Chapter Twenty-Three: Night Talk in a Dream
Shangxian didn't answer, his eyes fell lightly on the huge courtyard, however, the getaway in the night was as quiet as an abandoned house in a remote mountain.
It's so quiet!
"Master, I have no intention of intruding into Master's privacy, but if Getaway was once the residence of the Northern Immortal Monarch, I feel that I need to be careful, so as not to mess up or damage something and make Master sad."
"It's okay, she's not the kind of person who likes to worry about that."
Therefore, if the getaway is really the place where the Northern Immortal Monarch lived, then the immortals were full of remembrance, and they were definitely reluctant to touch the grass and trees inside.
Hahaha, God help her too!
Tao Yao's eyes rolled, and he thought about it, there are thousands of roads to Rome, and one is not passable, just change one.
"Master, good night, may you have a good dream tonight, there seems to be an old friend in the dream."
“……”
As for her, she's going back to rummaging through the cabinets. The geese have left traces, not to mention the getaway that has stayed in the North for a long time, she doesn't believe that she can't find an old thing.
If she can find an old clothes and an old hairpin, she will put it on and put it on, and go to the immortal all the time to shake it, if the immortal asks, she will say that it looks familiar, as if it is her own.
Ahaha, she's so smart!
When I looked up, I saw that Shangxian had not left.
"Master, it's getting late, you should go back and rest." Shangxian, let's go, if she doesn't leave, how can she implement her stand-in plan.
"Hmm." Shangxian turned around, walked two steps and turned back, "Tao Yao, you haven't learned to Bigu, there is today's dinner on the table in the room, you remember to eat." ”
After speaking, Shangxian quickly turned around, and in the wind and snow, Shangxian's back disappeared extremely quickly, so fast that there was even a little more hasty.
Regardless of whether he is in a hurry or not, Tao Yao rushed into the getaway quickly, and she was already so hungry that her chest was close to her back. When I entered the door, there was a basket of mountain fruits on the table in the main hall.
What did you say when you first went to the fairy? This is today's ...... Dinner?
What was it that created his illusion that a teenage girl needed to eat a large basket of mountain fruits for dinner? Or is it that the fairy is clumsy and fails to see that her body is a bird, and thinks she is a pig?
The melancholy peach Yao, while gnawing on the tasteless and discarded mountain fruits, misses her favorite hot pot in her previous life, when every time the snow falls, she will cook herself a delicious hot pot.
However, this is Kunlun, where everyone is open to the valley except her, not to mention hot pot, not even rice soup.
"Alas......"
That's it, after eating, she will hunt for treasures, and when she has finished the immortals and become a super-first-class master in the Prayer Night Continent, she will leave Kunlun immediately and go to the world to eat all the delicious food in the world!
What time is this?
The disheveled Tao Yao, with a pair of eyes that could not be torn apart, moaned in pain.
A good getaway, she was tossed around, and in the middle of the night, she didn't find any hair except for a few shriveled mountain husks.
Sang Xin's peach Yao, holding his head that was about to be lifted, stared at the big lock with rusty spots angrily.
Isn't the immortal Mo in her family able to pinch and calculate, knowing that she will shamelessly rummage through the cabinets, so she locked everything about the Northern Immortal Monarch in another room early?
Damn it!
The beauty is so beautiful that it doesn't matter, but she still has a brain that has not entered the water, and God created this perfect existence, is it just to trample on her? !
With endless grief and indignation, Tao Yao fell asleep.
In her dream, the long-lost fire enveloped her again. The fire is still burning brightly, or maybe even more than before? But no matter whether the fire is prosperous or not, she doesn't feel much pain anyway, and it is estimated that it is because her heart is hot, which is more prosperous than the fire of the Phoenix Girl.
In the raging fire, the big demon phoenix girl came.
It's obviously a fluffy phoenix that looks a little better than a pheasant, but it still likes to play music, is it interesting?
Scolding and scolding, seeing that the Phoenix Girl was about to arrive in front of her, Tao Yao immediately showed a twisted expression that was extremely painful and almost dying: "It hurts...... Why does it hurt so much...... I can't take it anymore...... Who's going to save me......"
The roar of hard work really pleased the Phoenix Girl, she raised her head proudly, and her eyes were full of satisfaction: "Little demon, does it hurt?" Does it hurt? ”
Meow, no wonder the gods and people wanted to conspire to destroy the demon clan, dare to love is that this clan's emotional intelligence is all problematic, to put it bluntly, it is born to underdraw!
"It hurts~"
The phoenix girl was even happier, and even stamped her feet happily, looking like an innocent child who did not know anything about the world.
Just look!
Because the phoenix girl actually asked her: "Little demon, are you in pain or distressed?" ”
"Huh?"
"I said that you are a little demon who will transform but has no cultivation at all, why do you have to go to Kunlun to find death? Co-authoring you are moved by the fairy above the scene. ”
"It's human nature to be interested in color."
"Heh, you're a demon!"
This is because she is lonely and unheard, is it possible that she is not a demon and is not lustful?
While trying to maintain the appearance of unbearable pain, Tao Yao asked shamelessly: "Miss Huangnu, are all demons not lustful?" ”
"......" The phoenix girl looked at the mentally retarded with a look on her face, she was really hopeless.
So, lust is the nature of all creatures, and no one has to mock anyone.
"Little demon, the deity burns you every day and tortures you, you are not angry, dissatisfied and hateful, but you are still willing to call the deity sister?"
Tao Yao thought for a while: "Maybe it's because I'm a shake M?" ”
"What?"
"I mean, Miss Phoenix was born with a beautiful and generous body, so I admired the little demon when I saw it, and it was a great blessing for me to be tortured by Miss Phoenix as a weak demon who had never seen the world."
"Hmm." The Phoenix Girl nodded with satisfaction, "Then, why don't you die yet?" ”
“……”
How else can this be chatted?
In the end, it is a demon clan who has not received an elite education, and he doesn't understand the essence of chatting, which is really boring.
The phoenix girl waved the three colored phoenix feathers on the top of her head, and said with a generous face: "That's it, you are just a little demon who doesn't have much knowledge, and you can understand it if you don't understand the righteousness of the demon clan." ”
Ha?
The righteousness of the demon clan?
Could it be that the so-called righteousness of the demon clan is to let the weak little demon die willingly?
If it was, she felt that the demon clan should be destroyed early.
"Little demon, the deity and other demon clans have been waiting for a thousand years for the revival, but I don't mind waiting for two more days. The deity is in a good mood today, do you talk to the deity? ”
"Miss Huangnu, it's not a problem to chat, but can you bother Miss Phoenix to collect this terrifying fire? You see, I've been grinning all the time, and in the end it is unsightly, and it can't affect the good mood of Miss Huang. ”
"Well, you're right." Huang Nuzhen, who was in a good mood, put away the fire and sat down, "Little demon, you can sit too." ”
Tao Yao immediately made a gesture of gratitude: "Thank you for the great grace of Miss Huang." ”
"Hmm."
Speaking of which, although the demon clan has a great temperament, it is still easy to deceive, whether it is the mountain lord who likes to threaten people from time to time at that time, or the terrifying demon in the past.
"Little demon, where is the fairy in the scene, so that you are moved by him?"
"Uh...... People are beautiful. ”
"Superficial!"
Although Tao Yao is weak, she still has some self-esteem, not to mention that she is a modern adult woman who has undergone nine years of compulsory education, how can she call a demon superficial?
Is it tolerable or unbearable!
So, she weakly added: "Kind-hearted? ”
"Hahaha......" The Phoenix Girl laughed.
Isn't that confusing?
No, she's confused!
How much the demon hates people, she doesn't know, but because today's phoenix girl is rare and kind, she doesn't know how to praise a person for cultivating harmony?
No, she had to hurry up and make up for it, but before she could think of the right wording, the Phoenix girl said, "Little demon, you are really superficial." Xichen's guy is beautiful, even if he is placed in the Nine Heavens, compared with those immortals, few can be more beautiful than him. But he is beautiful, but he is very dull. ”
“……”
What's going on today?
As soon as they met, they shouted at her and shouted to kill, and they couldn't tear her apart immediately, so that they could replace her, and they were actually discussing with her whether the scenery was beautiful or not?
Isn't this a dream within a dream?
"Little demon, what are you in a daze?" The Phoenix Maiden sank her face, "If the deity asks you, you need to answer immediately!" ”
How can the immortals on the scenery be so beautiful and dull? If even the immortals are considered to be so beautiful and dull, is there still a beautiful place in the world? But she didn't dare to tell the truth to the Phoenix Girl.
"That...... It's not that stupid, is it? ”
"Don't you stay?" The Phoenix Girl asked disdainfully, "Little demon, you must know that the beauty is more amorous in the skin and bones, but the beauty of the skin and bones in Xichen is not at all amorous, and she has an iceberg face all day long, especially the black eyes, which are always empty and very beautiful." ”
Are they talking about the same person?
"Alas......" The Phoenix Girl sighed loudly, and this sigh made people's hearts tremble.
She dressed as a demon, but she hadn't been in the hidden capital for more than a day, and she was a person, so she never thought of getting to know a demon.
And the demons she encountered, one more annoying than the other, she couldn't put more thought into the demons.
However, tonight, whether it is her or the Phoenix Girl, they are a little different, so Tao Yao, who was sitting opposite the Phoenix Girl, was curious about the demon clan for the first time.
"Miss Huangnu, you said that the fairy is not beautiful enough, is it because you have seen many more beautiful beauties?"
"Huh." The Phoenix Girl sneered, "Poor little demon, born at the wrong time, has never seen the prosperity of the demon clan, so the rat's eyes are narrow, attracted by a boring wood, pitiful, pitiful." ”
“……”
"Little demon, the deity tells you that the six clans of the Three Realms, only our demon clan is full of beauties, and all of them are the kind of beauties who are so beautiful that they are full of charms, especially the demon kings of the past, who are so beautiful that they make the Three Realms bend their waists."
"Uh......, yes, yes, Miss Phoenix is right."
It is the instinct of human nature to boast about oneself, and it is also the nature of the demon race, especially the hatred between the demon race and the human race, and the demon is not willing to be compared to others, which is understandable.
Besides, the question of whether the demon king is so beautiful that the Three Realms bend his waist is no longer meaningful to discuss now, after all, the demon king died so much that there was not even a scum left.
"Little demon, what kind of tone are you?!" The Phoenix Maiden jumped to her feet, and the raging fire once again enveloped Tao Yao, and the Phoenix Maiden was full of anger, "As a demon, you actually dare to despise the demon king of my clan?!" ”
"Huh?" Tao Yao also hurriedly jumped up, and while slapping the scorching fire, she said to the Phoenix Girl in panic, "Miss Phoenix Girl, how dare I despise the Demon King? Misunderstanding, big misunderstanding! ”
"Huh." Huang Nu sneered, "Little demon, you don't have to quibble, with the demon pill of the deity, you have become an adult, and you have been blessed by Jingzhi, and you have entered the Kunlun Gate, you think that you are no longer a demon, yes or no?" ”