"Our company is called Tomb Raider Irresponsible Company. Implement the 996 work system, wolf corporate culture: voluntary overtime, there will be endless bread every day..."

Steel Egg said spittle, but the two people on the other side didn't buy it very much, Lu Wushuang weakly interrupted:

"Sounds like... Not quite in line with our expectations... Let's think again. ”

"yes, yes, we'll consider getting back to you." Hong Lingbo also opened his mouth to agree, pulling his senior sister to turn around and leave.

"Being able to work in our company is a blessing that you can't repair in your lifetime, and the ancestral graves at home have to smoke. Don't be in the midst of blessings and don't know blessings. ”

Steel Egg carried the two back like chickens, and took out three large baskets of one hundred and eighty pounds, which were full of lunch boxes and snacks.

"Today's job is to sell all these things, and if you can't sell them, you will deduct your salary. Whoever dares to sneak away, I will arrest her back and sell her to Li Mochou. ”

After that, he didn't care about the two of them, took a basket by himself, and began to shout: "Come and sell boxed lunches, twenty-one, fifty taels, make up a hundred to buy a bunch, and only when you are full will you have the strength to compete..."

As soon as he took two steps, there was business, and three or five big men surrounded him.

"Little brother, let's have a boxed lunch." A big man with a scar took out twenty copper coins.

Gangdan looked at it and explained: "A boxed lunch is twenty taels, not twenty wen." ”

"Twenty taels?" The scarred man frowned, "Little brother, the cost of your lunch box is only a few dollars, you have to be honest in business." ”

Steel Egg said confidently: "I've multiplied ten, and I've multiplied it several times." ”

The big man with the scar had a dark face, "No one buys your business like this." ”

"If you don't buy it, it's only three days of competition anyway, and you won't starve to death." It doesn't matter if the steel egg is hungry, it's not him who is hungry.

Scarface pointed to the basket again, "Are those snacks so expensive?" ”

"It's not expensive, it's not expensive." The steel eggs turned over the basket and introduced them one by one: "Tianshan snake plum fruit, sunflower seed treasure book, Jiuyin chicken bone claw, iron sand palm fried chestnut... Don't want nine thousand eight, don't want nine nine ninety-eight, just ninety-eight for a pack! ”

"Nine, your mother, profiteer, let's go!" Scarface snorted coldly, turned around and left with the person.

"Poor ghost, starve to death!" The steel egg muttered and scratched his ass.

"Little brother, do you have hemorrhoids?" A man dressed as a man walked over.

Steel Dan looked embarrassed, "Can you buy what I have in my basket?" ”

Hemorrhoids are not good to be cut off and sold in public.

Lang Zhong wanted to sell some hemorrhoid medicine, but he was choked by the words of the steel egg and lost his mood.

casually asked about the price of the lunch box, and like the previous wave of people, he scolded and left with a black face.

The steel egg was sold for a long time and was not sold, but fortunately, it was not completely unharvested, and I met a beautiful woman halfway, 89 points.

clicked on the panel and retrieved her identity information-Gongsun Lucalyx.

Steel Egg ran to her, smiling, "Green calyx, long time no see!" You're so pretty! ”

"You are—" Gongsun Lucalyx was dazed.

Steel Dan grinned and said, "I'm your elementary school classmate, I was ignorant when I was a child, and I even pulled your hair." ”

Gongsun Lucao thought for a long time, as if someone had pulled his hair when he was a child, and tried to ask: "Are you the son of Li Gangfu?" ”

Gangdan immediately replied: "That's right, I'm Li Gangdan, the son of Li's husband, I haven't seen him for many years, how are you doing lately?" ”

"It's ok... What about you? Gongsun Lucalyx responded perfunctorily.

"Alas, recently, the family has been urging marriage, and I haven't been able to find a suitable one... By the way, you're not married yet, are you? How do you look at me? "The steel egg is self-cooked, and he took the hand of Gongsun Lucalyx.

Gongsun Lucao was startled, and hurriedly withdrew his hand, "What's how... We're not familiar with it yet, so don't do that..."

"It's okay, it's so hot, it's ripe soon." Cooking makes perfect, and she quickly tied ropes to her two hands.

"What are you doing, let me go!" Gongsun Lucao struggled in a panic, how could there be such a person, blatantly kidnapped in broad daylight.

"Bastard, what are you doing!" Gongsun Zhi heard his daughter's voice and walked quickly, grabbing the steel egg's arm.

After a few polite words with acquaintances, my daughter was almost abducted! What a world, this is!

Steel Egg and Gongsun Zhi face each other!

"You're Gongsun Zhi?"

"Not bad!"

"Green Calyx, he is your mother-killing enemy, and your dear mother Qiu Qianqi was pushed down the crocodile pool by him."

"What nonsense are you talking about?!"

"I have a video to prove it!" Gangdan took out his tablet and searched for the TV series "The Condor Heroes" to start looking for the plot.

endured the pain and recharged the money and opened a VIP membership.

Click on the 23rd episode, and the advertisement pops up: "Kende chicken family bucket, fast delivery in the city..."

Steel Egg scolded and scolded: "How come members also have advertisements!" You wait, 108 seconds and that's pretty fast. ”

"Don't delay time, let go of my daughter immediately, otherwise don't blame me for being rude!"

Gongsun Zhi slapped his palm, and there was a faint black gas lingering on his palm, which was his unique skill - iron palm!

The iron palm is sonorous like the sound of steel when striking, and the palm technique is ingenious and extremely powerful.

Bang! ——

The steel egg didn't move, and a muffled sound came from his chest.

Gongsun Zhi closed his palm, and said confidently: "My iron palm is one of the three major poisonous palms in the world, and the person in the palm can only live for one hour, so explain your last words as soon as possible." ”

Steel Dan sneered, "Joke, I've been weak and sick since I was a child, and I can't help but be weak, and I can't last an hour at all." ”

Gongsun choked, if you can't hold on, you can't hold on, what are you proud of?

He added: "The sick and the weak do not live for half an hour. ”

"Wrong, I can only live..."Gang Dan looked down at the remaining advertising time, "63 seconds." ”

Gongsun Zhi only reacted that this guy was playing with him. "Damn!"

Charge up and slap it again, "Good boy, eat me again!" ”

The Iron Palm is roaring!

"By the way, I have a snack here, would you like to have some?" The steel egg possessed and took two packets of Jiuyin chicken bone claws, and handed one pack to Gongsun Lucalyx.

When he was possessed, his shoulder accidentally touched the iron palm of Gongsun Zhi.

The click slammed his iron palm into a comminuted fracture.

"Ahh - "Gongsun Zhizhi's face was distorted in pain, and cold sweat broke out on his forehead.

The ad is finally over.

Steel Egg pulled the progress bar wildly, and looked for a long time, but the result was not this episode...

Grass... is a plant.

changed to a pirated website without ads, looked for a few episodes, and finally found the plot of Gongsun Zhi to pick off Qiu Qianqi's tendons and push her off the crocodile pool.

"Mother..."Gongsun Lucao was fascinated, covering his mouth and tears fell.

Steel Egg gnawed on the chicken bone claws and asked, "Do you want me to help you kill Gongsun Zhi?" Don't worry, I can be your dad when he's dead, and give you paternal love for free. ”

"My mother is still alive, I want to go back to save her." Gongsun Lucao now just wants to go back to the valley of love immediately and save her mother.

"Wait—" The steel egg grabbed her arm, his expression becoming more and more solemn.

Gongsun Lucao waited anxiously for him for a moment, thinking that something serious was wrong, but unexpectedly he suddenly let out a fart with a pop.

With your expression just now, you're brewing a fart! Gongsun Lucalyx, who has been beautiful for more than ten years, almost couldn't help but scold.

"I'm sorry, people have three urgencies." Steel Dan apologized, and said, "You just went back to save people, right?" No, you have to kill your dad first, or he'll push your mom down again. ”

Gongsun Lucao looked at his father's hateful expression, and suddenly tears rained down, and the two closest relatives did not die, leaving her caught in the middle and tangled in pain.

"Why is this happening and what should I do? What should I do..."

"It's easy." The steel egg peeled a fried chestnut and ate it again, and suggested: "Abolish your father's martial arts, he is afraid that your mother and your second uncle will retaliate, so he will definitely hide far away." So that neither of them will die. ”

Gongsun Lucao stopped crying, and also felt that it was a good way to do this.

But Gongsun Zhi didn't think so, as soon as he heard that he was going to be abolished from martial arts, he was worried every day in the future, and immediately ran away.

When escaping, the speed of light power is thirty percent faster than before.

When the daughter knows her father best, Gongsun Lucao immediately thought that her father would definitely run back to the Valley of Despair to kill her mother as soon as possible.

Anxiously grabbed the arm of the steel egg, "Brother steel egg, you help me get my father back..."

Steel Egg patted the snack residue on his hand, took out a document and a box of ink clay, "Here, press a handprint." ”

Gongsun Lucao asked, "What is this?" ”

Steel Dan carefully explained: "This is a deed of sale... No, this is our company's employment contract. Press the handprint, you are an employee of our tomb company, and your business is the boss's business. ”

Gongsun Lucao looked at his father's figure getting farther and farther away anxiously, and time did not allow her to continue to hesitate.

When she pressed the handprint, the steel egg was folded and put away, and she slowly compared a few Taoist seals: "Heaven and earth are yin and yang, the five elements are generous, the sun, moon and stars are impermanent, and the nine palaces are one and the wilderness..."

"Wind, fire, thunder, lightning, fall!"

The steel egg pointed to the sky, and as soon as the word fell, a thunderbolt suddenly appeared in the clear sky!

Bang! ————

The position of the split is where Gongsun Zhi's figure is.

"Daddy!" Gongsun Lucao ran over to check on his father's injuries.

The steel egg also followed, and seeing that the old guy was not dead, he took out the key to the seal again, and waved a move that seemed extremely shameful to outsiders.

"O key hidden from the power of darkness, show your true power before me! Now in the name of your master, the Egg of Steel, you are commanded - the seal is lifted! ”

"Xiang! ——”

The magic wand knocked on a Kuro card, and the Kuro card suddenly turned into a streamer and landed on the back of Gongsun Lucalyx, turning into a pair of wings.

"What is this..."Gongsun Lucalyx flapped his wings and wondered.

Steel Egg explained: "This wing can take you to fly, give you half a month to deal with your parents' affairs, and after half a month, the wings will automatically bring you back to me as a wife... Amount as an employee. ”

...

On Zhongnan Mountain, the voices of people are boiling, and the people who should come have basically arrived.

It's time to arrange for the little dragon girl to make an appearance and prepare for the competition.

Steel Egg strode back to the Tomb of the Living Dead and pushed open the little dragon girl's room.

It was pitch black and dark, and the lights were not turned on.

Steel Egg has long allowed Genos to transform the Tomb of the Living Dead into a modern villa, complete with all kinds of household appliances and furniture.

The little dragon girl curled up and squatted in a dark corner, looking depressed and unhappy.

There is a bleak beauty all over the body, and you can faintly see tears glistening in your eyes.

"Little Dragon Girl... Little Dragon Girl! The steel egg trotted over nervously, running faster and faster.

Ran to her and carefully straightened a colored pen drawing on the wall, "Little Dragon Girl, why is this painting crooked?" ”

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