"Hold... And this. ”

Tie Dan put a collar around his neck, handed the chain to the little dragon girl, and a whip.

"What are you doing? Is it cheap? The little dragon girl frowned.

Gangdan said confidently: "A slave must have the appearance of a slave, and the role-playing must be real to have a feeling." ”

Xiaolongnu shook her head, "I don't really want to treat you as a slave, I just hope that you will reform your ways, and Grandma Sun and Guo'er have passed away, and someone must do the work in the ancient tomb." ”

Work? I'm lazy and terminally ill, how can I work?

Gangdan waved his hand, took out his mobile phone and lay down on the stone bed to play, "You can just recruit a few more people, now housekeeping is not expensive." ”

Xiaolongnu frowned and said, "The honey produced in the ancient tomb is only enough for us to be self-sufficient, how can we have the money to recruit people?" ”

"Oh, it's just a little money, I'll lend you. You are my master, count you six points good. ”

Steel Egg took out two large boxes, slammed them on the ground, and opened them to see that they were full of money.

These are all the money he earned in the ninja world and his hard work to get married.

Xiaolongnu squatted down and took out a wad of banknotes, and wondered: "Why haven't I seen this money, it doesn't look like it was issued by the Great Song Dynasty, and it doesn't look like it was issued by the Mongols..."

Thundered!

The steel egg seemed to remember something, and for a while it was like five thunderbolts, he took a few steps back, and looked up to the sky and roared: "No! ——”

My little money! How did I bring the ninja world banknotes?

"Alright." The little dragon girl stood up, "Go to the thatched house and pick up a bucket of dung to water the vegetable garden." ”

Pick up manure? What is this ancient verb?

Steel Egg struggled for a while, and suggested, "Can I go to the vegetable garden and pull it now... Rest assured, it is guaranteed to be pulled evenly. ”

"Nope." The little dragon girl felt disgusted when she thought about it, and directly refused and turned to leave.

After a while, when I came back, I saw the steel egg still lying on the stone bed playing with his mobile phone, and asked, "What are you doing, why haven't you watered the ground yet?" ”

Gangdan was busy playing with Blue Moon, and said without looking back: "I have built an organic vegetable greenhouse, and there are several robots busy, fully automatic mechanization, so I don't have to worry about the vegetable garden in the future." ”

The little dragon girl couldn't understand what he was saying, and when she looked at the vegetable garden, she realized that the iron monster that the steel egg didn't know where to get it, was actually fertilizing and watering.

Talk to them and don't respond, feed them and don't eat.

...

In this way, Steel Egg became an otaku in the ancient tomb, living a boring life day after day.

Ten days later, he suddenly got dressed and got out of bed, and said angrily: "Grandma, Lao Tzu can't stand it, I'm going to go out to eat barbecue and drink wine today, and I'm going to go shopping and listening to music." ”

Put on your shoes, take out your wallet and open it, "Forget it, it's definitely raining outside." ”

Kick your shoes, lie back and continue to play with your phone.

After another ten days, the steel egg really couldn't stand it anymore and kicked away the little dragon girl's room.

After an hour, the movement in the house subsided.

Steel Dan stretched out his hand towards the little dragon girl and said, "Five hundred taels for the overnight fee, give money!" ”

"Shame on you! I don't have any money! The little dragon girl curled up in the corner and sobbed, pulling the sheet to cover her delicate body.

She always thought that Steel Egg didn't know martial arts, and she never guarded against it.

The steel eggs crackled and rummaged through the cabinets, and finally found a few pieces of broken silver and some copper plates in a box.

This amount of money can't even afford a meal of flower wine.

Then his eyes fell on the little dragon girl again, and her eyes sparkled.

"You, what are you going to do..."The little dragon girl stepped back in fear.

The steel egg suddenly sat down cross-legged, two fingers spinning in circles over his head.

"Gurgle, gob, Ayixi leads the way!"

"There it is!! I'm going to hold a martial arts competition, and those who want to participate will have to pay ten taels of silver for the registration fee, you are so beautiful that many people must come to participate, and then we can also sell boxed lunches, a boxed lunch of ten taels. The Tomb Sect is in the wilderness, and if you don't buy a boxed lunch, you'll be hungry and compete..."

Xiaolongnu immediately panicked when she heard the martial arts competition, and protested: "I am a disciple of the Ancient Tomb Sect, and I will not marry." ”

"You owe me five hundred taels of overnight fees, and you can afford it if you don't work hard to make money? Sell you to Chunfeng Lou again. The steel egg grimaced, scaring her viciously.

......

"I didn't see the flyer, Xiaolongnu, the heir of the ancient tomb faction, wants to compete to recruit relatives, and the registration fee will cost ten taels of silver..."

In a restaurant in Lin'an City, guests are talking.

"Flyers are flying all over the sky, who doesn't know. What is ten taels of silver, the portrait is painted with a national color and fragrance, and our Oiran in Lin'an is eclipsed in front of her. If it's really so beautiful, let alone ten taels, I'm willing to beat my ribs down and make soup for her! ”

"I heard that there are also flyers in Jiangning City next door, and I don't know how many cities have been distributed. You and I must be useless in the three-legged cat kung fu. ”

"There's no play, there's no play, I'll leave tomorrow anyway, even if I can't marry a fairy, it's not bad to have a glimpse of the beauty. There are so many masters gathered, and it is finally time to see the world. ”

...

"Senior sister, senior sister, I thought you were so noble, it turned out that you were also a little goblin of Sichun, and you didn't pay attention to the door rules at all, this time I went back to take the "Jade Girl Heart Sutra", see if you have anything to say."

In Gusu City, Li Mochou and his two apprentices, Hong Lingbo and Lu Wushuang, sat on the teahouse and looked at the flyers floating in and talked to themselves.

...

A month's wait is too boring

The steel egg directly fast-forwarded, pulling the timeline to the day before the martial arts recruitment conference.

Most of the masters in the Central Plains martial arts gathered in Zhongnan Mountain, especially those men between the ages of eighteen and fifty-eight, whether they were married or not, they all came to join in the fun.

It was bustling, crowded with people, and there were eight or nine hundred people, to say the least.

...

"Boom~Bang! ——”

The conductor Genos humanely destroyed a guy who tried to evade the ticket with an incinerator cannon, "It's all lined up, and those who don't buy tickets can't go in!" ”

Everyone stared blankly at the razed hill opposite, swallowed their saliva in unison, and lined up in an orderly manner, not daring to pant too loudly.

Genos sat down again and picked up the pen, "Next, name." ”

"Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave Monkey King Great Sage Sect Star."

Genos looked up at him and frowned, "Boss? What are you doing here? ”

That's right, Steel Egg is ready to change into a vest to participate in the competition, the little dragon girl is so beautiful, how can he give it to others.

Steel Egg was seen through by Genos, and looked left and right in a panic, "How do you know it's me?" Didn't the company stipulate that high-tech could not be used to spy on the privacy of guests? ”

Genos said lightly: "The company doesn't have this rule, and I don't scan privacy, you just wear sunglasses and change clothes, anyone can see it." ”

Gangdan retorted: "Nonsense, I'm obviously thirty pounds more handsome than before... In short, less nonsense and follow the normal process. ”

Genos asked helplessly, "Specialties or skills." ”

Steel Egg thought for a while, "The sleeping time is extraordinarily long, and I can eat and sleep at the same time." ”

"I'm asking about martial arts moves or something."

"Martial arts... I'll fart in my armpits. After saying that, the steel egg also demonstrated it.

"Alas, it has been!" Genos couldn't stand it anymore and let him go.

"Wait." The woman in line behind Steel Dan suddenly spoke, "Why did he go in without paying the registration fee." ”

Gangdan turned around and saw that it was a woman, according to international practice, first look at the figure, and then look at the appearance.

After a third of the cigarettes, a comprehensive evaluation is obtained - 80 points.

Ask: "Beauty, do you have a boyfriend?" ”

The woman replied, "Not yet married, and unintentionally married." ”

Syllable!

The steel egg punched it without saying a word, and the woman rolled on the ground three times, covered her bleeding nose after getting up, and said angrily: "You dare to hit me!" ”

The steel egg chewed Wangwang's crushed ice and said, "Why don't I dare, you don't have a boyfriend, what am I afraid of?" ”

The woman was furious and shouted to the two girls behind her: "Ling Bo, Wushuang, teach me a lesson this stinky boy!" ”

It turned out that these three people were ...... (Steel eggs pop up on the screen: and explain a fart, readers can see it.) )

Hong Lingbo helped Li Mochou up, and said weakly: "Master, you have been beaten by him, can the two of us beat it?" ”

Li Mochou was annoyed, "Bastard! He was a sneak attack, if I solved everyone, what was the use of me teaching you martial arts? ”

Hong Lingbo and Lu Wushuang had no choice but to put on a posture, "Ho! Young heroes look at the moves! ”

Seeing that he was about to hit a set of gangster excitement punches. Steel Egg suddenly took out two sets of expensive and beautiful clothes, and the clothes were worn on the dummy model, which was beautiful.

"Wow! It's beautiful! The two were immediately captivated.

"Do you want it?" Gangdan smiled and introduced: "These two sets of clothes are designed by top French designers, and they are hand-sewn for 7749 days by 9981 female red, which is unique in the world. If you want to, you will be arrested and replaced. ”

The two were entangled, turned around and confronted Li Mochou, "Master, I'm sorry." ”

Li Mochou was angry, "You two stinky girls who deceived teachers and destroyed ancestors, they actually betrayed their teachers for clothes!" Aren't you afraid of being poked in the back? ”

The two girls hesitated suddenly, looked at the master, and then looked at the love clothes in their dreams. It's hard to make a decision for a while.

Seeing this, the steel egg took out something good again, "I still have two bags here, sewn from pure Australian calfskin, the latest this year..."

"Master, look at the move!" Before the steel egg finished speaking, Lu Wushuang had already made a move, and Hong Lingbo followed.

When Dangdang came down a few times, the two girls fell to the ground and were trampled under Li Mochou's feet.

"After learning a few tricks from the master, I thought I could beat the master, naïve."

"So fast!" Steel Egg just stuffed a handful of popcorn into his mouth, and before he could sit down, the fight was over.

Turned around and squeezed his eyes at Genos, "I want to report, Xiaolongnu is competing to recruit relatives, this person is a woman and still comes to participate, obviously preparing to make trouble." ”

When Li Mochou heard this, her expression was a little panicked, she clearly witnessed the strength of Genos.

She doesn't know where the little dragon girl found the monster, and this time she came to the tomb of the living dead to get back the "Jade Maiden's Heart Sutra", I'm afraid there is little hope.

Tentatively asked, "Dare to ask what is the relationship between Your Excellency and the Little Dragon Girl of the Tomb Sect?" ”

Genos said coldly: "It's okay, are you here to make trouble?" ”

It's okay to help her hold a recruitment conference? Li Mochou couldn't figure out the truth for a while, but he didn't dare to even say it.

When he turned around and was about to teach the two apprentices a lesson, he found that they had already run to the side of the steel egg.

"You have offended Master, and no one dares to take you in. It's different on my side, as long as you are obedient, you can eat and drink spicy, wear the most beautiful clothes, and be the most beautiful girl..."

The steel egg impassionedly painted the flatbread, and the two little white rabbits on the opposite side nodded like pounded garlic.

"Now our company has just started, and it will grow in the future, and you will be the company's veterans..."

Hong Lingbo asked excitedly: "Boss, what is the name of our company?" ”

The steel egg rubbed his chin, "It's called..."

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