When the moon was in the treetops, Tao Yao was about to return to the getaway after delivering hot pot to Master Cen.

Tao Yao, who was carrying the wine jug, was walking with broken thoughts, and Gayin was tortured by Master Cen to the point of anger.

The old man was cunning, and threw all the ingredients he found to her, except for the liquor and said that he would wait for her to exchange the hot pot. Pity her just finished making a pot of fish soup, didn't drink half of it, and was sent to make a hot pot.

Fortunately, the old man is greedy and greedy, and she counts when she speaks, so she served the hot pot, and the old man gave her the wine jug, and said that there are not many things, and it is definitely a good thing to fight against a hundred.

As for the boast of one enemy against a hundred, she really didn't take it to heart.

Tao Yao held the wine jug, looked down through the white moonlight, and saw that there was a big word "water" written on the wine jug.

"Huh?" She's not going to get caught, is she? Not to mention, Lao Lao is a clean person, between deceiving her and offending the immortals, he has no reason to choose her.

Tao Yao was furious, so angry that she smashed the wine jug in her hand, however, the wine jug fell heavily into the thick snow, and she was stunned that it was not broken, isn't Tao Yao even more angry?

As soon as her foot was raised, she was about to step on it, when Master Cen's voice came out of the wine jug: "Little Daoyou, your craftsmanship is really good, since you treat me well, I should repay the favor."

Jing Shangxian is a smart person, but your misdeeds will not succeed, I deliberately wrote a water character on the wine jug as a trick. How about it, Master, am I very smart, do you admire it very much? ”

“……”

Yes, Tao Yao admires the IQ basin of the old goods.

I think the old man couldn't help it, and secretly tasted two sips of wine, otherwise how could he come up with such a stupid idea? It's just to cover your ears and steal the bell, just don't write it, what do you do more?

No wonder there are more than 100,000 cultivators in Kunlun, and none of them want to ask him for advice. If anyone really goes, it's called an insult to IQ.

When he arrived at the Getaway Courtyard, Tao Yao put the wine pot on the round table, carefully looked at the hot pot banquet, made sure that the color and fragrance were complete, and then looked around, in the white sky, the colorful rabbit lights were shining.

Everywhere the lights reached, a layer of faint pink peach petals surrounded the hot pot feast, forming a huge heart. This situation and this scene are so romantic.

At this point, everything is ready for the thank-you banquet, and only two shareholders are owed.

One share, it's herself.

Tao Yao turned back into the house and carved herself carefully.

She didn't find the old thing of the Northern Immortal Monarch, but she has a brain and knows how to speculate. With the arrangement of a getaway, the Northern Immortal King likes nothing more than yellow and peach blossoms.

So, she added the help of Master Zen and turned the volcanic cloud silk given to her by the immortals into yellow, although this yellow is a little deep, and it can shine with human excrement.

She also asked her husband to decorate the yellow clothes with countless peach blossoms, the color of which was not bad, very bright, like new flowers that would be plucked from the branches.

After dressing up, Tao Yao took a self-portrait in the mirror and expressed satisfaction with her unbelievably beautiful self.

Then, Tao Yao went out and stood in the courtyard with fine snow, looking at the second share, that is, the male protagonist of tonight, her family is immortal.

The wind is bleak, and the immortal figure is not seen.

Tao Yao raised her sleeves, put her hands into a bucket, and then roared into the endless night: "Master, it's time to eat!" ”

No one answered.

Don't ask her why she's standing in front of the door and yelling. If it weren't for her to find the hatred of the mountain and not find the residence of the immortals, why could it only be like this?

The fairy in his family, although he is cold on his face, he is actually very clear about his charm, so he has to hide the courtyard without a trace, so as to avoid people who have a heart to visit the boudoir at night.

Tao Yao shouted, but Shangxian didn't answer.

What should she do?

Tao Yao lowered her eyes and let out a long sigh of pity, and then, while sobbing sadly, she slowly undressed herself: "Master, knowing Shizun is the greatest luck of the disciple's life, Shizun treats the disciple so well, the disciple has nothing to repay, so he can only invite the master to eat a hot meal."

But the master refused to go to the banquet, thinking that the disciple had done something wrong, and the disciple was very uncomfortable, and he couldn't apologize for his sins with death. Master, if you don't come again, the disciple will be looking forward to the disciple's death. ”

Exactly five minutes passed.

It's useless to make a threat?

It stands to reason that it is impossible, after all, the death of the Northern Immortal Monarch is an incomprehensible pain for thousands of years, and now she, a living person who is somewhat similar to the Northern Immortal Monarch, can he watch her die?

No, Tao Yao couldn't believe it, she bit her back molars, and the yellow volcanic cloud fell to the ground.

"Ahh

Tao Yao wiped her nose, put her hand on the second piece of clothing, and whispered with extreme sadness: "It seems that the master really doesn't care whether the disciple is dead or alive, so why should the disciple spare his life?" ”

Another garment fell to the ground.

"Ahh

The snow fell on her delicate skin, stirring up patches of goosebumps. Tao Yao secretly guessed that at this moment, she was still alive in the eyes of the fairy hiding in the shadows?

She changed her posture to make herself look a little more seductive.

This is a competition game between her and Shangxian, either she runs naked for Shangxian tonight, or Shangxian drinks with her. So, which one will it be?

Tao Yao did not panic at all, and when they met on a narrow road, they were all shameless winners.

If the immortals don't pity her, can they not pity the Northern Immortal?

"It seems that it is the disciple who is greedy, thinking that the master treats the disciple a little differently, so he feels that he is expected to succeed the Northern Immortal Monarch and accompany the master. Since the master doesn't look down on the disciple, the disciple might as well go and find the Northern Immortal Monarch as a companion——"

"Nonsense." Shangxian suddenly appeared, his face was pale, and he flicked his sleeves, and the clothes that Tao Yao had just taken off returned to her.

Warm, really warm.

The guest has entered the house, the host should welcome the guest attentively, Tao Yao raised a 120,000 warm expression, stretched out his arm, and wanted to invite the immortal to take a seat: "Teacher-"

"Tao Yao, the teacher thought you were a self-cherishing person, but I never expected that you would talk about life and death lightly, and you really disappointed the teacher!"

Disappointed? Is this disgusting for her to take off?

"Taoyao, life is precious."

"The master is right, life is precious, but love is more valuable, if it is for the master, and the disciple, both can be thrown."

How can it be?

Tao Yao, who had an expression of no regrets, skillfully wiped the corners of her eyes, and the tears the size of beans fell loudly. If she can wear it back in her lifetime, she will definitely try the casting of the bitter love drama, and I think that now she is not a problem to win a Golden Rooster Award.

Tao Yao looked at Shangxian with tears, and it was time to express her infatuation: "Master, is it that the disciple is willing to talk about life and death?" Isn't it because you are too beautiful and attractive? ”

“……”

"The disciple knows that the disciple is nothing in the eyes of the master, and the disciple also knows that the disciple is nothing in the heart of the master, and the disciple does not dare to trespass.

But people's hearts cannot be swayed, and the disciples know that they can't, but they can't hold themselves, and they don't know why this is the case, as if the master has already been buried deep in the hearts of the disciples.

Master, isn't he a disciple in his previous life, and he has ever seen Shizun? ”

Shangxian's eyes were stunned, and he involuntarily took half a step back.

There is only one Northern Immortal who can force the immortals.

is really a pure and persistent immortal, at this moment, if Tao Yao does not have the slightest envy for the late Northern Immortal King, it is undoubtedly a lie.

Women, how many beautiful men can refuse and are affectionate?

Besides, she is vulgar.

Actually, she is not very resistant to having a relationship with Shangxian, and she has such an ex-boyfriend who has to look good and have the ability to do things, and she has a lot of face.

Shangxian returned to his senses and said lightly: "Tao Yao, there is still something to do for the teacher, you-"

"Master!" Tao Yao took half a step forward, grabbed the corner of Shangxian's shirt, and shouted emotionally, "Master, the disciple understands everything, in fact, the disciple invites the master to eat, that is, he has the intention to put himself in the right position, the disciple wants to respect and honor the master as the master, the disciple works so hard, but the master avoids it, is the master unwilling to give the disciple a chance, or the master also has the disciple in his heart——"

"Nope."

"Huh?"

Shangxian retreated again, and the corner of the clothes grabbed by Tao Yao suddenly slipped from her palm, and Shang Xian emphasized again in righteous words to Tao Yao: "Tao Yao, you are a disciple of the teacher, and you will be all your life." ”

Belch...... It was meant to be like this.

Ahh

It should be said that for the immortals, it should have been like this.

But now, that doesn't seem to be the case?

After all, only those who are in a hurry to cover up will be in a hurry to deny something that seems absurd, but in fact hits the heart.

Could it be that the progress of stand-in aesthetics has exceeded her estimates?

Between the lightning and flint, Tao Yao quickly updated her relationship with Shangxian.

So, what does a person who wants to hide his sincerity usually do to prove that he is not distracted?

Tao Yao smiled slyly and thought about it: "Master is saying that the disciple has misunderstood?" ”

"Hmm."

"Master doesn't want his disciples to misunderstand?"

"Hmm."

"Then the master should sit at the table and drink and eat with the disciple, otherwise, how can the master prove that he doesn't think much about the disciple and make the disciple die?"

"......" Shangxian opened his mouth to speak, raised his eyes several times, but couldn't say anything to refute, and finally he calmed down and sat down on the hot pot banquet.

Hahaha...... Thanks to Shangxian, she is strong everywhere, but her mouth is the worst, otherwise, how can she be successfully fooled?

Tao Yao rubbed to the position closest to Shangxian and sat down, while muttering in her heart, Bei Mingjun, after tonight, she will go to burn incense and thank you.

Tao Yao picked up the chopsticks and took a cooked meatball: "Master, this meatball thief is delicious." ”

“……”

Shangxian didn't move, it seems that she doesn't like the balls, so it's okay, so she will change it: "Master, this fish is also delicious, I just caught it today, take a bite?" ”

“……”

Still not liked?

Tao Yao got up and put the hot pot that looked cooked, uncooked, and sandwiched all the brains into the bowl of Shangxian, Shangxian is the first in the world, and the gastrointestinal function is strong, and it should be the first in the world.

Tao Yao was frantically clamped, and instantly piled up the small bowls in front of Shangxian into a mountain, seeing that the mountain was about to collapse, Shangxian still didn't move his chopsticks.

Do you want to serve it directly?

It's not impossible.

Tao Yao's hand was about to reach out to the wine jug, but he heard the fairy say: "Tao Yao, you want to eat a banquet, and the teacher can accompany you to eat, but for the teacher to open the valley for a thousand years, there is no need to eat and drink." ”

The hand, the hand holding the wine, paused.