5. No one knows how to haggle better than me
"I found that you don't seem to recognize the reality, not only did you not do your duty as a maid, but you also dared to secretly talk about me watching children's channels in private..."
Two days later, in the evening, Tie Dan stopped and set up camp.
He sat on a stool and disciplined the four well-behaved and aggrieved girls opposite.
"I'll change your name again, laundry, cooking, pinching shoulders, beating legs. I discussed the choice myself, and I will do whatever name I choose! ”
"Whoever dares to be disobedient, let her experience the happy scratching chair invented by Brother Geng again......"
Tie Dan suddenly stopped in the middle of speaking, sat up straight, looked into the distance like a groundhog, and said with a solemn expression: "So powerful!" ”
"What's going on?" Tian Tian asked curiously, and the others also looked there.
Could it be that there are strong men fighting over there?
Hinata opened her eyes, but she looked at it for a while but didn't notice anything unusual chakra.
It is worthy of being a strong man who defeated Hokage-sama, and the perception distance is farther than that of the Hyuga clan!
"I feel it..."Tie Dan spoke again, with a hint of solemnity and awe in his tone, "That's the breath of the king, let's go over and take a look!" ”
Forcing the king?
The four women have waterfall sweat on their foreheads, and only those who are bored want to go and see it, it is better to stay and surf the Internet... Yo! It's the narrator's freestyle!
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Somewhere in the room, a pale man was half-lying on the bed.
The illness made his cold sweat drip.
"Ugh! ——”
Without warning, a blue light suddenly shot through the wooden door, and the man raised his hands to resist.
"Who?" The man had actually guessed that he had seen this trick more than once.
Whew!
The people outside the house flashed four knives sharply, cutting the wooden door into more than a dozen pieces.
Although the door is not locked, it is more handsome to appear like this after all, and it is overwhelming for a while!
I saw a young man stepping in, and said coldly, "Orochimaru, you have nothing left to teach me." ”
"Sasuke, you will become my body..."The big snake pill on the bed was also shocked by this forced qi, and not to be outdone, he showed a fierce expression and turned into a white phosphorus snake!
There wasn't much trash talk before the game, and the two started a fierce battle!
Sasuke wields the Kusanagi sword and fights with Orochimaru, who has become a real person.
The Kusanagi Sword slashed wantonly, and the move was sure to hit, but the big snake pill could be transformed into countless small snakes, and it was also very difficult.
...
On the other side, Iron Egg is grabbed by a giant eagle with its right foot and glides upside down at a low altitude, dangling in the air.
The posture is not very good-looking, but he is actually not the prey of the giant eagle, but a combat partner, but one person and one eagle are not familiar with it, and there is no tacit understanding.
"Hualuo, look at any traces of man-made in the vicinity." The iron egg opens the W and explores the surrounding vision.
Warlo's eagle eye sensed every plant on the ground, and soon swooped down towards a bush.
After falling to the ground, Tie Dan stabilized his body with a fancy alpha roll, and when he got up, he unleashed a fireball that burned the ground around him to the point where he was baldder than his head.
Soon a secret door appeared in a hidden mound of earth and rock.
"Found it!" Iron Egg glanced back before entering, and saw that Hua Luo was hunting a crow, without thinking about it.
The secret door is a complicated tunnel, but at this time, the strong aura of forcing the king is enough to guide his direction.
"Iron Egg-sama..."As he continued to advance, a young man with glasses appeared in front of him, "Why are you here?" ”
Tie Dan glanced at him, it was the dream master medicine master, who had met before.
When both he and Orochimaru were still in the organization.
Tie Dan asked, "This is Orochimaru's base?" ”
The pharmacist dodged his eyes, and said, "Sort of..."
Seeing that Tie Dan didn't say much and continued to move forward, he hurriedly reached out to stop him.
Blue... Red... Yellow... Blue... Red...
Yellow!
After cutting for a long time, he finally cut out a yellow card, fixed the pharmacist in place, and quickly broke through the two laboratories, and casually covered a bottle of alcohol lamp that he forgot to extinguish.
After hardships and dangers, after twists and turns, I finally saw the source of the king's spirit in a bedroom.
- Uchiha Iron Pillar... Sasuke!
At this time, the house was filled with hundreds of white snake corpses, and Sasuke was standing quietly in the middle of the room, his eyes closed and motionless.
"It's really a little more handsome than me... That curse was not in vain. Tie Dan muttered in a low voice, simply complimenting, without jealousy.
"Hey! Don't see any guests? ”
Seeing that Sasuke had been keeping his eyes closed and not moving, and he didn't make a pot of tea, Tie Dan frowned, very unhappy, "Young man, do you know how to respect your elders, what to pretend in front of your Uncle Tie!" ”
When he got closer, he flicked a brain melon on Sasuke's head, and before he could react, he realized that he really couldn't move.
What's the situation?
No matter what, Tie Dan's eyes lit up, such a good opportunity can't be wasted!
He immediately deducted a set of Lolita women's clothes from the navel of the fourth dimension, and the shadow clone came out of two accomplices to commit the crime, smacked a few times, and put on him with his hands and feet quickly, with so much leg hair, just used as stockings.
I don't know if he went mad or if he could sense the situation outside.
In the process of putting on clothes, Sasuke's face became darker and darker, and his breathing became more and more rapid.
"Click! Click! ”
Tie Dan took two photos, which can be sold in the future... No, it's a souvenir.
"Ahh ——”
Tie Dan was about to take a few more shots from a different angle, when Sasuke suddenly roared, and the chakra around him danced wildly, cutting the Lolita women's dress into countless pieces!
At this time, a white light streaked through the air, turning into a large snake pill and appearing next to the iron egg.
Orochimaru smiled sadly, "Iron Dan-kun, thank you for saving me..."
The consciousness of the master and apprentice competes in a soul space called the 'Reincarnation Place', and whoever wins will occupy Sasuke's body.
Originally, Sasuke had already gained the upper hand and was about to kill Orochimaru soon.
Who knew that the iron egg suddenly appeared, and a series of riotous operations constantly challenged Sasuke's state of mind, causing Orochimaru to take the opportunity to resist and get out, turning into a lose-lose situation.
"I'm going to kill you!" Sasuke was furious at this time, and the curse mark of the sky spread all over his body, and two chicken claw wings grew on his back, transforming into a chicken Zuo!
Ji Zuo rushed over with the Kusanagi sword!
Today is the most shameful day of his life!
In the future, others will treat him as a women's clothing boss! The second boy in the middle school, where did he suffer such grievances?
While! ——
Orochimaru blocked him with the Sora no Tai Knife in his hand!
On the other side, it is also very busy, Tie Dan is busy washing photos, washing a lot of photos, and selling them when he sees people.
"Sasuke's cute women's clothes photo, a hundred taels are sold cheaply! Exclusive trading, unique in the ninja world, no semicolon! Hurry up! Hurry up! ”
Yakushidou bought one, and the four girls including Hinata who followed behind also bought one each.
Mr. Kong Ming said well, some people are alive, but he is already dead.
Sakura and Ino looked excited, and after hiding the photo, they quickly adjusted their emotions and turned into an expression of reunion after a long absence, moved to tears.
"Sasuke be careful, I'll help you!"
"Orochimaru, if you dare to hurt me Sasuke, I'll kill you!"
Orochimaru was already at a disadvantage, and the two joined the battlefield, and the situation became even more severe!
Fortunately, the pharmacist also stepped forward to help, his combat effectiveness was strong enough, and it was not a problem to single out two mid-ninja minions.
In the scuffle, Orochimaru spoke: "Iron Dan-kun, help me take down Sasuke, whatever conditions you want." ”
Tie Dan twisted the beard on his chin and then on his chin, and finally decided: "I want money, a lot of money." ”
Orochimaru didn't even think about it, and shouted directly: "I can give you three million taels!" ”
Tie Dan thought for a moment and stretched out eight fingers, "I want five million!" ”
Orochimaru reluctantly bargained, "Four million." ”
Doing scientific research is very expensive, and taking out four million is already smashing the pot and selling iron!
"Three million taels, if you don't agree, I'll leave." Tie Dan turned around and left.
After opening the store for so many years, no one knows how to bargain better than him.
Every time the guest said "don't forget it" after cutting the price, and was about to leave, Tie Dan had to be half anxious to death, and finally couldn't help but call him back.