"Don't play good basketball, go to fight, it's really..."

Night falls, barren mountains and mountains. The six of them sat around the campfire, and Iron Egg caught two fighting pheasants on the road and was killing the barbecue.

There is also a box of wild beer next to it, and "The Art of War" has a cloud: roast chicken with beer, you know if there is one.

"Let go of me, I'm going to kill you!"

Tsunade is not honest, and he is tied up by a fairy rope, and there are many patterns of binding.

Tie Dan is the inheritor of the intangible cultural heritage of the island country, the 'Asian Tying Method', and is a traditional craftsman.

"Don't make a noise!"

The little girl is only in her fifties, and her temper is so short-tempered, and she will have it after not being trained?

After being hit a few times, Tsunade was ashamed and gritted his teeth!

"Uncle Tiedan, why are you arresting us, okay if you let us go?" Sakura's big watery eyes stared at the iron egg, and Chu Chu said pitifully.

Why did you arrest you?

Tie Dan took out a copy of "100,000 Whys" and flipped through it but didn't find the answer.

It's so annoying, why do people always like to ask me why?

A light bulb lit up on Tie Dan's head, and he thought of an almighty answer, "There is no why, because Lin Bei is happy!" ”

Don't ask who Lin Bei is, Lin Bei is me, I am Lin Bei.

Throwing away the light bulb casually, Tie Dan suddenly said seriously:

"From today onwards, you will be my maid, so let's change your name to an easy-to-remember name, um... Sakura is called Spring Flower, Ino is called Summer Flower, every day is called Autumn Flower, Hinata is called... Fat girl. ”

His head is not very useful, and he can't remember people's names when there are too many people, so it's easier to change them to regular names.

Hinata was suddenly surprised: "Huh? How do you know my name is Fatty?"

Tie Dan was stunned, the plot is not right, shouldn't she say, why don't I call it Donghua?

Damn, all the well-prepared cold jokes are in vain...

"Oh..."Tie Dan pursed his lips and said casually: "Your milk name is Fat Girl..."

Hinata Muran said, "Ah... ...... to the

After five minutes of silence, Tie Dan asked again, "What is a milk name?"

"The name of the milk is..."Hinata thought for a moment and explained, "When you drink milk, people call you by your nickname." ”

"Oh... I get it. Tie Dan's mouth opened into an O-shape, and he suddenly nodded and said: "Then I also have a milk name, and I have two milk names." ”

"Two milk names?" Everyone looked at each other, "Which two?" ”

Tie Dan recalled, "Those who are obedient call me a dead ghost, and those who are disobedient call me a thief." ”

"......" The crowd stretched their faces and fell silent again.

Damn, this guy doesn't speak the same language as us...

Of course, Tie Dan didn't feel the embarrassment in this silence, and was concentrating on eating roasted kun... Grilled chicken.

As the protagonist of the online article, the first-class wild roast chicken level, the pond must meet beautiful women to bathe, there must be cave cheats when falling off the cliff, the auction must sell at a high price, and the roadside stall must pick up the leaks...

These are standard and not worth mentioning.

The roast was so delicious that he wrapped both chickens, and the others had to silently nibble on the flatbread.

Fortunately, everyone is a ninja, and they don't even dislike the soldier food pills, so they endure it.

"Then what name did Tsunade-sama change?" Sakura's sudden curiosity broke the silence.

"Huh?" Tsunade immediately glared at him, his eyes were very majestic, and Sakura shrank her neck in fright.

Tie Dan chewed chicken in his mouth, and said inarticulately: "Tsunade has a nickname herself, so I don't need to give it to her." ”

Tiantian's eyes lit up, and he raised his hand and said excitedly: "I know, I know, the legendary fat sheep!"

Blind student, you have discovered Huadian!

Tie Dan stopped eating chicken, and looked at Tian Tian in surprise, this girl had eaten bibimbap at noon...

Tian Tian regretted it as soon as he finished speaking, and when he saw Tie Dan reaching out to untie Tsunade's rope, he immediately threw a begging gaze at him.

Tie Dan turned a blind eye and silently untied the immortal rope on Tsunade's body.

"Tsunade-sama, I was wrong, I didn't mean to, please don't slap your face." Huddle up with your head every day.

"Die!" Tsunade charges up and flies with a kick, but the goal is not every day, but an iron egg.

Tie Dan was startled, and immediately turned into a paladin and brushed himself with a holy shield, which could block an attack.

Woohoohoo——

Tsunade seemed to have kicked a steel plate, no, something ten times and a hundred times harder than a steel plate.

Bai Huahua's jade feet immediately swollen into red pig trotters, screaming in pain, jumping around on one foot.

"I don't have the strength to beat people, and I still learn from others to be the Hokage." Iron Egg is a villain... An unfathomable look mocked her.

Hearing this, Tsunade was immediately furious, and another punch came!

Iron Egg Pan Zhoutan quickly twisted away, grabbed her arm, and connected to Kabuda's super over-the-shoulder throw.

Stand up straight and press the neck that was twisted to the tendons. This Pan Zhoudan's whirling really hurts his neck.

Tsunade was about to continue attacking, but Iron Egg hurriedly pulled away, "Still coming?" If you come again, I'll curse you for not being able to for a week! ”

These words were vicious enough, Tsunade was stunned and hesitated, and his eyebrows furrowed.

This kid has all kinds of strange abilities, maybe he can really spell...

The Iron Egg was actually bluffing her, a curse he had already used on Sasuke once.

Once used, you can't use it again.

His golden finger is like that, whatever he wants, but he can only use it once.

Taking advantage of her distraction, the iron egg rushed up with a move of Mount Tai to suppress her.

Oops, it's wrong, good skills are wasted! Iron Egg was remorseful.

"Let go of me!" Tsunade's tone was shy and angry.

Feeling Tsunade's unyielding silver struggle, Tie Dan also had a little headache.

This girl doesn't stop, my gold finger is a high-imitation A product, and it doesn't work from time to time.

If it fails one day, the calf will be finished.

"It's not difficult for you to insist on leaving, but you have to pass a test first."

"What a test..."

As soon as Tsunade turned his head, he saw a brick that came from nowhere rapidly growing in size in front of him.

With a bang, my head buzzed and I fainted.

"This trick is called Fantian Yin..."Tie Dan turned his head and explained to the other girls, picked up Tsunade and drilled into the car, "Hokage-sama accidentally fainted, I'm going to give her artificial respiration, you sleep outside tonight, I'm going to use the car... Well, don't sneak away..."

...

The next morning, Iron Dan stretched out and glanced back at Tsunade who was dressed in the buggy.

This old sister-in-law woke up early last night, and she was cheeky and pretended to be asleep all the time, and she didn't move, she was tired to death!

Old cows eat tender grass!

Iron Egg takes out the 'Key to Seal' magic wand and retrieves the "sleeping" Kuro card.

The four girls who tried to escape last night woke up one after another, rubbing their eyes and looking at Tie Dan.

Then he looked straight at Tsunade who came out of his clothes.

Tsunade didn't say a word, sighed softly, raised his hand and gestured, pulled down the corners of his mouth and shook his head.

She didn't say anything, and it was as if she had said everything...

Tie Dan only reacted after brushing his teeth, pointed at her and shouted, "Hey, hey, hey!" You don't want to spew blood, nonsense! ”

Tsunade shrugged his shoulders and left without looking back.

"Don't go, don't go! Come back and explain it to Lao Tzu! Tie Dan chased after him, fell twice and didn't catch up, and went back and explained to the fourth girl: "That woman has a grudge and slanders me, don't believe her!" ”

The four girls looked at him and nodded indifferently, with four points of restraint, three points of ridicule, two points of disgust, and one point of pity in their eyes.

"Damn!" The more Tie Dan looks at it, the more angry he becomes, if he doesn't prove his innocence today, he won't be able to raise his head and be a man in the future!

Click!

The iron egg unfastened the belt buckle.

"She slandered me, you have to believe me!"

"Ahh ——”

The four girls covered their eyes and turned around and ran away.

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