Chapter Twenty-Seven: A Battle of Wits and Courage with a Book

Tao Yao knows that an excellent mentor has a huge role in promoting the growth of a student, and at this moment, this book "On the Self-cultivation of Spiritual Pets" is her mentor on the road of new life.

The tutor is so earnest and intimidating, as a student who is eager to learn, how can she not applaud and praise angrily?

"Lord Shu, you are my god."

Get lost!

“……”

Little demon, are you insulting this book?

"Huh?"

Little demon, this book solemnly warns you that if you dare to insult this book with words like god again, this book will refuse to answer any of your questions! Remember, this book is a stylish book, and you don't want to be in the company of the gods.

I thought it hated demons and must worship gods, but it turned out that it was not, in the Three Realms and Six Clans, this thing was the only one in its own world.

It's just a book, and as a human being, she must have the elegance of a book.

“…… I'm sorry. ”

Very good.

"......", the more you give it, the more you kick your nose in the face.

Tao Yao suddenly came with a little interest, wanting to see what kind of realm this book can stink: "I implore Lord Shu to continue to teach, and the little demon listens." ”

What to urge?

"......" she endured.

Little demon, you should know that the human race has a saying, called the upper hall and lower kitchen, which is the greatest true meaning of licking the dog.

Based on this, the practice direction of dog licking can be divided into two categories, one is the all-round dog licking type, and the other is the heavy dog licking dog, and the heavy dog licking can be subdivided into two types: heavy text and heavy martial arts.

"Lord Shu is so powerful~" secretly breathed a sigh of relief, her compromise was not in vain, and after a lot of nonsense, she finally came to a little reality.

Little demon, how is your cultivation?

What kind of wording should "uh......" use to make it appear that he is not so rookie?

Okay, you don't have to go through it, this book understands that you can't be an all-round licking dog.

It doesn't matter, she can continue to endure it, after all, when she was a down-and-out web writer, she used to be an outstanding Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.

"Master Mingjian, the little demon is only shallow in learning, and he really can't be an all-rounder, but everything is possible, what if there is such a day? So please teach the master to solve the doubts, what is the all-rounder? ”

Scold...... Crazy demons talk about dreams.

"......" Tao Yao gritted her teeth and suppressed the fist that was about to burst.

Little demon, listen up, the all-round licking dog can be a cultivator's knife, be the pioneer of the cultivator when fighting, and kill the enemy for the cultivator. The most powerful licking dog can even sweep away thousands of troops for cultivators.

The all-round licking dog can also be a cultivator's intimate little padded jacket, the cultivator knows how to speak softly and comfort when he cries, and the cultivator will have 10,000 fancy praises when he laughs.

In short, what a cultivator needs, he can do by licking the dog, and he can be called an all-rounder.

The world of "......" licking dogs suddenly made Tao Yao feel unattainable. According to the theory of the broken book, why should she have any spiritual pet relationship with the cultivator, wouldn't it be good for her to raise a universal spiritual pet herself?

Oh, she's a demon, no chance.

Dear little demon, are you very envious?

"Sort of." Nonsense, who listens to it and doesn't say a word of envy?

You don't have to.

"Huh?"

Whether it is an all-round licking dog or a dog-licking dog that focuses on force, they all live very tired. Because there is a sky outside the sky, there are people outside the world, it may not be difficult to be a powerful licking dog, but it is difficult to be an invincible licking dog in the world.

Therefore, this book firmly believes that the most bullish licking dog is a soul catcher, and it is not necessary to live or die to grasp the heart of a cultivator. When it's time to charge into battle, it is a truly successful licking dog that can still make the cultivator lick the dog desperately.

Yes, she can't be an all-round licking dog, but she can turn a cultivator into an all-round master.

"Shu-sama, you're awesome~"

If that's what you do, then this book thinks you're not a thing.

"......" meow, isn't this the place where it came from? She's just out of respect, plus a little bit of agreement, and it's not a thing?

If she's not a thing, is a broken book a thing? Belch...... Broken books are really a thing.

Little demon, demon is not a fairy, who can be ruthless?

That's it, coax again.

"Yes, yes, Lord Shu is far-sighted, if the relationship between humans and demons is purely exploited, it is inevitably not beautiful, or a little more sincerity, a little less routine, it is all happy."

Dear little demon, you are really greedy.

"......" Tao Yao gritted her teeth while raising her eyes to look at the lantern on the table, the fire in the lamp danced so happily, do you want to send this book to dance with the fire?

Actually said that she was greedy, was she greedy? Nothing is based on facts.

She wants to be a truly successful licking dog, and when she charges into battle, she asks the cultivator to be willing to protect her and kill to the front, but it doesn't mean that she doesn't care about the life or death of the cultivator.

Otherwise, what did she do to choose the first cultivator in the world? Just because he's the most beautiful? Is she so superficial?

Of course, she can't become an all-round spirit pet, but Shangxian is an all-round cultivator, he is so strong, where does she need to rush to the front to cause chaos?

What she wants to do well is to become the fairy's personal little padded jacket, the most intimate friend, and happily accompany him to the world. Companionship is the most affectionate giving, and she is also tired, okay?

It's just a book, what kind of life do you talk about with it?

Dear little demon, this book has no intention of harshly criticizing you, greed is not wrong, the nature of the demon is a beast, and the beast is originally very greedy, especially when the cultivator selected by the spirit pet is a great beauty who brings disaster to the country and the people, and the spirit pet has a little other feelings for the cultivator, which is normal.

It's, it's nothing.

Is that what she meant by "......"? Although, there is a little bit of it.

This book never objects to spiritual pets having affection for cultivators, if there is sincerity between cultivators and spiritual pets, this book not only encourages spiritual pets and cultivators to have affection, but this book even encourages you to have children.

"......" hates it, people haven't thought that far ahead, but she and the children of the immortals...... Think about it, it's the most cute in the world.

Wipe your saliva, stupid little demon, this book says to encourage you to have children, don't you really want to have children with cultivators?

"......" She can be sure of one thing, this book is a perverted split book, "Lord Book, are we off topic?" ”

What to run?! You haven't even figured out the most essential core, and you dare to say that this book runs errands?! This book tells you that whether it starts from the theory that humans and immortals are the origin, or from the fact that the relationship between spiritual pets was originally created by the human race to enslave demons, it proves one thing, that is, there has never been sincerity and reciprocity between cultivators and spiritual pets!

"Oh." Forget it, no matter what it wants to say, she will do it, and if she continues to be so long-winded, the daylily will be cold.

Little demon, watch your attitude! If you provoke this book, this book curses you will never be favored by cultivators!

"Okay, good, people and demons can't be sincere." Do you want to burn it? Anyway, this is a gift from her mother, and the book is annoying, but she doesn't look at the face of the monk to see the face of the Buddha.

Count you as acquaintances.

"......" what nonsense, burn!

Tao Yao was just about to pick up a corner of the book, but saw a line of words appear on the book.

Okay, I'm tired of this book and don't want to talk nonsense with you. In short, if you don't have advanced cultivation, but you still want to establish a super-super-super-...... with a cultivator intimacy, then you have to be an indispensable presence in the life of the practitioner. There are many ways to achieve this, but due to space constraints, I will not go into them all in this book.

"Huh." She shouldn't have hesitated.

It's okay to play her like a monkey!

Tao Yao was angry and threw the book. If she didn't want to hear something real, why would she waste her saliva on a book?

only burned it, but it couldn't relieve the hatred, Tao Yao raised his feet, planning to step on seventeen or eighteen footprints in the book, so that he would be humiliated and burn it again.

Who knows, before she could do anything, she threw the book on the ground and broke it, and actually replied to her with a sarcastic smile.

This is a provocation by Chiguoguo!

"Broken book, since you can't provide me with substantial help, then I really don't have a reason to keep you for the New Year. Given that you've answered some of my questions, I can't be too ruthless with you.

So, I'll give you a few options, first, let me tear you to shreds, and then sprinkle it into the ice and snow of the Pinhed Mountain; Second, let me burn you with a fire, and then bury your ashes in the black mud under the snow.

Take your pick. ”

As soon as the words fell, "On the Self-cultivation of Spirit Pets" began to tremble slightly, and then, the sneering smile disappeared, replaced by a crooked line of small words.

Dear little demon, is there a third option?

"Yes, scare me, I'll let you live two more days."

Tsk, dear little demon, although you are stupid, but you are bad enough, this book is not only disdainful, but also some appreciation. It seems that this book has lost its sight, and since you are not a child who cannot be taught, this book should show you a little mercy.

"...... does it even know that it is being threatened?"

Although stupid but bad little demon, this book solemnly reiterates that due to the limited space, it cannot be repeated one by one, and it is by no means a joke, because there are really too many ways to please a cultivator!

So, this book really can't tell you everything, but this book can give you the simplest example, and I hope you can draw inferences based on it.

For the sake of this sentence, she can endure it again: "Hurry up!" ”

Little demons, the life of a cultivator is often endless, and the long and boring practice makes them gradually forget their human nature and move towards divinity, but the establishment of intimate relationships requires human nature, not divinity. Therefore, this book suggests that you can try to use some methods to remind the cultivator of the beauty of the world.

"......, for example?"

Such as...... Little demon, it's really shameful to have no brains, but it's shameful to have no brains and have to be people's spiritual pets, this book thinks-

She gave up, Tao Yao hooked her lips, picked up the book, and put the corner of the book on the candle flame to roast.

Hot-hot-hot, damn little goblin, you're so bad you don't look like a demon! Stop, damn little goblin!

Who cares about you? Tao Yao moved the book down further.

Calculate...... Even if this book is afraid of you, for example, the taste of three meals a day in the mortal world contains many unbearable ups and downs.

The distance between the human heart and the stomach is not too close, if you really don't have the ability to capture the heart of the cultivator, then try to grab the stomach of the cultivator, in case, what if you meet a foodie?

"Cooking...... Is it? ”

What is rice called? Vulgar! It's called a foodie!

“……”

Okay, at the end of this book, I will tell you two more sentences, although the cultivator has cultivated the immortal path, but as long as the cultivator has not become an immortal, he is still a mortal in the flesh, and he cannot completely resist the matter of eating color.

In short, as long as you work hard to please him, to cater to him, and to do what he likes, you can still succeed.

Finally, this book hopes that all demons like you who want to become an excellent spirit pet can get their wish.

"Gone?"

Nope.

Tao Yao let go of her hand, and the book fell into the lantern.

Ah--the last sentence of the book is to add that if you encounter any difficult problems in the process of attacking cultivators, you can try to ask this book, this book is not guaranteed to solve your doubts, but, what if?

"What if?"

This book will definitely solve your doubts, and never break your word!

"Good."