If you want to force a fake god who is determined to eat, how to break it?

Alas...... Tao Yao sighed deeply, pity her for a weak chicken to the extreme, there is only one way to go.

"Woo woo woo ......" the miserable cry sounded again, "Master, people left Yanggu Mountain, all the way to Kunlun, experienced countless times of nine deaths, those mortals, cultivators, non-cultivators, shouted and killed when they saw people, as if being a demon beast is a great sin, they should die immediately to be clean."

But Shizun is different, Shizun not only did not look down on others, but also protected others to stay on the mountain and taught them to practice, Shizun did so much for others, and Shizun did not look down on others because they were a demon.

The master treats the disciple so well, the disciple is unwilling to be repaid, the disciple has the heart to promise each other, but the master does not look down on the disciple, so the disciple retreats and invites the master to have a meal.

Master, the disciple naturally knows that you have been in the valley for thousands of years, and you don't need to eat or drink, but the disciple asks the master to eat a ball and a mouthful of fish? No, the disciple invited the master to eat a piece of fist heart!

If the master really thinks that the disciple is a disciple, he should swallow a piece of the disciple's fist. ”

“……”

Seeing that the immortal was still entangled, Tao Yao said again: "Or is it that Shizun, like all mortals, looks down on us who are demons and disdains the craftsmanship of demons?" ”

"Tao Yao, no."

"How not?"

Shangxian turned his head sideways, facing Taoyao's four eyes. At this moment, the immortals are clear in their eyes.

"Tao Yao, the teacher has never despised demons in the past, and he will not despise demons in the future, he thinks that no clan in the Three Realms and Six Clans is qualified to despise demons, and under the way of heaven, gods, immortals, people, demons, demons and ghosts should all be equal."

Ha? She talks to him about herself, but he talks to her about the road?

"So what does the master mean is that he is willing to accompany his disciples to eat hot pot?"

“……”

Shangxian finally picked up the chopsticks, picked up a piece of fish, put it in his mouth, and swallowed it: "Taoyao, it's delicious." ”

Well, Shangxian loves to eat fish, but, did he chew it, so he said it was delicious?!

Whatever, just eat it.

"Master, try this again, this is delicious." Tao Yao served Xian Tian Cai as she set her eyes on the kettle full of spirits again.

Wine, it's time to make an appearance, right?

"Master, are you thirsty?"

"Huh?"

"Hot pot is a thing that is really delicious, but it has a strong taste, and you must drink water to relieve your greasy." As he spoke, Tao Yao poured a cup for Shangxian, "Master, please drink water." ”

Shangxian didn't raise his eyebrows and said, "Tao Yao, you are wrong." ”

"Is there one?"

"It's wine."

"No way." Tao Yao smiled and pointed to the words on the pot, "Master, please see, this is the nectar that Master Cen specially gave me, and this water character is still written by Master Cen, didn't Master say that Master made a bad heart and deceived me with wine and water?" ”

“……”

"Master, you can doubt me, but you shouldn't doubt the master, otherwise you will be very sad if the master listens."

Tao Yao pushed the water cup in front of the immortal.

"Tao Yao, don't drink as a teacher."

"Master, you haven't even drunk it, how can you be sure that this is wine and not water?" As she spoke, Tao Yao gritted her teeth, poured a cup for herself, and then took a sip, "Master, look, this is really water." ”

Hey, where is this special wine, it's too hard to drink!

The immortal still didn't move, and there was a wisdom in his eyes that I knew everything.

I really want to force it!

If she wants to have this ability, does she still need to drink alcohol? Can't get straight to the point? Therefore, with the good water of one enemy and one hundred, the immortal refuses to drink it, what should she do?

Shangxian doesn't drink, she does!

Tao Yao poured herself another glass of wine, and then gritted her teeth and drank it all, after drinking, Tao Yao raised an innocent and painful face, and said chiseledly: "Master, I guarantee my personality, this is really water!" It's water! ”

Three seconds later, the smell of alcohol surged, burning Tao Yao's brain, she blinked and began to giggle: "Beauty, why don't you just refuse to be fooled?" Besides, isn't wine better than water? ”

Shangxian put down his chopsticks, his eyes full of helplessness: "Taoyao, you are drunk." ”

"No way. Master Beauty, you really don't know your own apprentice at all, when you think of me Kavin, you rely on drunken dreams and deaths to find inspiration, and after drinking, the wine can be used as water. Besides, did I drink today? I only drank two glasses of water, how could I get drunk? ”

"Master probably took the wrong pot and gave you the original liquid of the wine."

What is the stock solution? Could it be—

"Alcohol?!" Tao was startled, and she bounced up in an instant, and she said, how can this wine be so difficult to drink, and she drank two glasses of pure alcohol together?

"Damn master, you dare to trick me, I'll kill you-" Tao Yao turned around, but before he could turn around, his feet slipped, and the whole person fell backwards.

She didn't sink into the snow, but into a pair of warm arms.

As soon as she raised her head, she saw the handsome face of the fairy: "Beauty, you are so beautiful~"

The smell of wine helps the demon gall, Tao Yao stretched out his hand, and his fingertips rubbed the cheeks of the fairy, it was so slippery~

"Beauty, you see that the moonlight is so beautiful tonight, is the beauty willing to live up to the beautiful scenery of the heavens? It's better to go to the Spring Festival with me, I promise to call the beauties who want to become fairies and taste the taste of being fairies. ”

"Tao Yao, as the teacher said, the teacher will not become a god."

He didn't want to, but she wanted to-Tao Yao decided to pounce, who knew that Shangxian moved faster. Shangxian picked up Taoyao and sent her back to the bedroom.

Tao Yao, who was lying on the warm futon, immediately understood that her family fairy didn't like to be taken the initiative, but liked to take the initiative, it didn't matter, she could cooperate: "Beauty, come on, ravage me to your heart's content!" ”

It's dawn.

Nonsense, the sky can be dark, and nature can be bright.

Was she asking why it was bright again? No, she's asking, how many times has it been dawn?! Meow, which one of the immoral ghosts fixed her body while she was sleeping?

She tried to remember, but as soon as her brain moved, her head hurt.

Thinking about it, it was dark again.

Tao Yao, who couldn't move, although she was full of resentment, still couldn't resist Zhou Gong's invitation and fell asleep.

In tonight's dream, there was no fire, only a plane tree that obscured the sky, and the phoenix girl sat on a branch and smiled at her meaninglessly.

"Little demon, how does Xichen's house feel?"

"Huh?" What does that mean?

Could it be that she has already met with Shangxian frankly? So, after the fairy circled and forked with her, he cast a fixing spell on her, and then ran away?

Damn, the dignified Kunlun Shangxian is actually a bastard who doesn't admit it with his pants! What is he doing in a hurry not to admit it? Can't you be happy a few more times and then refuse to admit it?

"Alas......" Tao Yao sighed.

Although she can get the cultivation of immortals, she has made her so happy that she flies, but she is a little demon with lofty ambitions, how can she be willing to be satisfied?

No, when the immobilization spell is solved, she must go and discuss with the immortals, and have fun for ninety more times.

The Phoenix girl smiled and asked coldly: "Why, being able to kiss Xichen is not enough to satisfy you?" Do you really think you can cook raw rice with him? ”

"W-what? Just a kiss? Stunned, the sloppy consciousness returned slightly, and Tao Yao remembered a little bit about the night of drinking and eating hot pot.

She remembered that Shangxian was hypocritical, and refused to be fooled, in desperation, she drank two glasses of concentrated alcohol in a row, and then, she was drunk, and then Shangxian personally carried her back to the bedroom.

Then, she invited the immortals to sleep together, and then she ......

Can't remember.

She couldn't remember, but wasn't there a melon-eating demon in front of her?

"Phoenix girl, have I taken off my clothes?"

"......" the Phoenix Girl was dumbfounded, "Little demon, what are you asking the deity?" ”

"Didn't you take it off?" Is she so useless when she is drunk? I don't even remember to take off my clothes first? Tao Yao thumped her chest angrily.

"Take it off."

"Huh?"

"Well, take it off."

"Really off?"

The Phoenix girl smiled disdainfully, and her eyes swept from the top of Tao Yao's head to her feet: "Little demon, you don't look at what kind of virtue you are, but a child who has not dried up dares to give birth to such a shameless mind, and the deity blushes for you." ”

"Huh?" Tao Yao straightened her chest, "What's wrong with me?" ”

"You're flat-chested!"

Tao Yao gritted her teeth: "Miss Huangnu, do you know what a flat chest is?" ”

"Or else?"

"My name is Xiaohe, and I show my sharp corners, and I am the most agreeable time for the old immortals such as the immortals."

The Phoenix Girl laughed heartily, "Hahaha...... Little demon, little demon, if this is the case, wouldn't you be even more shameless? You have hooked up like this, you can't make Xichen that emotional, how sad! ”

Meow!

"I don't believe it!" It must be that the Phoenix Girl saw that she had flirted with the immortals, and she was anxious, and deliberately deceived her, wanting to make her unstable. It's a pity that she is smart and will never be fooled.

"Miss Huang, I know you can't see that I have the mercy of my master. Actually, when the master took pity on me, you were there, and I don't mind if you treat yourself as mine, and you feel it secretly. ”

"Little demon, you are looking for death!" The Phoenix Girl was furious, jumped off the branch, and the moment the sycamore tree disappeared, the familiar fire swept towards Tao Yao, "The deity is powerful in the demon world, can he lie to you such a poor little demon?"

The deity tells you that Xichen is not only indifferent to you, but also very calmly dresses you, which shows that you are like a piece of wood and a stone to him. ”

"Impossible."

"If not, how do you explain it?"

"Uh...... It's very simple, it's not good to be immortals. ”

“…… Aha......" The Phoenix Girl laughed again and staggered, "This explanation is good, good, haha......"

After all, if the immortal really can't do it, what should she do?

Hook up with someone else?

In the Qiye Continent, the awesome cultivators are all in the Kunlun Wonderland, and there are more than 100,000 cultivators in the Kunlun Wonderland, and those who have the ability to stand out from the crowd, except for the immortals, are the four senior brothers in charge, and an old foodie.

Belch...... The elder brother is ordinary, and has a bad temper, if she dares to hook up, she can't only be sent to be reborn by him.

The second senior brother is quite passable, especially with a pair of peach blossom eyes, which is quite attractive. However, the second senior brother seems to be gentle, but in fact his mind is unpredictable, this kind of object that is not easy to control is carefully chosen.

There are three senior brothers left, who look more girly than girls, and she wants to hook up, except to become good sisters, there is no second possibility. As for the fourth senior brother, at first glance, he is a straight man of steel, and he is very boring.

As for the old one......

What do you think?!

Master Cen is a fairy, upright, for such a fairy-like character, how can she have half a blasphemy mind? Sin, sin.

Is it really going to be replaced?