38. Now is the rising period of my career
It's just that Bao Shihong and Sanbao don't have so much money on them, so they can only bet their driver's licenses to Four Eyes before they can leave.
Seeing this, the audience has slowly accepted this narrative style, although they still don't think this movie is good, but they can still watch it.
After all, there are still some laughs in this movie, and in just a few minutes, everyone was amused twice by this movie.
As a comedy movie, such dense laughter is undoubtedly qualified.
As soon as the picture turned, Bao Shihong appeared in a bus, a girl who looked like a conductor, handed Bao Shihong a bag of coins on the bus, and said to Bao Shihong in a Shancheng dialect: "Come, there are only so many today, and there are only more than 2,000 on the card." ”
Seeing this, the audience began to talk about it, the change on the bus should be regarded as public money.
This girl actually embezzled public funds for Bao Shihong, it seems that this girl is very good to Bao Shihong.
But Bao Shihong didn't pay attention to the girl, but watched the news on the TV on the bus.
The news is playing the news of Brother Dao pretending to be a moving company and burglary.
The picture turned again, Bao Shihong was lying on the stage of a chapter, with a fire pot behind his back, and he was still looking for cigarette butts in the ashtray in front of him.
In the end, he complained that he was unlucky, and he couldn't even pick up cigarette butts in Hongta Mountain.
After that, Lao Xie came to find Bao Shihong as the security captain, this section was nothing to see, and everyone in the movie theater began to be silent again, looking intently at the picture on the big screen.
When everyone saw Xu Lang with a big bald head and the four-eyed one in front of him, some viewers who recognized Xu Lang started talking again.
"There is also Xu Lang in this movie?"
"Doesn't it mean that there are no big stars in this movie?"
"This Xu Lang is a third-tier actor, his appearance fee is not low."
"Although it is a low-budget movie, it is good to invite Xu Lang to star."
"It seems that the investment in this movie is not as small as I imagined."
As the audience discussed, Four Eyes gave Xu Lang an idea and said, "What if this is about to disappear suddenly......
It's just that before he finished speaking, he was stopped by Xu Lang. I saw him pick up the crossbow beside him and start aiming at a chicken in front of him.
When he saw that Feng Dong, played by Xu Lang, shot the chicken with one arrow, his eyes were at Feng Dong and he drove over.
"A hundred steps through the poplar, a hundred steps through the poplar."
Seeing this, the audience smiled knowingly again.
Then the picture flashed chaotically, as if the four eyes were asking a master to make a move, what exactly was done, everyone still didn't know, only knew that the asking price of this master was very high, and the opening was 100,000 knives.
Just when the audience didn't understand what was going on, the picture turned to Xie Xiaomeng again.
I saw Xie Xiaomeng getting out of the taxi, holding a plaster boot in one hand and a cane in the other.
The unsuspecting audience thought that he was injured by the beautiful woman on the cable car in front of him and went to put on a plaster.
Until Xie Xiaomeng limped into the Luohan Temple and told Lao Xie that he had a car accident and needed money to save his life.
The audience knew that this Xie Xiaomeng was very bad and was cheating his father of his money.
Especially when everyone saw Xie Xiaomeng talking on the phone in the toilet, saying something 'fighting with Daddy, it's fun.' , happened to be caught red-handed by Lao Xie and beaten severely.
All the audience burst out laughing.
Then looked down, and soon came to Brother Dao leading Heipi and Xiaojun to cheat on the light rail, such clumsy acting skills and deception methods, so that all the people in the carriage of the entire light rail stayed away from Brother Dao.
Seeing this scene, Heipi complained on the spot: "What kind of acting, can't you just grab it, why do you spend this matter." ”
Brother Dao didn't believe in evil, and said loudly: "I don't believe it, next stop." ”
As soon as the picture turned, Brother Dao and the three of them came to the outside of the light rail station, and just happened to see the master invited by the four eyes in front of them coming over.
The dress of the master is a rich man at first glance, which is the best target for the three of Brother Dao.
Sure enough, in the expectation of the audience, Heipi went up to cover the master's eyes, and Xiaojun took the master's box by chance.
After the three of them left, the master turned his head and saw that his box was gone.
"I'll give you a lung."
This classic Cantonese sentence immediately amused everyone in the movie theater.
Then look down, when everyone saw Bao Shihong using the human body sensor flusher in the toilet to prevent theft, they all laughed down and up.
"What kind of operation is this?"
"The sensor in this toilet can also be used to prevent theft?"
"I'm afraid this Bao Shihong is here to be funny."
"This screenwriter's brain hole is big enough."
"If no one is convinced, I will accept this screenwriter."
"I can come up with such a plot, and I'm also drunk."
The picture turned and came to the side of the three Dao brothers.
Xiaojun is studying the code of the box he stole from the master.
While eating bread, Heipi asked Xiaojun if he could do it, why did he bother with all his efforts, couldn't he just do it with a hammer.
Xiaojun said that he was professional, which reassured Heipi.
"It's really dark."
"It's still so violent."
"The roughest way is the simplest."
"I'm pretty dark-skinned this time."
Everyone has been known for a long time, and they know the black skin very well. Many people agree with the Black Skin's point of view and think it's best to be direct.
But Brother Dao was answering the phone and telling his girlfriend that he was working, and now it was the rising period of his career, how could he leave at this time, so he didn't have time to accompany her to go shopping.
And the audience in the cinema laughed.
"You don't have time, do you? You're poor. ”
"Is your so-called career stealing chickens and dogs, and abducting and cheating?"
"When your career is on the rise, why don't you go to heaven."
When everyone was still complaining about Brother Dao, there was a sudden 'bang~~~', which startled everyone.
Even Brother Dao on the big screen was so frightened that he hung up the phone.
I saw that Xiaojun was still studying the password of the box, but Heipi was impatient, so he went down with a hammer and opened the box.
"It's long overdue."
"What are you doing with that energy?"
"I'm just going down with a hammer."
The audience in the movie theater, seeing this scene, applauded one after another, and said in a black tone.
"It's a pity, such a good box was smashed like this." Brother Dao came over and saw that the boxes were all hammered, so he complained.
A few people looked through the contents of the box, and Heipi was stunned by the high-tech equipment inside, one would rummage through this, and the other would look at this.