On the twenty-third day after the old beggar left, it was cloudy and sunny, and there was a wind

Tie Dan held an umbrella and sat quietly on a hillside in the suburbs, next to him was a new tomb.

The breeze blows, and the grass undulates like waves.

Not far away, there is a castle-like villa, and by the window on the second floor of the villa sits a beautiful young girl with a slender figure and exquisite makeup.

"That guy looks so melancholy... I must be very sad that a loved one has passed away..."

I don't know when

The girl walked to Tie Dan's side and glanced at the tombstone, which was engraved with the inscription, "The tomb of the righteous brother Xiaoqiang, the eldest brother Tie Dan stands."

It turned out that the righteous brother passed away, and they should have a good relationship...

The girl is naturally kind and sensual, although it didn't rain, she also learned to hold up an umbrella with an iron egg and sit on the grass silently.

I want to soothe that sad heart.

I don't know how long it took, Tie Dan turned his head and asked:

"Are you a mushroom too?"

Yes? The girl looked at the umbrella above her head for a moment, and then felt pity again.

It must have been the death of his righteous brother, which hit him too hard, and he was insane for a while.

So he smiled brightly: "Yes, I'm also a mushroom..."

"Great, you can eat chicken stew with mushrooms tonight." Iron Egg suddenly grabbed the shovel beside him.

Boom! ——

...

Insects chirped in the grove late at night, and frogs chirped from the pond in the distance.

The noise sets off the quiet.

The girl curled up helplessly in the pile of dead leaves and sobbed, "You are so bold that you dare to do such a thing to me!" Do you know who my uncle is? ”

Tie Dan shook his head, "I don't know, didn't your aunt tell you?" ”

"My uncle is the Daimyo of the Fire Country, if you die, he will definitely send someone to kill you..."

Tie Dan searched for some money from the girl, licked his hands and counted it, "Finally rich, eat two instant noodles tonight..."

"Wow-ahhhh Why are you doing this, you beast! ”

It turned out that the girl was the girl who was saved by Sasuke by accident, named Naho.

"You know Sasuke too, it's great..."Tie Dan's eyes lit up, and he rummaged for a long time and found two photos, "I have Sasuke's women's photos here, do you want one hundred or two?" ”

"I'll see... Wow, so cute! Naibo's eyes suddenly burst into red hearts, "Don't say a hundred taels, I'll buy ten thousand taels." ”

"Okay, 10,000 taels is 10,000 taels..."Tie Dan reluctantly agreed, "I don't see it, you are so good at bargaining at a young age, 10,000 taels is a friendship price, don't tell others." ”

Naibao put away the photo, glared at him and said angrily: "What 10,000 taels, I still dare to ask me for money when you sleep?" ”

"Yo, are you playing tricks in front of Lin Bei?" Tie Dan stood up with his waist crossed, "Go out and inquire, when Lin Bei was playing tricks with people back then, fish balls were only sold for a dime a bunch." ”

"What are you going to do? Don't mess around... If I don't go back at such a late hour, I'll alarm my father and uncle..."Naipo suddenly became a little incoherent.

"I'm going to let you experience what it means to be a man today..."

The iron egg crappily knotted the handprint, ugly-戌-chen-子-戌-hai-寅... The art of shadow clones!

"Poof~"

A shadow clone Iron Egg appeared, slapped his hand, and was smoked by the deity's fart.

After so many years, it is very reasonable to know a few ninjutsu.

"Don't come here, I'll give you 10,000 taels..."Naipo sat on the ground and kept retreating until he was caught by the big tree behind him.

The moon is dark and the wind is high, and the indescribable five hundred words are omitted here.

...

Naipo is a liar.

There was only an old butler and seven or eight maids in her villa.

didn't go back at night, and the old housekeeper only thought that she went to live at her best friend's house, and did not alarm the daimyo.

Tie Dan fell in love with a rich woman, and the next day he went to her to eat... I went to talk to her.

The two chatted happily for a while, and after a half-push and half-push, Tie Dan sat down at the dinner table.

The dining table was filled with delicious delicacies.

At the forefront, Burkina Faso, Africa, carefully selected South Pacific deep-sea sesame plum powder squid legs.

Next to it is Kigoma Lubumbashi, the world's top diving master blindfolded hand-planted green beans, and Naibo, a young girl and sister-in-law of the Fire Country, who has made honey lemonade all her life...

...

It's so hearty!

Tie Dan was moved to tears, during the time when he and his righteous brother Xiaoqiang were dependent on each other, they didn't even eat a piece of fried watermelon.

"Hurry up after eating, don't pester me anymore in the future, otherwise don't blame me for being rude."

Now it's at her house, and she has nothing to fear. If it weren't for the fear that this guy would be open-mouthed, he would have been beaten to death with a stick.

Tie Dan was indignant and bit down on the squid's foot fiercely, "How can you do this? Your innocence has been taken away from you, and you want to send me away with a meal. ”

"Naibo~"

Naibo was just about to scold the Iron Egg for reversing black and white when he suddenly heard familiar footsteps and shouts outside the door.

stood up and said anxiously: "Suffer, my dad is here, you go quickly, go through the back door, hurry up!" ”

"Wait, I haven't finished eating yet... Wait a minute, I'll pack it..."

Tie Dan hurriedly stuffed the food in his hand into his mouth, and quickly took out a plastic bag.

"Hurry up, it's too late..."Naipo tugged at his arm and cried violently.

"Naibo..."Naibo's parents, Takujin and Misa, saw the two pulling and pulling as soon as they came in, "Huh? Guests, who is this? ”

Naipo immediately spread his hand and explained, "He... He's my friend, the normal kind..."

Tie Dan licked the sauce off his fingers, greeted the two elders enthusiastically, and took the things in their hands, "Come and bring any gifts, come and eat together, don't be polite, treat it as your own home." ”

...

"Naho, what kind of dish is this?" In the strange atmosphere, Tie Dan didn't notice it at all, and he pointed to a plate containing three unknown eggs.

"This is the high-quality and energetic native black turtle egg of the land of water in Tanzania, which is the ......," Naipo explained expressionlessly, "the eggs laid by the soft-shelled turtle." ”

Tie Dan sighed, the chopsticks stopped in mid-air, and he couldn't help but have a big head, and said entangledly: "How can this be divided?" Four people, three bastards. ”

The family's faces were darker and longer, and for five minutes of silence there was only the sound of iron chopsticks and the sound of him chewing.

Naibo's father, Takuma, was just about to ask Tie Dan's work, RV, savings, etc.

"That's right!" Tie Dan also had a lot of questions, and hurriedly asked: "I heard Naibao talk a lot about her uncle, third uncle and fourth aunt last night, but I didn't say anything about the second uncle, why don't you have a second uncle?" Is her second uncle dead? ”

Tuozhen gritted his teeth and said word by word: "I'm not dead, I'm her second uncle!" ”

"Huh? Aren't you her dad? The iron egg chopsticks fell to the ground in fright, and they glanced back and forth on the two couples in surprise, muttering, "You city people really know how to play..."

Takujin suddenly slapped the table and said angrily: "Naibo, Dad didn't want to interfere with your happiness, but this guy definitely can't!" ”

Meisa also got up, her eyebrows tightened, "Mom thinks so too." ”

Iron eggs are not weaker than others in their lives!

Of course, he couldn't fall down, and he also clapped his chopsticks, "I heard that there is no Naibo, don't pester me in the future, last night's peanut incident was an accident, take 18 million and send me away quickly, and if this continues, the neighbors will gossip!" ”

"Naibo, listen to my mother, there is no grass at the end of the world..."

"Naho, Daddy will find you a better one..."

"Naibo, we're really not suitable..."

"You! You guys! You! Naibo pointed at the iron egg, his chest heaved so angry that he couldn't speak, and his body fainted.

"Naibo... Naibo..."Seeing this, the three of them hurriedly surrounded him.

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