"Don't talk nonsense, let's just start singing, I'm not in a hurry!"

Guo Degang looked excited, and jumped twice on the stage, as if he had returned to his youth.

"You wait a while, what's the hurry, it's not too late for us to sing after we have divided the work!"

"Ah, what's the job?"

"Since we have all decided to sing directly, and there is no band here, let's use our mouths to hit the guys, I will fight the guys when you play, and you will beat the guys when I play, how about it?"

Lin Mu said seriously, Guo Degang looked dazed, but still nodded!

"Another point, although we are very clear about the plot, some of you here have not heard of it, so tell us what this play is singing, how about it?"

Lin Mu is mainly anti-guest, and generally this sentence is teasing and letting him say it!

Seeing that Lin Mu actually said it first, Guo Degang could only popularize the plot of this play for everyone!

Although the plots of "Fenhe Bay" and "Wujia Po" are very similar, they have nothing to do with each other!

The plot in "Fenhe Bay" is basically written according to the content of the forty-first chapter of "The Complete Biography of the Expedition to the East", and the characters and plot are basically in line with historical facts.

In the Tang Dynasty, Xue Rengui joined the army for many years and did not return, and his wife Liu Yingchun gave birth to a son, Ding Shan, and raised his mother when he grew up.

Xue Rengui received the knighthood for meritorious service, returned to his hometown to visit relatives, traveled to Fenhe Bay, met Ding Mountain to fight geese, saw his good archery skills, was surprised, suddenly there was a tiger rushing to, Xue hurriedly sent a sleeve arrow, unexpectedly injured Ding Shan, Rengui fled in a hurry.

When the husband and wife met, Xue saw that there were men's shoes under the bed, and he suspected that his wife was unchaste, and Liu Xue was worn by his son Ding Shan.

This play is the old book of the Sixi class, which was first performed by Wang Jiuling and Shi Xiaofu, and later became the representative work of Tan Xinpei and Wang Yaoqing.

Mr. Mei Lanfang has also acted in this play abroad, which has been translated into "Oory", the story of a shoe.

Shang Xiaoyun and Cheng Yanqiu, two masters of Danjiao, have also played their own versions!

And Xue Pinggui and Wang Baochuan in "Wujia Po" are completely apocryphalic characters, but they are also a long-lasting life.

However, the audience is more familiar with "Wujia Po", after all, Lin Mu's opera song "Wujia Po" before was popular all over the Internet and is well-known by everyone!

And "Fenhe Bay" requires actors to have very strong singing skills and performance ability due to heavy singing work, so there are fewer and fewer people who dare to sing this play!

Guo Degang popularized the plot of "Fenhe Bay" with the audience in a few words!

After Guo Degang finished speaking, he said excitedly to Lin Mu, "Come, let's start singing!" ”

Lin Mu looked Guo Degang up and down, with an embarrassed expression on his face, and said, "Can't sing!" ”

Guo Degang looked dissatisfied and said, "Hey, you're going too far, you've made me so busy, and I've spent so much talk, you can't rap now, why can't you sing!" ”

Lin Mu looked at Guo Degang with disgust and said, "With your appearance, I can't open my mouth, if Liu Yingchun looks like you, Xue Rengui probably won't come back for another eighteen years!" ”

Lin Mu's disgusted expression, coupled with this negative words, immediately caused the audience to burst into laughter!

Guo Degang touched the peach heart on the top of his head, and said with a wry smile, "Then I'll dress up a little!" ”

"Yes, you dress up a little, or look at you, I'll make a show!"

"It's really troublesome, it's really too much to sing with a layman like you!"

While speaking, Guo Degang took out a white square scarf from his pants pocket, folded it, and wrapped his head!

When Guo Degang raised his head, he deliberately showed a hint of feminine charm, which made the audience below laugh again!

Ugly, cute, ugly!

Guo Degang winked at Lin Mu, and was so frightened that Lin Mu took three steps back!

"Do you know why my master was willing to accept me back then?"

"Why?"

"It's because I'm in good condition, my figure and appearance are the most suitable for singing, not tall or short, not fat or thin, and the most important thing is that my figure is good!"

Seeing Guo Degang twisting his thick waist, even the apprentices in the background couldn't bear to look at it directly!

When will my master be able to let go like this!

Lin Mu also jumped with a straight eyebrow, he didn't expect that Guo Degang would be so disgusting!

"Okay, let's not talk about it, you are the most beautiful, let's go backstage, you call the board!"

Seeing that Lin Mu was disgusted enough, Guo Degang was satisfied!

Sample, disgusting don't kill you, let you smash me!

"Who am I talking to?"

Guo Degang's eyes widened, and he was about to jump off at the audience!

Lin Mu's eyes were quick, and he hurriedly grabbed him and said, "I didn't say this call, you can't be beaten to death if you go down, I'm talking about calling the board and singing!" ”

"Oh, you didn't say it sooner!"

Guo Degang followed Lin Mu behind the table with a sneering face!

"Your word, Ding Shan'er should come!"

Lin Mu reminded!

Guo Degang cleared his throat and was about to speak, when he saw Lin Mu open the fan and block it in front of him!

Guo Degang pulled Lin Mu's fan away with a dissatisfied face, and glanced at him by the way!

Who knows, Lin Mu blocked the fan in front of him again!

So three times, Guo Degang was so angry that he pushed Lin Mu away, pulled him to the microphone in front of him, and said dissatisfiedly, "What are you doing, why are you blocking me, I am so beautiful, you don't let the audience look at me, what are your intentions!" ”

Looking at Guo Degang, who was overconfident, Lin Mu said helplessly, "Do you know, or don't, your singing is behind the door curtain, it belongs to the stuffy curtain guide, I will block you with a fan, this fan is equivalent to the door curtain!" ”

Guo Degang suddenly looked enlightened, glanced at Lin Mu's fan, and said, "Oh, it turns out that this is the door curtain, why didn't you say it earlier!" ”

Looking at Guo Degang's scoundrel look, Lin Mu was speechless, "If you know, let's go backstage!" ”

Guo Degang's interest was very high, and he walked behind the table with cheerful steps, and he flew straight at Lin Mu!

It is rare for the audience to see such a lively Guo Degang, which is very interesting!

The disciples in the background were even more shocked by the master who let himself go!

Although Guo Degang also jumped up and down on the stage when he was young, such a relaxed performance is really rare!

Lin Mu opened the fan again and blocked it in front of Guo Degang!

This time, Guo Degang didn't reach out to fight, and sang directly!

"Ding Shan'er, it's time to come—"

However, this voice is really ugly, it doesn't look like singing, it's just shouting at the top of your voice!

And one of Guo Degang's hands was also on Lin Mu's head!

was so angry that Lin Mu took Guo Degang's hand down.

"What are you doing, it's okay to sing well, why are you putting your hand on my head!"

Lin Mu looked at Guo Degang with an unhappy face!

Who knows, Guo Degang's temper is even greater, and he glared and said, "You are unreasonable, let me ask you, what is your fan?" ”

"It's a curtain!"

"Then I'm holding on to the door frame, is there a problem?"

Well, he used Lin Mu's head as a door frame!

"Okay, let's not want these bits and pieces, sing well, besides, what did you sing just now, you have to rhyme!"

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Hearing Lin Mu's words, Guo Degang suddenly became very shy, and asked embarrassedly, "What are you talking about, I have to be pregnant, I ...... I don't have that ability! ”

Looking at Guo Degang's shy face, the audience below was about to break their intestines with laughter!

"What rhyme, I'm talking about the rhyme of drama, what do you think?"

"Ah, the rhyme of drama, I'm talking about the rhyme of drama, but we may not be the same faction, so tell me how your faction sings!"

"Why is there still a pie, it's all old words and old tunes, listen, Ding Shan'er, it's time to come——"

As soon as Lin Mu opened his voice, it was bright and high, full of charm, and the audience below immediately applauded!

"Hey, it's still the same old words, got it!"

"Tell you, you'll know, let's go, go backstage!"

"Ding Shan'er—it's time to come, hey, hey—"

It's really hard for Guo Degang, and it's really not easy to be able to sing the most familiar Hebei Bangzi so ugly!

It's not a skill to let a professional actor sing well, it's the real ability to let him sing ugly, because of his long-term muscle memory, it is difficult for him to deliberately sing out of tune!

Listening to the tune sung by Guo Degang, Lin Mu on the side was also grinning and frowning, as if he was looking at a bunch of that thing!

After Guo Degang's lyrics, which caused uncomfortable physiological reactions, ended, Lin Mu opened his mouth to learn the sound of gongs and drums.

"Taitai, Taitai Lingtai, big platform, winter mile winter, winter mile winter, winter mile throat winter mile throat dripping winter-"

Guo Degang walked out of the door with bewitching steps, just walked to the stage, suddenly turned around, as if he saw a ghost, and ran back to Lin Mu's side, grabbed Lin Mu's hand, and continued to block his face with a fan!

Lin Mu's bewildered look caused the audience to laugh!

"Ding Shan'er, it's time to come, hey, hey, hey—"

The most powerful thing about Guo Degang is that the singing voice is not the same twice, but it is the same ugly!

Lin Mu could only reluctantly continue to accompaniment.

"Taitai, Taitai Lingtai, big platform, winter mile winter, winter mile winter, winter mile throat winter mile throat dripping winter-"

Guo Degang walked forward with a shy pace again, twisting all the way, just arrived at Jiulongkou, and was about to speak, when he braked sharply again, and rushed back to Lin Mu's side again!

However, this time, Lin Mu directly hit Guo Degang's head with a fan!

This sound is crisp in the ears, and the audience in the first ten rows can clearly hear the sound of the fan hitting Guo Degang's head!

Guo Degang also covered his head and looked at Lin Mu with an aggrieved expression!

The apprentices in the background were also dumbfounded one by one,, Lin Mu, you are really a tiger, you are really a dead hand!

In fact, Lin Mu was also taken aback, he didn't expect that this fan would be so loud when it hit his head!

However, Lin Mu still has a sense of proportion in his hands, don't look at this one is quite loud, but Guo Degang actually didn't feel too much pain!

The first is that the fans they use for their performances are all processed and roasted over fire, although they make a "crackling" sound, but the strength is not too big!

The second is that Lin Mu's technique is very unique, the strength is well controlled, and the audience hears more because of the collision between the fan bones!

"Why are you beating me!"

Although it didn't hurt, Guo Degang still pretended to be innocent and wronged, as if tears were about to fall in the next moment!

Lin Mu was not confused by the way he pretended, and said with a dissatisfied face, "What are you doing here, running back one by one, is there a dog in front of you?" ”

Lin Mu's mouth is really damaged, and he directly compared Guo Degang to a dog!

However, this is also a line in Deyun Club's "Fenhe Bay" before, so everyone doesn't think it's too much!

If you can talk about others, others will naturally be able to say about you!

Guo Degang touched his head and said seriously, "I just thought, after all, we are cooperating with Hebei Bangzi for the first time, if we sing it wrong, wouldn't it be very embarrassing, so ah, we have to get the right words first!" ”

"Okay, you didn't say the words earlier, you've already started singing, you remember the words!"

"Aren't I also here to be rigorous!"

"Okay, that's right, right?"

"Then I'll test you, how many words do I have?"

"You're still testing me, hey, hey, don't you just have four sentences!"

"Hey, that's right, so what is my first sentence?"

"My son Fenhe Bay is going to hunt geese."

Hearing Lin Mu say the first line of the song, Guo Degang quickly turned around and whispered the words several times, then turned around and said, "Well, it's the same as my words, what about the second sentence?" ”

"When the day comes, I won't be able to return it."

Guo Degang turned his head again and muttered quietly!

Lin Mu said helplessly, "You are now backing!" ”

"What's the current back, I just look at the words are different from mine, this sentence is not too similar to my words, don't worry about it for now, you tell me what the third word is!"

"Sit down outside the door of the kiln."

Guo Degang clapped his hands fiercely with an excited look and shouted, "Hey, look at it, you have to lose the right word, otherwise it's really wrong, what you said is the fourth sentence!" ”

Lin Mu was almost blinded by Guo Degang, thought about it seriously, frowned and said, "It's the third sentence, that's right!" ”

"This is the fourth sentence!"

Guo Degang gritted his teeth and didn't admit it!

"It's the third sentence!"

Lin Mu is also a person who admits death!

Guo Degang suddenly asked, "What is the fourth sentence?" ”

"The fourth sentence,...... Hey, what the hell don't you know? ”

Lin Mu reacted at this time, it turned out that he had been deceived!

Guo Degang scratched his head with a sneering face and said, "Who wouldn't, I just forgot, as soon as you said it, I remembered it!" ”

"Okay, okay, listen, the fourth sentence is 'Wait for my son to come back and have a meal'!"

"Oh, what's this 'meal'?"

"'Meal' means 'eat'!"

"Eat, eat the same, understand, look at it, this pair of good words, it's easy to sing!"

Lin Mu could only roll his eyes helplessly, and returned to the backstage with Guo Degang!