"I... We're going to give you... Haha massage..."

"Yes, yes, don't be sad, we'll give you a massage and beat your legs..."

The girls quibbled and waited with a dry smile.

"It is said that adversity sees true love, I am so moved..."Tie Dan wiped his tears, "If it weren't for your daughters, the Sprinkle family would have become brothers with you...... Brothers, I've been a little tight lately, who can lend me some?"

Tian Tian shrugged his shoulders and said, "We don't have a lot of money, so why don't you go back to Konoha and borrow it from Tsunade-sama..."

Tie Dan thought for a while and shook his head, "No, I'm looking for her to borrow it and pay it back..."

Oh, yes...

Wait, damn it, you don't have to borrow it from us, right?

"Hey, master, I'm the protagonist of "Wild Traveler", my gold finger system is broken, please come and fix it... It's been restarted, it's useless... Yes, it smells a little mushy... Okay, okay, I'm sorry for you..."

Honk! ——

Tie Dan hung up the phone and bounced the freshly picked boogers away.

When the system will also fail, there must be a maintenance master if it fails, which is very reasonable and logical.

"Look at what! Let's go, you guys go first, I'll and I'll be there soon. ”

Vulgar...

The girls set off on their way, and when Tie Dan saw them walking away, he lifted his pants and ran in the opposite direction.

They were all lied to them just now, but in fact, Tie Dan is now as weak as ordinary people.

They must not be touched again until the system is fixed.

I knew that I would ask for 10 million from Shayin Village, and the reward of 100 million made me tremble now.

Fortunately, I had a million taels in my hand, and the time to find a place to eat, drink and have fun passed quickly.

————

field

Deserted wilderness

A man and a dog are drilling wood to make a fire.

Tie Dan trekked on foot, and he didn't encounter people for more than half a month, and he survived in the wilderness all the way, and Bei Ye had to call him an expert.

The dog's name is Ah Huang, and he is a wild breed he met by grabbing food on the road.

Tie Dan is relatively big and is a big brother.

In order for Ah Huang to better integrate into human society, Tie Dan will teach him to speak human words when he has time.

"Ah Huang, come here, sit down, talk."

“F**k！” Ah Huang approached, sat down and barked.

"Beautiful, full of energy."

Tie Dan was very pleased, and his hand kneading the wooden stick worked harder.

Drilling wood to make fire is a physical job, and after a while, he gets tired, Tie Dan took out a lighter, lit a cigarette, and sat down to rest.

By the way, draw a big cake for Ah Huang.

"Don't worry, Ah Huang, the eldest brother won't treat you badly, when we get to the big city where there is money to spend, we will have a good life..."

Extinguish half of the cigarette quickly, and save half for the next smoke. The iron egg began to click again, drilling wood for fire.

"Do a good job, catch more prey, you know, as long as we get to the big city, the eldest brother will spend money to marry you a few more sisters-in-law. When the time comes, you can eat as much as you want, and eat it openly! ”

“F**k！” Ah Huang scolded and bit Tie Dan's calf.

"Trickster—" The Iron Egg was about to burst into flames, and was broken and knocked down with a stick, "Don't be mischievous." ”

...

Another half a month passed, and Tie Dan and Ah Huang finally walked alive to the big city, the capital of the Fire Country.

It's much more prosperous than a small village like Konoha.

"It's pitiful, let's go buy something to eat."

Walking down the street, a well-dressed man handed over a few pieces of money.

Outrageous? This is treating me like a beggar.

Tie Dan took his hand and counted, "Sir, you are too stingy, no, too polite." ”

The man stared at him for a moment and walked away very unhappily.

Tie Dan grabbed his long, dirty hair and walked into the barber shop on the side of the street.

"Hey, how much does it cost to cut your hair?"

Tony smiled and said: "One hundred taels, we are doing activities here, apply for a card to charge five hundred and get five hundred free, do you want to get a card, sir." ”

"Liar!"

Tie Dan sighed disdainfully, "Charge five hundred and get five hundred, then if I charge ten thousand, you can't give me ten thousand?" ”

Tony was stunned, "Charge 10,000... Send 10,000 too. ”

"Really? Quick, recharge me 10,000! Tie Dan quickly took out 10,000 taels, for fear that the other party would regret it.

Turning his head, he said to Ah Huang: "See, as long as you have the courage, it's so easy to make money, understand the applause." ”

“F**k！”

Tie Dan asked again, "Mr. Tony, can I cut the dog's hair here?"

Tony nodded, "Yes, a pet haircut costs a thousand taels." ”

Tie Dan's eyes widened, "I cut my hair for a hundred, and the dog cut my hair for a thousand, why?" ”

"Hmm... Dogs it's not the same... It, do you dare that the dog dares to eat? Tony thought for a long time before squeezing out a sentence.

"What if I dare?" Iron Egg raised his head and chest.

Are you proud?

Where has Tony seen this battle? Stunned for a long time, "... Then you can also take a thousand. ”

Tie Dan let him go, frowned and said, "That's it, just take a thousand!" Who do you look down on, let the foreigner next door see it and think I can't cut my hair. ”

Tony hurriedly replied.

Tie Dan snorted proudly, and quietly revealed a secret to him, "Don't look at me Mao Shao, I'm its eldest brother." ”

The most important thing to be a man is to save face!

Tie Dan eats himself so round just to keep people from looking down.

Tony has no f**k to say, he is completely round, the earth is round and round.

...

After getting a haircut and changing into a set of clean clothes, Tie Dan took a stroll on the bustling street.

Unexpectedly, I immediately encountered someone who found fault with this visit.

"Little handsome guy, come in and have fun~"

Tie Dan heard the call of several young ladies, and couldn't help but glance at the signboard behind them - Fengmei Kabukicho.

Seeing that they were dressed coolly, I couldn't help frowning.

These self-depraved women, all of them with huge slippery old shoulders, are simply unreasonable!

"Ah Huang, I'll go first to test their depth, and then give them some financial assistance, so that I can teach them to get out of the sea of suffering as soon as possible. You don't move around here. ”

Tie Dan opened his legs and strode inside, saying the Buddha number as he went.

"Amitabha, the old man is here!"

“F**k！”

Ah Huang Dog barked and left, and before walking away, he faintly heard the obscene sound of iron eggs.

"Wuhu ~ young ladies, give me a lovelorn rush package!"

...

Three days later

Iron Egg turned into a skinny look with dark circles under his eyes, and walked out of Kabukicho tremblingly.

"The Basilisk is right, it's really unspent these days."

Tie Dan took out the only remaining forty-seven taels and three cents from his pocket, and sat silently on the side of the road and introspected himself.

I have three provinces in my day: save some flowers, save some flowers, save some flowers.

"I'm so poor! ——”

"Child, what's wrong with being poor? Even if you are poor, you must stand up..."

Tie Dan heard the teachings of the old beggar next to him, and immediately puffed up his chest.

"Let someone else see... Oh, you're so short. The old beggar looked at his height and muttered.

Then he said sonorously again: "What about being short? Lift your head up and let them know... Damn, you're so ugly! ”

"Call me pretty boy! If you had spoken like that a month ago, I would have killed you. ”

Tie Dan suddenly stopped doing it, you can call me ugly, you can say I'm short, you just can't call me hanging!

There was silence for five minutes...

The old beggar seemed to remember something, and suddenly turned his head and said, "Strange, you can also speak Cantonese?" ”

...