The little dragon girl said in frustration: "I don't even have a child's painting in your eyes..."

Gangdan was surprised: "Hey, how do you know that this is drawn by a child?" This is the third prize work of my kindergarten - the picture of the tiger descending the mountain. ”

The little dragon girl was depressed in her heart, but at this time she wanted to laugh, don't you say that I thought it was a dog, anyone can see that this is not a work that adults can draw.

sorted out his emotions and said seriously: "Why do you want to marry me, isn't it good for us to live a dull life in the ancient tomb?" ”

She has been corrupted by various modern entertainment products for more than a month, and she is no longer a fairy who does not eat fireworks in the world.

In addition, the two experiences that Steel Egg gave her were not bad, so I came up with the idea of living a shameless life with Steel Egg.

"Don't worry, I'm in the competition too. I'm a three-time World Kickboxing Champion, a boxing champion belt, a double black belt in judo and karate, the first place in Muay Thai Championships, Bruce Lee is still my brother, and those wild people out there are no opponents for me at all. ”

The more the steel egg talked, the more excited he became, constantly comparing in front of the little dragon girl, butterfly step, left hook, extreme dodge...

Syllable!

The little dragon girl punched him in the jaw, and the steel egg fell directly to the ground.

"It doesn't look good, you better use those weird spells. Otherwise, if I lose, I'll marry someone else. ”

Gangdan wiped his nosebleed and stood up, pulling up the little dragon girl, "Let's go, go out and let those dirt buns outside see what the fairy looks like, but they can't eat it in the end, and they will be angry with them." ”

Listening to the steel egg praising her fairy, the little dragon girl shyly hammered a fist and said softly: "You are so bad~"

The girl who is so coquettish and spoiled, the steel egg is the second time to see her.

I remember the last time I saw you or the last time, I really miss it...

Steel Dan had a whim, "Little Dragon Girl, can you just giao quietly?" ”

The little dragon girl pouted and turned her head, "Don't, I just saw you hook up with two girls and give them beautiful clothes, but I haven't seen you give me clothes, and you bully me every day." ”

Jealous? Alas, my damn charm with nowhere to put it.

"Of course you want to..."Steel Dan picked for a long time, and took out a cool cheongsam suitable for summer, "How about this one?" ”

The little dragon girl took it and blushed when she saw it, "This... Where is this clothing, just a few pieces of cloth..."

The steel egg looked at it carefully, and the slit only reached the armpit, and the fabric was very sufficient.

"If you wear it and look at it, maybe it just suits you well."

The little dragon girl is pushed into the bathroom to change clothes.

Three minutes later...

"What am I doing here?" The steel egg was stunned for a while at the bathroom door, but it turned out that he was amnesiac and stunned for a while.

The little dragon girl shyly opened the door and came out, and the steel egg immediately covered her nose, but the nosebleed still couldn't stop bleeding half a catty.

"You little girl, you dare to seduce me! Eat my trick entanglement roots. ”

tied up the little dragon girl, and the steel egg carried her and ran to the bedroom, "Today, I will let you see how many eyes Ma Wang Ye has!" ”

...

Two hours later, when the sun was about to set, the two of them changed their clothes and came out of the tomb.

Genos received an order to organize thousands of heroes to the square.

Hearing that they could finally see the little dragon girl, everyone immediately gathered quickly.

Steel Dan stood on the high platform with a thermos cup in his hand, and in front of him was a microphone, Lu Wushuang shouted under the stage:

"Please ask the leader to speak!"

"Hey, hey, hey..."Gangdan stepped forward to test the microphone sound, and took a sip of wolfberry tea to clear his throat, "Ahem, I'm from this conference... This organizer. So for everyone, this is current, compare this concern... Let's talk about this, and do we need to talk to us next... We say that everyone is collective, and we say that we are all ... Some people say that this should be compared? Yes... We talk about this, then we, well... It's also gone through a series of,Ah... Scientific, meticulous such a called... Judge, let's finally... We said that if you want to compare, then what do you need, then I think everyone..."

Everyone listened to Gangdan's talk for a long time, and they were more than the old leaders of their respective gangs, and they all shouted impatiently!

"What a mess of babble! We're going to see the little dragon girl! ”

"Get down!"

"a whole bunch of! Don't waste Lao Tzu's time! ”

...

It's not good to be a leader these days, Gangdan shook his head helplessly, these guys don't know the art of speaking, they really play the piano to the cow.

"Okay, okay, I'll say a few words one last time, and you can meet the little dragon girl."

The audience was suddenly indignant, throwing vegetable leaves, throwing eggs... Everybody.

"Tell your sister!"

"Hurry up and call the little dragon girl out!"

...

"Damn! Where do you get your vegetable leaf eggs? Steel Egg Ling Bo dodged left and right in a slight step, and got off the stage in embarrassment.

"Please invite the heir of the Tomb Sect, Xiaolongnu!" Lu Wushuang shouted.

The little dragon girl finally took the stage, and the audience was silent when she appeared, and the people on the stage were full of fairy spirit, as if a goddess had descended to earth.

But a touch of blush after exercise on his face added a bit of soft mortal fireworks.

Exactly: the light is like the light clouds covering the moon, and the fluttering is like the snow of the wind.

What a white and flawless one, the country and the city!

The effect is better than the steel egg expected, such a beautiful person is a proper first-line superstar in the future! An inexhaustible cash cow!

How is it possible to hold only one martial arts competition and recruit relatives and end it?

Steel Egg is ready to make some small moves in the finals, such as framing the champion for cheating, and replaying it half a year later.

Well, that's the way to make money!

However, God doesn't seem to see the steel egg make a fortune, and there are accidents.

The corners of the little dragon girl's mouth curled up slightly, and she stepped forward and walked to the microphone.

His eyes were slightly red, and tears were rolling in them.

With a pitiful look, he choked up and said: "The little woman was originally a disciple of the Tomb Sect, and she gave birth to a good skin, and she was coveted by thieves when she went out once, and the thieves relied on their martial arts to dominate my body, and when they saw that I would rather die than obey, they imprisoned me, and used the so-called martial arts competition to recruit relatives to make a lot of money, and deceive you..."

As soon as these words came out, the audience suddenly exploded like a lit powder keg!

"What? There is such a villain! ”

"How can this be justified, it is simply a loss of conscience!"

"Don't be afraid, girl, which thief is it, we will make the decision for you!"

...

"That's him!" Xiaolongnu stretched out her hand and pointed to the stunned steel egg in the audience, "If any hero helps the slave family get rid of this thief today, the slave family will promise to each other." ”

"Sure enough, it's you! A bastard who sells a boxed lunch for twenty taels! Look at the moves! ”

"Beasts! Today, Yang wants to eliminate harm for the people and do the right thing for heaven! ”

"Death to the whore! Kill! ——”

...

Thousands of martial arts masters are killing violently! All of them are like wolves and tigers, with a desperate posture!

Even Li Mochou is no exception.

Although she has a dislike for Xiaolongnu, after all, she can be bullied, but outsiders can't bully! Especially such a thief, every woman in the world will be punished!

The light of righteousness is sprinkled on the earth...

Steel Egg looked up to the sky and sighed, why is it so difficult for someone to make money in my steel!

Woman, woman!

He glared resentfully at the little dragon girl who grimaced at him.

Sure enough, Dad was right...

For creatures that can't die of a week's worth of blood every month, you can't let your guard down at any time!

HRE Celestial Sign!

A huge repulsive force centered on the steel egg and extended in all directions.

Thousands of people screamed and flew back, each ploughing a ravine in the ground.

The steel egg leaps to the side of the little dragon girl, grabbing her and transporting her to other worlds.

has a ruined reputation in this world, and I can't make any money anymore, and I can't make a girl anymore.

Damn, what a fuck!

————

"Don't be angry, who told you to bully me like that before..."

Somewhere in another world, on an official road, the little dragon girl pulled the corner of the steel egg coat and was apologizing.

"Don't touch me." Steelball flicked his sleeves and ignored her.

"Eat a lollipop to cool off..."

"Don't."

"The little flying stick is coming~" The little dragon girl danced the lollipop like a child and approached the steel egg.

"Ah~" The steel egg habitually turned around and opened his mouth.

When he ate the candy, he immediately slapped his thigh. Whew! How can't this bad habit be broken!

...

After saying all the good things, Xiaolongnu finally coaxed the steel egg, and wondered: "You are so powerful, why do you think about money all day long?" ”

The steel egg turned into a knife in his palm, snorted through his chest, and pulled out his heart.

"You!" This sudden scene frightened the little dragon girl to the ground, her face turned blue and purple for a while, "Why can't you think about it?" ”

Gangdan looked at the pounding heart in his hand and sighed, "I have also explored my own heart and found that there is always something to pursue in life, if there is no pursuit, what is the difference between it and salted fish..."

The power of the little dragon girl to complain exploded, and exploring the heart is to dig out the heart? Who taught you how to operate in the underworld?

“... So I set myself a goal to pursue, I want to soak the most chicks! Earn the most money! ”

The steel egg stuffed his heart back, and tied a strip of cloth on his forehead to win, and his eyes were resolute!

"Okay, I know that your goal is ambitious, and the wound is still bleeding, do you want to help you sew it up?"

The little dragon girl looked at the bubbling blood and looked worried.

The steel egg suddenly covered the wound and collapsed to the ground with a sad face, "It hurts, it hurts!" Give me an anesthetic first! ”

Xiaolongnu found the medical kit from his navel, and couldn't help complaining, it didn't hurt when he pretended, why did men love it so much?

...

"♬ There are two cows on the opposite hill, the bull says to the cow that he loves tiger oil, and the cow says to the bull are you ashamed..."

Steel Egg's mobile phone rings and picks it up.

"Hey, who's that?"

An angry female voice came from the other side of the phone, "Boss, I'm resigning!" ”

It was Lu Wushuang's voice, and the company's employees were equipped with a mobile phone.

Gangdan persuaded: "Why resign, I will go back when the rumors pass, when the rumor passes, our tomb company will be able to create brilliance again, work hard, it is not a dream to earn one million a year, don't worry..."

"What an annual income of millions, don't draw me a big pie anymore! I didn't get any benefit from joining this company, and now I'm being hunted down by a lot of people who are all asking about your whereabouts...... Found you, Dangdang..."

After the phone was finished, there was a faint sound of fighting.

When it was quiet again, Steel Egg said apologetically: "It seems to be quite serious... Be careful yourself..."

"Even Master wants to arrest me... The more I think about it, the more angry I become, where are you stepping on the horse now? I'm going to go over and cut you! Lu Wushuang was murderous, eager to follow the mobile phone signal across dimensions.

"What? What did you say? Feed... Feed... The signal on my side is not good, so I will hang up first. ”

Steel Egg pressed the phone and hung up with a beep.

...