37. BMW Don't Touch Me

As for the pattern of the earth, Mo Wen had checked it before designing it, although many places in this world are very similar to the earth, but that is only in terms of technology and culture, and there are still differences in others.

The world calls the planet at the foot of the Blue Star, and the landform of the entire Blue Star is different from the Earth, mainly divided into five continents.

The continent in the middle is called Zhongzhou, and the largest country is our Great Huaxia, and there are some small island countries around.

The continent to the east is called Dongzhou, which is honored by beautiful countries, and the continent to the west is called Xizhou, which was divided by a group of small countries, but also formed a coalition called Western Europe.

The southern continent is called Nanzhou, which is mainly a drama place for blacks, and it is also divided into many countries, with a country called Ah San being the most famous.

The North Continent to the north, like the Middle Continent, is dominated by the White Bear Nation.

Therefore, the topography of this blue star is completely different from that of the earth, the blue star is where all the landmasses are gathered on one side of the planet, and the rest of the city is all vast oceans, not scattered like the earth.

Mo Wen uses the earth as the symbol of his studio, and the people of this world can't see anything, they just think it's an icon designed by Mo Wen randomly.

Next, subtitles start to appear on the screen.

Produced by Earth Film Studios

Mo Wen producer

Mo Wen producer

Producer by Mo Wen

Mo Wen screenwriter

Director Mo Wen

The audience in this cinema is okay, after all, everyone knows that this is a Mowen movie, but other cinemas are different.

Those ordinary viewers were surprised when they saw this series of Mo Wen words, this Mo Wen was a fairy all the way, and he was a person who wore many hats.

Even those fans who never expected it were worth coming for the recommendation they never expected, and they didn't know that Mo Wen was the director and screenwriter they never expected.

It wasn't until they saw this that they understood.

It's just that they never thought that this Mo Wen would be so bullish, not only the director and screenwriter, but also the producer and producer.

However, everyone also expressed their understanding, after all, everyone knows how popular they never expected, which means that they never expected to make a lot of money.

Now that people have their own money, it is normal for them to invest in making movies by themselves.

The film continues.

At first, everyone didn't think anything about Bao Shihong when he saw the doctor at the beginning, but they just felt that the Shancheng dialect made everyone feel very novel.

When everyone saw Xie Xiaomeng on the cable car, they said a bunch of things and some didn't, just to pick up girls.

Everyone laughed.

"God is so unfair to me, I cross the river by ropeway every day, and I have never seen you."

"Maybe I'm paying too much attention to the scenery of the city, who called me a photographer?"

"Oh, my name is Xie Xiaomeng, just call me Charles."

"Whenever I look at the city from this perspective, I have a strong sense that the city is the mother, and we live in her womb."

"I was thinking about this just now, when I suddenly saw you."

"There's something about you that touches me deeply."

"Do you know what this is? Motherhood, great maternal breath. ”

How can you say this when you are a pickled girl?

It's strange that the beauty doesn't have to step on you with high heels.

was stepped on by the heel of the high-heeled shoes, and the sour feeling made Xie Xiaomeng scream, and even the Coke in Xie Xiaomeng's hand fell off the cable car.

Then the picture flashed, and a man with glasses appeared and got out of the car.

He took out a stack of A4 paper from his handbag and walked outside with a lewd face.

Then there are some inexplicable mountain city dialect dialogues, which make the audience look at it in a fog.

I don't know what Mo Wen is shooting.

Although the audience couldn't understand it, after all, the movie tickets that they spent money to buy were only a few minutes into the beginning, and everyone was still a little patient and didn't leave immediately.

What's more, there was a laugh just now.

So, everyone continued to watch.

It's just that when the picture flashed to Brother Dao and the three of them, everyone was blindsided again.

What are these people doing?

Especially when they saw the black skin holding a hammer and preparing to sneak attack the traffic police, everyone was shocked, what did this black skin want to do? Assault on the police?

Fortunately, at this time, there was a car accident in the back, as if it was a crash, and as soon as the traffic police turned around, the black skin quickly put away the hammer.

This also allowed the traffic police to escape.

Otherwise, if the hammer goes down, this traffic policeman will have to become a vegetative person if he doesn't die.

Just when everyone was inexplicable, the picture flashed.

Bao Shihong and Sanbao were talking in the car, and suddenly the front glass seemed to have been hit by something, and the entire windshield was shattered.

Bao Shihong looked at the deformed Coke bottle and scolded on the spot.

The two hurriedly got out of the car to check, and when they found that it was a Coke bottle that fell from the cable car above, Bao Shihong scolded at the cable car again.

At this time, the audience knew that the scene of Xie Xiaomeng on the cable car in front of them was actually connected here.

"How did you come up with this idea, it's so novel." Such a novel narrative method surprised Yi Xin, who was sitting next to Mo Wen.

"This is a multi-line narrative style film, which is really novel, and no one in this world has ever made it like this. It's also my first time trying, and I don't know if the audience will be able to accept such a movie. Mo Wen also explained casually.

Yi Xin heard Mo Wen's explanation, and secretly wrote it down in his heart, if he had a chance in the future, he also wanted to try it, and at the same time admired Mo Wen's brain, such a novel shooting method could even be thought of.

Then look down.

Bao Shihong didn't notice at all at this time, their car didn't pull the handbrake, and the car had already slid down.

Soon, it crashed into a car below.

This was followed by a hilarious dialogue that made the audience laugh out loud.

"Dog's day, high-tech, driverless. I didn't see it, don't touch me (BMW). The four eyes who appeared in front of him, pointing to his BMW, spoke a funny mountain city dialect, and called this line a joke.

Make the audience laugh and call it good guys.

It's just that these four eyes are a little unforgiving, not only scolding, but also moving.

Seeing this, Sanbao, who was standing next to Bao Shihong, stopped doing it, and punched and kicked Siyan on the spot.

At this time, the audience was relieved, and at the same time thought in their hearts: "This is called the wicked only the wicked grind." ”

In the end, the traffic police rushed over on a bicycle to deal with it, and Sanbao stopped.

In the end, it was Bao Shihong who lost money and solved the accident.