Tie Dan listened to him, patted his thigh, and said in surprise: "Oops, I just feel that something is wrong!" It sounds like your accent is from Hulan. ”

The old beggar immediately spoke in Hulan dialect, "Yes, where are you?" ”

Tie Dan also brought a Hulan accent, "Our fellow countryman, I am also from Hulan, where are you from Hulan?" ”

"I'm from Caotou Township, Dongting Lake."

"Hey, that's a coincidence, I'm also from Caotou Township, which village are you from?"

"I'm from Shangyang Village."

The more Tie Dan asked, the more excited he became, and finally stepped forward directly to hold the old beggar, "Oh, fellow!" Remember the puppy raised at the entrance of our village, no..."

"Remember, the dog was raised by me, and then I don't know what happened to the disappearance, I heard that it was caught by someone as fragrant meat, and after eating, I threw the bones at the entrance of the village, which is really unconscionable."

The old beggar shook his head and sighed, and sometimes he was angry.

"yes," Tie Dan followed suit.

"You can't be the only one to do such a cruel thing, right?" The old beggar suddenly looked directly into the iron egg's eyes.

"Ahh I didn't do it..."

"Why are you blushing... I suspect you did it. ”

"No, I'm from the Dog Lovers Association, and I never sell dogs or eat dogs..."Tie Dan hurriedly changed the subject, "It's strange to say, why did you come here?" ”

The old beggar frowned and scratched his head, "I don't know, I was a beggar in Guangdong selling martial arts secrets, and I didn't know how to wake up here, but it doesn't matter, anyway, I'm begging everywhere..."

"Selling martial arts secrets... Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha..."Tie Dan raised his head and Zhou laughed, staring at the old beggar intently, "Isn't it..."

The old beggar glanced at Tie Dan, and was suddenly startled, as if he had found some treasure, "Oh, little brother, it's amazing, I just found out that you have a spiritual light gushing out from the Heavenly Spirit Gai, what a bone surprise, a rare martial arts wizard in a hundred years!" As the saying goes, 'If I don't go to hell, who will'. The task of punishing evil and maintaining world peace will be handed over to you, this 'Secret Book of the Divine Palm' is a priceless treasure, since I have a fate with you, I will charge you ten yuan and teach it to you! ”

"Hah. Ha. Ha. Ha... I won't buy the secret book, but we are so fateful, we just become brothers..."Tie Dan hooked the old beggar on the shoulder, and said: "By the way, the little brother also has a sworn brother, I'll take you to get to know him." ”

"Yes, does your brother have any money?" The old beggar clutched his rumbling belly.

"There's no money, but it's meat..."

Tie Dan was halfway through his speech when he suddenly saw a yellow flash in the distance, "Hey, I saw it, Ah Huang!" Ah Huang! Come here! ”

Ah Huang heard the sound and ran around.

...

"Incense! It's been a long time since I've eaten such fragrant meat, and your kid has good skills. ”

In the afternoon, Tie Dan and the old beggar set up a fire in the alley and ate fragrant meat.

Tie Dan waved his hand and took a bite of the leg meat, "It's all worthless carving insect skills." I'm the protagonist.,The barbecue skills must be first-class.,The old beggar you meet must also be a hermit.。 ”

"The protagonist is still so miserable." The old beggar didn't believe it.

"It's just a momentary downfall, hiccup-" Tie Dan burped as he ate, "I personally think that there are four ways to eat fragrant meat, and the best one is to mix No. 42 concrete, because the length of this screw can easily affect the torque of the excavator, produce a lot of high protein, and seriously affect the development of the economy, and even cause a certain amount of radioactive contamination to the Pacific Ocean and the charger, besides, according to this Pythagorean theorem, the captive-bred tokamak device, it can capture wild trigonometric functions..."

What mess? How did you start talking nonsense?

The old beggar measured the temperature of his forehead, frowned and asked, "You were bitten by a dog just now, are you okay?"

"It's okay, it's okay, it's not a skin injury, I just said where it was..."

"It's okay," the old beggar finished eating and reached out to pull the fragrant meat in front of him.

"Uh-huh-" Iron Egg suddenly bared his teeth and wrinkled the bridge of his nose, letting out a low roar like a vicious dog.

The old beggar hurriedly withdrew his hand, and it was okay to protect the food...

"Why don't I take you to the doctor..."

Tie Dan shook his head and sobered up a little, "No, no, I think the two of us can join forces and become bigger and stronger..."

"Money?"

"Get the money!" Tie Dan nodded, and shouted at the restaurant next to him: "Shop, shop!" Do you have less than 20,000 beers in the store, about 10 taels, and give the master two bottles. ”

The boss went out and saw that his eyes widened, picked up the broom on the side, and scolded: "You two stinky Hanako actually lit a fire in front of my store, see if I don't kill you." ”

"F**k, run!"

...

"Take a look, go through and miss, don't pass by, folks, brothers and sisters, today our brothers and sisters have just arrived in Guibaodi, because there is no entanglement, here to sell art, I hope you have money to hold a money field, no money to go to the electronics factory..."

On the street, Iron Egg shouted loudly while striking gongs, and the crowd quickly gathered around.

"What kind of talent, let's take a look." Twenty taels of the bribed Tuo shouted responsibly.

"That's a good question, my eldest brother has practiced a defensive physical technique, called Iron Cloth Shirt, and today I will show you a broken pebble on the chest..."

Bang! ——

"Stop, stop, stop!" The old beggar hurriedly turned over and dodged, so frightened that his soul came out, "What broken pebbles!" It's a broken boulder in the chest! Do you want my life? ”

Tie Dan explained: "The big rock is too heavy, I'm afraid that your old bones won't be able to hold it..."

The old beggar scolded: "Fart, I don't understand pressure, I learned physics in junior high school for nothing?" ”

"Huh? Is that so... I know... How can you not understand ... There are four ways to write fennel beans, and I know them all. Tie Dan blushed and argued, "No one knows how to be strong better than me..."

Then the old beggar was replaced with a large stone slab.

"Ho! - "The old beggar began to exercise, and his eyes became resolute, "Alright, let's start!" ”

"It's coming! Everybody's on it! Tie Dan picked up the sledgehammer again, "Eighty! Eighty! Eighty..."

The crowd cheered, and from time to time someone threw a few copper plates.

"Stop, stop!" The old beggar's face turned blue and red for a while, and he shouted again, "Can you break the horse at once?!" ”

Tie Dan immediately did as he said "oh oh", took a few steps back to run, and then jumped high, "Ahhh ——”

While! ——

The large stone slab was not broken, and the sound of the impact was not right.

"Ahem..."The old beggar spat out blood, out of breath, and pushed down the stone slab and fell to the ground with a clanging sound.

The clods of soil on the slate are peeling off, and inside is clearly an iron manhole cover!

It hurts to watch!

The onlookers were in an uproar, and they all shook their heads and ran away, for fear that the old beggar would die on their heads.

"You! You! The old beggar pointed to the iron egg and was speechless.

Tie Dan ran over, worried, "I can't find the slate, I can only use this instead... Big brother, are you alright? ”

The old beggar glared and said, "Three ribs are broken, what do you say?!" ”

Tie Dan secretly blamed himself, wiped his tears and said: "Big brother, don't worry, I'll bury you a little closer, and I'll dig it out when I miss you." ”

"Don't, I can't die, my brother suddenly remembered that I forgot to turn off the gas at home, I'll contact you when I get back, I don't have to send it if I leave first..."

The old beggar suddenly got up and ran like a fly.

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