Chapter 22: The Aesthetics of Stand-ins
As a good spiritual pet with a high heart, it is a negligence that must not be made to make the future owner angry!
So Tao Yao immediately put up three fingers and swore an oath: "Master, I swear, I walked in openly!" Master, I'm afraid you accidentally forgot to lock the door when you came in, so you let the wind blow open the door. ”
The immortal was silent, and his face was as pale as obscure.
What does this mean?
Is it implying that she shouldn't be coming in here?
She must not let the thigh-kun misunderstand that she is a rude little demon who talks to herself, Tao Yao immediately folded her sleeves, tears of grievance rose in her eyes, and asked with a heavy cry: "Master, what's wrong?" If you can't come in here, you can tell me, or scold me, and it's not good anymore...... It's okay to beat me up. ”
After speaking, Tao Yao sighed secretly, beating is kissing and scolding is love, in order to hug her thighs, she can accept it...... Moderate pay.
"No, it's not." The immortal wanted to argue, but when his eyes brushed the peach blossoms between the peach blossoms, he was beaten again.
Alas...... Why is the world of cultivating immortals forever full of dog blood?
As an online writer who once had a glorious past, Tao Yao wrote a 500,000-word bloody love essay in his mind at the speed of lightning and flint in the infinite melancholy eyes of Shangxian.
The male protagonist of the long text is the fairy on the scene, and the heroine is the king of the North Underworld, and the origin of the two is this hateful mountain.
It is said that when the Northern Immortal lived in the Pinhed Mountain, he planted a mountain of peach blossoms for his beloved Shangxian, collected a book of words, and provoked the abstinence of the Shangxian who couldn't stop, and took a peach blossom as an appointment, and made a mountain alliance and sea oath that would never be separated from the Beiyingjun.
However, the creation makes people, the love is just rising, the Yiren have passed away, and the woo is sad.
For the early death of the Northern Immortal, Tao Yao gave infinite sympathy, but in the face of the shocked immortals, Tao Yao was not ready to be polite. The loss of a lover is already a great sorrow in the world, if you haven't even tasted the taste of joy, it is the sorrow of the Three Realms.
Tao Yao boasts that sometimes, she is still very kind, especially to beauties. So, she hooked a lotus finger and smiled teasingly at the fairy: "Master, isn't the peach blossom beautiful?" ”
"Hmm."
"Am I good-looking too?"
“……”
Shangxian raised his eyebrows, took a few steps back, and this retreat called Shangxian's face to belong to people's feelings, wiped it clean, and Shangxian became a god with no desire and no desire.
"Taoyao, although the peach blossoms are beautiful, if they leave the branches, they will be thanked."
Tao Yao smiled meaninglessly: "What's there, if it's grateful, I'll pick another branch, so that the master will see me wearing a peach blossom branch day and night." ”
It's not easy to see the peach blossoms, there is nothing else to hate the mountain, and the peach blossoms are.
Shangxian was slightly stunned, but with a flick of his fingertips, a little silver light fell on the peach blossoms in the peach blossoms: "You don't have to pick it anymore, as long as you don't take it off, this branch will always be in full bloom." ”
At this moment, Tao Yao was a little entangled.
She also writes stand-in literature, but she really doesn't like it.
But it seems that for her, the fastest way to win the immortal is to become the stand-in of the Northern Immortal.
Well...... Do you want to be a stand-in? Do you want to, do you want to, do you want to?
Anxious online, waiting for a perfect answer.
With a wave of his hand, Shang Xian put the notebook in his hand back to a square table at the end of the aisle. There was a peach blossom lantern on the table, and the light was still on.
Obviously, before she came in, Shangxian was sitting there reading.
"Tao Yao, it's getting late, I'll send you back."
Tao Yao didn't move, but his eyes fell on the square table.
She remembered that the Immortal had said in front of the Tu Yu Palace, and he had read all the words on the mountain. But in the dead of night, he stayed alone in the study building, reading a book that he had probably read more than once.
This is a ...... Seems out of the ordinary?
"Master, is this the library of Pinhate Mountain? Will I be able to come here to study in the future? ”
"No, this is not a library."
"So, can't I come?" Momo rolled up her sleeves, revealing a deer-like wounded look.
"Tao Yao, there is no other collection of books here except for the book, if you want to read, you can go-"
"Master, I like to read scripts, very, very much."
“……”
"Master, it turns out that we are so fateful, I like to read the script, you also like to read the script, I can't say that a thousand years ago we were very good friends, so God let us meet again."
"......" Shangxian's eyes froze, and a faint trace of sadness flashed.
If you want to get closer to a person faster, you have to have the same interests and hobbies with him, so even if Tao Yao doesn't like to read books, she will like it at this moment in order to please Shangxian, not to mention, she already likes it very much.
Shangxian staggered his eyes and said lightly: "I don't like it very much, but the years are long, and sometimes when I don't know what to do, I will come here to read the script." She once said that the stories in the script are all fireworks in the world, and reading more scripts will make people's hearts warm. ”
Tao Yao squinted, applauded himself from the bottom of his heart, look, it seems that the heart door of the immortals, which is not allowed to be entered, is not so unbreakable~
She ...... Is it the Northern Immortal? ”
"Hmm."
"She's the old man of Shizun?"
"Hmm."
What a gentle tone, what a delicate remembrance look, it really made the listener cry and smell sad, Tao Yao was 100% sure that this deceased Northern Immortal Monarch was of great significance to the immortals.
Is it first love?
That's it, in order to hug her thighs as soon as possible, why should she be a stand-in lover? For a writer who loves to write, any experience is precious and worth trying.
Once you have made a decision, you have to put it into action, and Tao Yao never likes to drag mud and water.
"Master, do you like the stories I wrote in the finals?"
"Well, your story is well written."
That's the four famous works, and it's not a sand sculpture cool text, can it be bad?
"Master, I am a little demon that people hate dogs, but Shizun never looks down on me, and also helps me stay in Kunlun, and even lets me go up to Pinhate Mountain and practice with you.
Master, your help to me is deeper than the sea and higher than the blue sky, and I really can't repay it. But if I don't report anything, I feel uneasy.
Master, I am willing to stay in this Jingdrunken Building in addition to my cultivation and finish writing those four stories for my master. ”
What a wise she!
First of all, writing a script must be Bei Mingjun's favorite thing to do, if she is often drunk in Jingjing, the immortals have seen her too much, and she can't say that she and Bei Mingjun's figures will overlap together.
Since the immortal was thinking about his Northern Immortal Monarch, he knew that she was not, how could she be sober all the time? The more you look at it, the more you look at it, the more uncomfortable it becomes, the pain is extreme, and you can borrow wine to drown your sorrows.
And the wine is sorrowful, and the sorrow is even more sorrowful, and the sorrow is too much, so you need to use more wine to suppress it, this carelessly, you will get drunk, drunk, maybe you will treat her as the king of the North Underworld, and you must have a request for her.
When the time comes, she will first coax the drunk and unconscious Shangxian to accept her as a spirit pet, and then hug Shangxian to do some beautiful things that he once wanted to do to Bei Yingjun, but failed to do.
Thinking of this, Tao Yao couldn't help laughing, if it could really be so smooth, her rise would be a good one.
As for the future, do you still need her to bother to plan?
The joy of fish and water, either you have never tasted it, or you can't stop tasting it, especially for an old immortal who has been a vegetarian for a thousand years, there is no doubt about it.
"Master, let me repay you!"
Shangxian didn't answer, he only waved his sleeves, and then the night pearls on the dome were all darkened, and in the dark scene, Tao Yao couldn't see the expression of Shangxian clearly.
The only thing she could hear was that Shangxian said in an extremely cold and detached voice, "Tao Yao, I'll send you back." ”
“……”
No, she can't go.
Such a good opportunity, if she can't seize it, she is simply sorry for Bei Mingjun.
Why are you sorry for the Northern Immortal Monarch...... Belch...... Nonsense, the huge hatred mountain, she walked casually, didn't go anywhere else, but walked to Jingdrunk, isn't it because the Northern Hell Monarch has a spirit in the sky, and a beauty who can't see a good person is violently ruined?
"Master, I just want to write a few stories for you, so that you can have more fun when you are bored, why do you want to turn people away thousands of miles away?"
"Tao Yao, although I am somewhat interested in the stories you wrote, it takes time to write them, and it will delay your cultivation."
"No delay."
"Tao Yao, on the Mountain of Hatred, you don't have to be reluctant to do anything."
Ha? Isn't she sincere enough?
If so, she admits her mistake and corrects it right away!
"Master, I didn't force it, I really want to write stories for you, and write many, many interesting stories."
"Momo-"
"Master, I'm willing to do anything for you, anything!"
“……”
"Master, really, as long as it is what you want, even if it is the moon in the sky and the king of the sea... Ah, turtle, I'll find a way to get it for you! ”
"Tao Yao, let's go out."
As soon as the words fell, they came out of Jingdrunk, and in the snow, the little Jingdrunk was like a pair of flying feet, and under her gaze, they drifted farther and farther.
No way......
"Tao Yao, when your cultivation has improved, and your life will no longer be coerced by the demon pill, if you are still willing to write a script, I will not stop you."
How many years will that take?
"Master, do you think that with my qualifications, how long will it take for cultivation to be good at all?"
"If you are willing to sleep and forget to eat, it will only take you fifty years."
“……”
What does the mountain lord say?
Oh, by the way, the mountain lord said that she only has three years, and if she doesn't get the demon pill after three years and bring the demon pill back to Yangjiao Mountain, she will die without a place to bury.
"Master, that's how my qualifications ...... Is it bad? ”
"If you have poor qualifications, you must have a good future, and it will take you a hundred years. Tao Yao, your qualifications are ordinary, not bad. ”
Her family is really comforting.
Fifty years of righteousness in the world is really not suitable for her, or it is more appropriate to hug her thighs quickly.
But Shangxian is too reserved, what should she do?
Alas...... If she hadn't crossed, she would have gone to Du Niang to ask for help, but unfortunately, in the fantasy world, there is no off-site assistance, sad, and sad......
On the way back to the getaway, Tao Yao muttered non-stop, the only purpose was to persuade Shangxian to accompany him to reminisce about the past.
But even if she said that her mouth was dry, Shangxian didn't answer a word.
This person, with a good temperament, listened to her all the way, neither irrigently told her to shut up, nor showed the slightest impatience, he just did not wave, as if there was no her by his side.
That's what's even more infuriating!
In a blink of an eye, I arrived in front of the door of the getaway, there were two peach-colored lanterns hanging under the front porch of the house, and the candlelight lit up the peach blossoms on the lamp paper, and the peach blossoms were scorching, like real flowers.
Suddenly, Tao Yao turned around and looked at Jing Shangxian, stared at his eyes and slowly asked, "Master, the Getaway is the residence of the Northern Immortal, right?" ”