Chapter 320: Guo Degang deliberately made it bad, and the performance was successful (asking for a monthly ticket)

The Beizhan Theater is brightly lit, and although the performance of Deyun Club has begun, there are still a few people in yellow clothes and bull head masks standing there outside the door smoking!

Listening to the laughter and applause coming from inside, they also smiled at each other!

They are basically bound to Deyun Club.

As long as Deyun Club can maintain its current market share, they will not have to worry about having food!

Even, they have joined forces to rectify internally, not allowing outsiders to enter their circle at will, and not allowing anyone to deliberately break the rules.

Guo Degang's toughness has made them more and more jealous.

In this world, it is impossible for them, the ticket sellers, to disappear completely!

After all, Deyun Club's performances are always in short supply, so ticket sellers have the opportunity to profit from it!

You go and see those small theaters that can't sell tickets, they beg the ticket sellers to go, and no one will go!

"Hey, Brother Zhang, that voice in it just now doesn't look like Yu Qian!"

"Well, I don't think it's like it, but it's not like Lao Guo's apprentices either!"

"This voice, listening to it, feels like a professional Hebei Bangzi actor."

"No, this is cross talk, professional Hebei Bangzi actors come to cross talk, it's fun!"

"No, it's still Guo Degang Yu Qian on today's propaganda poster, if this is a replacement, there will be no frying pan inside!"

"Don't guess, let's take a look, won't we?"

"Yes, yes, yes!"

A few people swaggered into the Beizhan Theater!

There are several staff members of Deyun Club standing at the entrance of the Beizhan Theater, although there is no one to enter the theater with tickets at this time, but they still have to stay here!

Hearing the footsteps behind, the staff looked back and recognized!

Of course I know, almost all of these ticket sellers follow the performances of Deyun Club, although everyone doesn't talk much, but at least they are familiar!

Brother Zhang took out a cigarette and handed it over, and asked with a smile, "Who is partnering with Teacher Guo today?" ”

The person standing here today to check the ticket is Guo Degang's apprentice, Zhang Jiunan, who is known as a mad dog.

Zhang Jiunan is a man of temperament, and he has always had no good face for these ticket sellers!

He shook his head, indicating that he didn't smoke, and none of the other staff dared to pick it up!

After all, Guo Degang has a clear rule in the background, no one can deal with these ticket sellers, and once discovered, he will be fired directly!

For these ticket sellers, Guo Degang adheres to a principle, as long as you don't go too far, I won't care about you, but if you want to get close to me, it's impossible!

"Teacher Lin Mu is here!"

Although Zhang Jiunan didn't want to deal with these people, he couldn't help but sigh!

Lin Mu!

As soon as this name came out, the faces of several ticket sellers changed!

Brother Zhang leaned over and said, "Let me take a look!" ”

Zhang Jiunan got out of the way, Brother Zhang walked to the door and glanced at him from a distance, hey, the person standing with Guo Degang on the stage is the king of traffic, Lin Mu!

Brother Zhang couldn't help but gasp, and said in surprise, "Oh, Mr. Guo is really capable, he actually invited Lin Mudu, why haven't I heard you say it before, I already knew ......"

Zhang Jiunan said with a look of disdain, "I knew what I had known, I had known that you would have sold the tickets a little more expensive, cut!" ”

There were also young men with strong blood among the ticket sellers, and when they heard Zhang Jiunan's words, they were also stunned, and said unhappily, "What do you say, you say it again!" ”

Zhang Jiunan is known as a "mad dog", how can he be afraid of them, his eyes suddenly widened, his mouth twitched, and he said disdainfully, "So, if you want to practice with your buddies, go alone or fight in a group, you choose!" ”

Brother Zhang couldn't help but turn his head and glared at the man, isn't this nothing to look for?

If you dare to provoke the people of Deyun Club here, Deyun Club will deliberately target them in the future, then their losses will be great!

"Okay, okay, I don't mean that, Lin Mu is here, then we'll go first!"

Brother Zhang snorted and left with this group of ticket sellers!

Looking at their backs, Zhang Jiunan pouted, snorted, and then turned his head and looked at the stage with an excited face!

……

Lin Mu and Guo Degang didn't know that such a small episode had happened outside, and the performance of the two continued!

"Ding Shan'er—it's time to come—"

Guo Degang's singing is really ugly, and the most infuriating thing is that the singing is different these times, but it is equally ugly!

"Taitai, Taitai Lingtai, big platform, winter mile winter, winter mile winter, winter mile throat winter mile throat dripping winter-"

With the accompaniment of Lin Mu, Guo Degang took a shy step, twisted his thick waist, and walked to the front of the stage step by step!

"My son Fenhe Bay went to hunt geese—"

A singing voice with no board, no eyes and no charm, everyone is numb when they hear it!

How do you manage to keep every word out of tune?

Lin Mu also heard that his blood pressure was soaring!

However, Guo Degang looked intoxicated and continued to sing the second sentence!

"When the day comes, I won't be able to return—"

In the end, Guo Degang also deliberately came to a flick cavity and threw it all directly to his grandmother's house!

The audience below is about to cover their ears, they have heard something ugly, but they have never heard such a bad sound!

Lin Mu stood behind, already showing a desperate expression!

"Sit down to the door of the kiln—"

Hearing Guo Degang sing this, Lin Mu hurriedly interrupted him and said, "Outside! ”

"No, it's cold outside!"

"It's cold outside, it's going to have to be outside!"

Guo Degang reluctantly glanced back at Lin Mu and said, "Okay, according to you, outside the kiln gate-"

"Wait for my son to come back so he can eat—"

"Meal!"

"Didn't you say it's the same as eating?"

"It has to be a meal, too!"

"Okay, depending on you, eat Western food!"

"Okay, Liu Yingchun is quite foreign!"

"Oops, I'm finally done, thank goodness!"

Guo Degang looked like he had been amnestied, and wiped the sweat on his head with his sleeve!

Lin Mu shook his head helplessly and said, "Okay, it's time for me to play, you prepare the big guy, Ma Lai-"

As soon as Guo Degang heard it, his eyes suddenly widened, and he shouted,

"Datai, cang, cang, just come to Canglong, come to Canglong, come to Cang-"

When Lin Mu heard Guo Degang's gong and drum guy, it was obviously wrong!

"What kind of play is this?"

""Walking Wheat City", aren't you calling Ma Lai, Master Guan is going to play!"

Guo Degang looked like "I am clear".

Lin Mu was so angry that he knocked him on the head with a fan again, and said, "Can you still sing "Walking Wheat City" in "Fenhe Bay"? ”

Guo Degang looked at the fan in Lin Mu's hand with a resentful expression, and said, "After so many years, you are the one who dares to do this to me!" ”

Lin Mu held back a smile and said, "Don't talk nonsense, I, Xue Rengui, am going to play, you fight well!" ”

Guo Degang looked suddenly enlightened and said, "Oh, Xue Rengui is going to play, what about me?" ”

"You hit the guy!"

"Gotcha!"

Guo Degang sat on the chair and sang the last half of the sentence, "Eat another Western meal——"

Well, your living conditions are good enough!

"Malay—"

"Taitai, Taitai, Lingtai, Lingtai, big and big, winter mile, winter, winter,

Guo Degang finally had subtitles for the accompaniment, and I was still cold!

The audience below was laughing so hard that they were all about to die!

Lin Mu also said speechlessly, "I'm still cold, I'm sweating down!" ”

"Xue Rengui is too short-sighted—"

Lin Mu opened his voice, his voice was crisp and bright, but before the audience below applauded, Guo Degang, who was sitting there, first shouted hello, almost scaring Lin Mu to death!

"What are you shouting?"

"Aren't I praising you, I'm playing an exemplary role!"

"I don't need you, you just have to beat the guy!"

Lin Mu felt that singing with Guo Degang was really tired!

"Shoot the naughty boy and dye the yellow spring—"

Lin Mu sings really well, but Guo Degang is really capable of making trouble!

Because of Guo Degang's strings, every point is the moment when Lin Mu opens his mouth, in the jargon, your strings are pulled on my cheeks!

If Lin Mu's heart board wasn't strong enough, it is estimated that he would have been taken out of the clouds by Guo Degang!

"It's rare to see my mother, and it's hard to meet my mother when I want to be young, hey-"

"Daligen Longdripdong—"

After singing this sentence, Lin Mu finally expressed his opinion.

"Oh, you immoral string, it's really terrible!"

"I was urging Ma to use my eyes, and I saw a sister-in-law sitting in front of the kiln, kicking off the saddle and getting off the horse, and seeing the sister-in-law, I took the lead in courtesy——"

Lin Mu sang well in front, Guo Degang made trouble in the back, not only sat but didn't sit down, the whole person was about to lie on the chair, holding a fan as a bow, and the accompaniment in his mouth was also colliding with Lin Mu's words all the time, and Lin Mu could only get louder and louder in order to suppress Guo Degang's accompaniment!

The audience below was almost amused by these two people's operation, laughter, applause, and applause!

Finally finished singing, as soon as Lin Mu turned around, he saw Guo Degang's immortal virtue, and Guo Degang tilted his body to look at Lin Mu, the fan in his hand continued to pull the strings, and he didn't know which play was the accompaniment in his mouth!

Lin Mu took a deep breath, then walked to Guo Degang's side with a kind face, arched his hand, and said,

"Sister-in-law, please come to the ceremony—"

Guo Degang glanced up at Lin Mu, then "cut" and twisted his face to the other side!

"What's wrong with this, this is!"

Lin Mu had no choice but to turn to this side, and continued to give up his hand at Guo Degang, saying,

"Sister-in-law, please come to the ceremony-"

Guo Degang pouted again, twisted his head to the other side, and said, "I hate it-"

"Why do I hate it?"

Lin Mu suppressed his temperament, walked back to this side again, and said to Guo Degang,

"Sister-in-law, please come to the ceremony-"

This time, Lin Mu's voice became tougher!

Guo Degang glanced at Lin Mu again, his mouth was like a rotten sour pear, and said, "It's getting more and more annoying!" ”

Lin Mu started directly, and pushed Guo Degang's shoulder, Guo Degang didn't sit firmly, and sat on the ground directly!

The audience below also exclaimed, for fear that Lao Guo would be broken!

In fact, Lin Mu and Guo Degang both knew that this fall was a coincidence, and there was nothing wrong at all!

However, Guo Degang still pretended to sit on the ground, patted his thighs, and shouted like a shrew scolding the street,

"Hey young, there is no heavenly reason, you are a big man, you bullied me as a little woman, and pushed me down, losing money——"

Looking at Guo Degang's proficiency in splashing and rolling, the apprentices in the background all turned their heads one by one, feeling that they were overwhelmed!

Master is really out of the way today!

Lin Mu was also angry and laughed at Guo Degang's nonsense!

"Okay, you're touching porcelain with this, you talk to you, you have to talk back!"

Guo Degang stood up with a chair and said, "What did you talk to me just now?" ”

"Nonsense, or you'll think I'm farting with this!"

"No wonder it smells weird!"

"Nonsense, I'll give you a salute, and you have to give me a salute!"

"Okay, I know, you're just in trouble, I knew I wouldn't sing with you!"

"Don't worry, this is the last play I will sing to you!"

Seeing the two complaining to each other, some of the female viewers in the audience even swallowed it inexplicably!

It's really everything!

"Sister-in-law, please come to see you—"

Guo Degang looked like a hanger, tilted his head, arched his hand casually, and said lightly,

"It's been returned, the salute has been returned, the military master has left the road and not walked, why is the giver?"

In a word, not only does it have no charm, but it also has a strange pronunciation, so that Lin Mu doesn't know where he has gone!

"Dare to ask sister-in-law, what is here?"

"Beizhan!"

Hearing Guo Degang's "honest" words, Lin Mu was also helpless!

"Beizhan is like talking, let me ask you what is here!"

Guo Degang stiffened his neck and said, "You ask the audience below, is this the North Exhibition, I perform here every year, you want to fool me, no way!" ”

The audience was also very cooperative and shouted, "Yes, that's right, this is the North Exhibition!" ”

There was a peaceful atmosphere on and off the stage, which is also a scene that only Deyun Club has!

Lin Mu said with a wry smile, "What I'm asking is where we are in the play?" ”

"Ah, in the play, Longmen County-"

"Where's this village?"

"Dawangzhuang—"

"Dawangzhuang inquired about someone, did the sister-in-law ever know?"

"Those who have money know, and those who don't have money don't know—"

"Good guy, you only know money, right?"

"What should I say?"

"The famous knows, the nameless don't know!"

"Oh, the famous change, the nameless change!"

"Well, you know it all now, don't you?"

"Ah, the name becomes known, the unknown does not know!"

"Speaking of this person, he is very famous!"

"But I don't know which one!"

"It's the daughter of the Liu Yuanwai, the wife of Xue Rengui, and the silver ring of the Liu family——"

When Guo Degang heard this, he was taken aback, jumped up directly from the chair, and asked, "Are you talking about that Liu Yinhuan?" ”

Lin Mu hurriedly stepped forward and said with a look of hope, "Exactly!" ”

Guo Degang said with a wicked smile, "She went to take a shower!" ”

"you! ——”

Lin Mu shook his hand at Guo Degang, the two looked at each other and smiled, and bowed to the audience!

The audience stood up and applauded loudly for the wonderful performance of the two!

The loud sound made Yu Qian, who was already a little sober in the background, open his confused eyes!

"Where is this?"