve tea and water here?"

Cai Rou reacted slowly, and when she entered the hall, she didn't notice that the hall was full of people, and she raised her head to look at it when she called out, and suddenly exclaimed: "The emperor's cousin...... You...... How did you get here?"

"I'm here to deal with the Dutch, so I'm here!" Zhu Qingqing Qingqing took things for granted what he was doing here, and said indifferently: "What about you?"

"I ...... My cousin and I ...... that night Nothing happened!" Cai Rou said seriously: "So here I am." ”

Full House of Civil Officials: "......"

Yiyun puffed and vomited blood!

Only Zhu Qingqing raised his head curiously: "Oh, it turns out that nothing happened, since nothing happened, why are you here? ”

Everyone sweated profusely! She didn't understand such words...... Is this really stupid or fake?

Seeing everyone's strange expressions, Zhu Qingqing also knew that she had said the wrong thing, although she was relatively unreliable, but because she had been an emperor since she was a child, she loved face very much, and she couldn't tolerate herself making a fool of herself in front of everyone. So he grabbed Thirty-two's collar, dragged him to his side, and said in a low voice: "What does Cousin mean by that? Why do you all show expressions of understanding, but I don't understand? Give you ten seconds to explain clearly, otherwise you will be hit again with thirty boards." ”

Thirty-two father-in-law Khan, ten seconds? This is too short, and it is very difficult to explain the meaning of these words...... It seems that he has to use the simplest and most straightforward words to explain, he was in a hurry, and said urgently in Zhu Qingqing's ear: "That means that King Jiashan slept with King Qiantang!"

"Wow!" Zhu Qingqing was taken aback: "Didn't nothing happen?"

The thirty-second father-in-law wiped a handful of sweat and said, "Between men and women...... Some things are too embarrassing to say, so they will say the opposite. For example, if you like each other, you want to say, 'You are necrotic'. obviously loves each other, but wants to say, 'I hate you'. I obviously wanted to, but I wanted to say 'no', and I slept with it, but I wanted to say that nothing happened...... This is an important skill that must be mastered in the interaction between men and women, and the truth is extremely subtle...... Your Majesty, you are not married yet, so you don't understand. ”

I see, Zhu Qingqing Qingqing seemed to understand something, she thought for a moment, it's not good, my words just now have exposed my invincibility in this regard, if you want to save my face, you must say something back, let everyone know that I understand what my cousin said. ...,

As soon as her eyes rolled, she immediately glared at Yi Yun and said loudly, "Cousin, I understand...... Nothing happened to you and Cousin Cai Rou, but something unspeakable happened to me...... Right?" she was learning to say the opposite...... But the timing and place of these words were not right, and the words came out immediately, and the house was full of sweat.

Yi Yun shouted in his heart: Broken woman, if you don't say a word, you will die? What kind of nonsense is this?

As soon as they heard this, countless pairs of eyes glared at them as if they were about to kill, and they almost wanted to tear Yi Yun to pieces.

The thirty-two father-in-law was sweating profusely, and he thought to himself: When did the emperor have a leg with King Jiashan? Why don't I know? Wait...... Could it be that this happened when the prince of Yu brought Zhu Yun, who had not yet been crowned king Jiashan, into Beijing? Yes, it is very likely! The two of them had a leg many years ago in the morning, so the emperor kept rewarding Zhu Yun, and he did not even pursue the matter of him establishing himself as king...... That's right, it's entirely possible.

Not only was he thinking like this, but the civil and military forces in the hall were actually thinking like this, and the eyes of everyone looking at Yi Yun were suddenly different. Jealousy, envy and hatred, all kinds of emotions are intertwined, and the indescribable murderous spirit is soaring.

Nima, buddy hasn't done anything, don't look at me with such weird eyes!

At this time, Zhu Qingqing's drowsiness had already rushed to her brain, and she shouted: "Come on, prepare water, I'm going to take a bath and sleep......"

After yelling, she whispered to Cai Rou again: "You come to wash with me, let's sleep in the same bed, you tell me carefully, why nothing happened to you that night...... I want to know what the hell is going on. It turned out that she was not very satisfied with the explanation of the thirty-two father-in-law, and she must know what was going on, she was a character who broke the casserole and asked the end......

Cai Rou is a weak woman, she has to be a head shorter for anyone, let alone the emperor, how dare she say half a word, although she just got up and didn't want to take a bath and sleep, she nodded obediently: "Okay, I'll accompany my cousin to ......"

Zhu Qingqing smiled brightly, nodded violently, and said, "I know that my cousin listens to me the most." ”