Chapter Twenty-Eight: Master Cen, Don't Stop

Three days later, Tao Yao recovered from his injuries and got out of bed.

Say what you want to see her in two days, she is a fairy, and she also has a mouth.

So, the nominal master-apprentice relationship, but Erer.

When she was lying down, she thought about it and thought, there was still some truth in the words of the broken book, and if you want to capture a person's heart, you might as well try to grab his stomach.

Anyway, apart from this method, she didn't have any other tricks for a while. It's better than nothing, try it first, what if, as the broken book says, Shangxian is an invisible foodie?

Tao Yao decides to cook a delicious meal for Shangxian that is delicious enough to make people bite their tongues off.

To cook, you must first find the ingredients, after all, it is difficult for a good woman to cook without rice.

However, after running three laps, she didn't find any usable ingredients except for being tired and panting.

Yes, cooking may be a good idea, and she is also very good at cooking, but in the whole mountain, except for the snow and peach blossoms, she is the only living creature, so she can't be asked to pluck herself clean, cook it and feed it to the immortals, right?

Or does she boil a pot of salty snow water to stew peach blossoms?

Just when Tao Yao didn't know what to do, in the fine snow fluttering, Shangxian came slowly: "Tao Yao." ”

"Good teacher"

"Recovered?"

"Hmm."

Shangxian bowed: "Then the teacher will teach you to practice." ”

Continue your practice? Are you kidding.

Tao Yao immediately held her heart and cried out in pain: "Eh...... I have headaches, sore feet, heartaches, pain all over my body! Come to think of it, I haven't actually raised it yet. ”

“……”

"Tao Yao, don't play tricks."

The immortal of her family, who is in the middle of the world, actually knows how to play Laipi?

"Master, I didn't, I really didn't get well, the reason why I didn't raise it well is because ...... I'm lacking in nutrients, yes, I need a lot of supplements! ”

"Kunlun Mountain Fruit is full of aura, you might as well eat more."

Eat more...... Several?

Previously, Shangxian said that she had prepared a basket of mountain fruits for dinner, and she also thought that she had heard it wrong, but who knew that Shangxian really sent her a basket of mountain fruits for dinner.

In the past few days, she has been so sick that she can't get out of bed, and she can only eat mountain fruits, not to mention whether mountain fruits are delicious or not, even if she eats too much abalone, she will also regurgitate.

However, Shangxian actually added another sentence: "Tao Yao, I haven't eaten the grains of the world for a long time, and I don't know how much one person eats?" If you give less, you can talk about it as a teacher. ”

...... "As for the amount of food, let's let it pass." Master, I have something to ask for. ”

"Huh?"

"Do you miss the taste of the grains of the world?"

Shangxian shook his head.

"Why don't you miss it?"

"A teacher is an immortal cultivator."

"Master, I think that people should live for a lifetime, whether they are cultivating or becoming immortals in the future, they should not live too confined life. The so-called immortals should be an extremely free existence, so it makes people yearn for it. ”

"Tao Yao, no excuses are allowed on the way to practice."

"How can this be an excuse? There is a saying in Buddhism that wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Buddha stays in his heart. Is the Taoist cultivating the mind not self-cultivation, or is the master's Dao heart not firm enough? ”

“……”

Her family may be strong everywhere, but her mouth is average, which makes him a little more cute in addition to being beautiful.

"Master, do you really want to become a god?"

"Why do you ask?"

"Because the mountain is not broken, the road to the immortal realm no longer exists, and the cultivators of the Qiye Continent, no matter how advanced their cultivation is, will not be able to ascend. Since there is no hope of becoming a god, but the master still sticks to the precepts day after day, doesn't he really want to become a god?

Shangxian shook his head: "Tao Yao, you are wrong, being a teacher is not the strongest in the world, and you will not become a god." ”

Why not? Isn't it impossible?

"Also, if a cultivator cultivates the Tao just to become an immortal, then he will not be able to become a great way."

"Huh?" Why is cultivation not for becoming an immortal? Become a demon? Brain-dead?

"Well, what do you want to eat?"

"Huh?" How did this brain circuit grow and become too fast, right?

"After a thousand years of teaching, you have become accustomed to not drinking or eating, but you are not. If you haven't cultivated the valley yet, then you should be like a mortal with three meals a day. So, what do you want to eat? ”

"Is anything okay?"

"Hmm."

"Hot pot. Master, I want to invite you to eat hot pot, but I hate that in addition to the ice and snow on the mountain, it is a peach blossom that is useless, and I really can't help it. ”

Shangxian raised his hand lightly, and there was an extra piece of paper in his palm: "This is a messenger, write down the ingredients you want, and someone will send you what you need tomorrow." ”

"Thank you, Master."

"Write it."

"Well, it's a bit much, I might have to write about it for a while."

"After writing it, it will be folded into a paper crane, and the crane will fly away from the Pinhing Mountain and go to the Tu Yu Palace."

"I see!"

As soon as Shangxian left, Tao Yao began to write about the ingredients.

Kunlun must be short of seasoning, so she has to write carefully, otherwise there is something missing, and the soup will not taste good.

A page was written all over the place, Tao Yao stared at the rune paper and looked at it, and always felt that something was missing?

What is it?

Wine!

What's the point of eating dry, besides, does she really want to invite Shangxian to dinner?

Shangxian said that he had been cultivating the valley for a thousand years, and this must include wine, so she reasonably speculated that Shangxian's amount of wine should not be good.

At the end of the transmission talisman, Tao Yao wrote: Three altars of spirits, the stronger the better, if you can make the gods in the sky drunk and drunk, it will be even better.

The effectiveness of Kunlun Mountain's work is really not covered, and it was only half a day after the transmission rune paper was sent out, and the crooked paper crane that was ravaged flew back to Pinhing Mountain.

As soon as the paper crane stopped, the roar of the senior brother sounded: "Tao Yao, what are you going to do-"

“……”

"No matter what you want to do, you go to the mountain of hatred to practice, not to enjoy!"

“……”

"Also, you dare to ask me for wine, and you want a strong wine that can make the gods drunk even if they drink it, do you think that you can do whatever you want when you go to the mountain of hatred? I'm telling you, no way—"

Before the paper crane fell into the snow, he loyally passed on the last sentence for the senior brother: "Tao Yao, if you dare to do something unsightly to the immortals, I will kill you!" ”

Cat eggs!

She was so brainstormed that she actually forgot that the senior brother of the Tu Xuan Hall was a fan of the fairy brain, and just a jar of wine made him think of so many things that he shouldn't think, which showed that this senior brother was like-minded with her.

Cut ~ sanctimonious.

If the senior brother doesn't help, won't she be out of line? How can it be?!

Tao Yao immersed himself in a leisurely swim, turned out a long pole from the horn, tied a strip of cloth at the end of the pole, transformed it into a fishing rod, hung a mountain fruit, and sat on the edge of the cliff of Pinhate Mountain.

Whether it's waiting for the rabbit or Mrs. Jiang fishing, as long as she is patient, she can always hit a dead mouse with a blind cat.

After waiting for a long time, she was a little drowsy, and in the haze, she heard someone calling her, and when she opened her eyes, she saw Master Cen carrying a fish, standing on the cliff with a smile.

"Little Daoist, don't come unharmed."

"Old foodie, why are you here?!"

"......" Master Cen glared at Taoyao, "What's the matter, you only come to the hated mountain, and I can't come?" ”

"Look at my mouth, I obviously want to say that I haven't seen my master for a long time, and I miss it very much." Tao Yao hurriedly smiled and stepped forward to greet the master, "I said why I wanted to fish so much today, it turned out that I felt something in my heart and knew that the master would come." ”

"Welcome?"

"The conscience of heaven and earth, if I can truly fall in love with someone in this life, it must be you, Master."

She thought it was a blind cat that caught the mouse, but she didn't expect Master Cen to fall from the sky, and her welcome could be fake? When the Master arrives, is her wine still far away?

Master Cen handed the fish to Tao Yao.

Tao Yao hooked her lips and didn't look at the fish, but only at the master: "The master wants me to cook the fish?" ”

"Hmm."

"Master, you know that I am a person." Tao Yao rubbed his hands, "The master has a life, I am not good at disobeying, but doing white work is really not my style." ”

Master Cen rolled his eyes and asked briskly, "What do you want?" ”

Tao Yao immediately took out a spell paper crane that was dying: "No." ”

Master Cen glanced at three lines: "What are you going to do?" ”

"Please drink and eat."

"Why?"

"Shizun is too good to me, and as a disciple, I deserve something in return."

"The return is understandable, you can just eat, why drink?"

"Master, haven't you ever drunk?"

"Huh?"

Tao Yao sighed twice and expressed the greatest sympathy to the master: "Master, master, you are really sorry for the infinite admiration that mortals have for you. ”

Master Cen was stunned and asked with a blank face: "You say that mortals admire me?" ”

"There are poems in the mortal world, life must be happy, don't make the golden bottle empty to the moon, the ancient sages are lonely, only the drinker leaves his name, Master Cen, will toast, the cup does not stop.

Master, isn't it precisely because you deeply understand what kind of strength and support wine can bring to people?

Master, Master, why does the master live in the Mountain of Hatred for thousands of years? Because there is only a piece of ice like snow in his heart, and there is no warmth.

Master, you know so much about wine, but you don't understand my painstaking efforts? Am I inviting the Master to dinner and drink? No, I am inviting the master to dispel eternal sorrows. ”

“……”

The master didn't speak, Tao Yao pouted, and secretly scolded the master for pretending to be high.

"Master Cen, what about me, I plan to invite the master to eat hot pot, the taste of hot pot is a hundred times better than what sauerkraut fish, boiled fish, does Master want to eat it?"

“……”

She heard the sound of the master swallowing.

"In fact, in addition to hot pot, there are all kinds of delicious delicacies in the world, such as a soup called Buddha jumping over the wall in the south, I heard that it is so delicious that even the Buddha has to climb over the wall to eat it when he smells the fragrance."

Master Cen raised his sleeves, elegantly wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, and then asked with a smile: "Three altars of spirits?" ”

"It's not that you have to have three altars, the number is not the key, the key is to be strong enough."

"When?"

"Immediately, immediately."

"You cook the fish, I'll go find something for you." Master Cen threw the fish to Tao Yao.

"Wait."

"Little Daoist, you don't want to get an inch."

"What does the Master say, do I look like one who doesn't know what to do? I just want to remind Master that this charm was broken by Senior Brother, so when Master goes to look for wine, it is best to avoid people. ”

Master Cen gave Tao Yao a thumbs up, and then quickly jumped off the mountain of hatred.

“……”

Jumping so fast, aren't you afraid of falling?

Look at her, an old fairy, what are you afraid of?

Tao Yao was just about to pick up the fish, but when she saw Master Cen suddenly jump back, she was so shocked that she fell on all fours: "Master, don't you regret it?" ”

"What do you regret?! I'm reminding you that in addition to the Buddha jumping over the wall, hot pot can't be missing, otherwise, I told Danqiu! ”

For the sake of the thighs, she endures!