39. What the hell did you do
As the eldest of the three, Brother Dao saw the photos of jadeite in the box and the newspaper that reported the value of jadeite.
This made the three of them think of stealing this jadeite.
This is a jade worth eight million, as long as they get it, the three of them will get rich directly.
At this point in the movie, the audience finally understood it, and the three story lines in the movie were finally connected.
Such a multi-line narrative shooting technique not only surprised people in the circle, but even ordinary audiences felt very novel.
If Mo Wen knew that everyone was so interested, he would be very happy, which showed that his plan was implemented perfectly, and everything was going in the direction he set.
Everyone began to accept his novel movie.
When the time comes, when he shoots Xingye's nonsensical comedy movies, he is not afraid that the audience will not be able to accept it.
The picture flashed, and the people of the three parties began to work hard for this jade worth eight million.
Especially when the audience heard the black skin's sentence 'brand, Baleno', some viewers coaxed and said: "How much Baleno gives you, my Heilan House will pay double." ”
"What is double counting, we crowdfund ten times for Hongxing Erke."
Then looking down, a wave of thieves, a big thief, and a group of amateur security guards all entered the Luohan Temple.
When Heipi saw the jade, he shouted there again, going over and smashing the glass cover of the protector jadeite with a hammer, and directly snatched the jadeite and ran to see who could catch up with him.
In the end, he was stopped by Brother Dao, and repeatedly emphasized to Heipi: "Pay attention to your quality, quality." ”
"You've done everything in a trick, what quality do you have."
"A thief even talks about quality."
"It's a strange thing in the world."
"You know what? This is called theft. ”
"Strange idea."
"If you don't support the wall, I'll obey you."
Seeing this, the audience began to laugh and complain again.
Then the picture flashed, Xie Xiaomeng appeared again at the Great Perfection, his clumsy pickling skills, no one could fool him, but it made the audience laugh.
And Bao Shihong and Brother Dao live next door.
Bao Shihong asked Sanbao to nail the map to the wall, but the map on Brother Dao's side was shocked and fell down.
"What qualities. What is the knock in the middle of the night? This line with a special accent immediately amused many audiences.
The next day, Brother Dao and the thief were still preparing, and Xie Xiaomeng hooked up with the beauty before.
In order to please this beauty, Xie Xiaomeng actually bought a piece of high-imitation jadeite for 200 yuan on the street.
took advantage of the opportunity to take pictures of the jadeite, and easily dropped the real jadeite.
In the end, Xie Xiaomeng used the name of her birthday to get the beauty drunk, and even gave the jade to the beauty.
Seeing this, the audience in the cinema was stunned and sighed.
"Damn, this fat man is really willing."
"With such a big capital, just to make a girl of this color?"
Although she has always been said to be a beauty, in fact, this so-called beauty looks like that, a little better than ordinary, but she has definitely not reached the level of beauty.
Xie Xiaomeng's operation immediately made the audience incomprehensible.
And the girls who watched the movie with their boyfriends put their hands on their boyfriends' waists.
"Look at other people, although they don't have money, they are so willing to give up the women they like." The girls said to their boyfriends, and their hands began to spin vigorously.
"Hiss~~~" Suddenly, there were bursts of painful inhalation in all major movie theaters.
No matter what world you are in, your fellow men are all victims.
If Mo Wen knew that this scene would provoke the majority of male compatriots to be murdered, he didn't know whether to cry or laugh.
The next thing is the three parties, in order to quickly make a fake jade worth 200 yuan in the Luohan Temple, no one took advantage.
Just when Xiaojun and Heipi were drinking on the street because of their failure to steal jadeite, Heipi saw Xie Xiaomeng taking the beautiful woman to open a house.
As soon as the picture turned, Heipi and Xiaojun took Brother Dao into the hotel to arrest the rapist.
Seeing this, everyone knew that this beauty turned out to be Brother Dao's girlfriend.
"There's a good show to watch now." Seeing the audience here, they thought to themselves.
The next plot made the laughter in the movie theater last for a long time.
The main reason is that Brother Dao's lines are so funny that everyone's laughter can't stop at all.
I saw Brother Dao and Heipi pressing Xie Xiaomeng's head on the toilet, and Brother Dao asked excitedly, "Did you do it?" ”
"Didn't do it." Xie Xiaomeng hurriedly explained.
"The bed is all on it, you said you didn't do it, you treat me as a second" Brother Dao slapped Xie Xiaomeng a few times and said angrily.
"It's done." was beaten a few times by Brother Dao, and then pressed his head into the toilet by Heipi, so frightened that Xie Xiaomeng hurriedly said.
"You're really doing it, ah! You're really it. Xie Xiaomeng's words made Brother Dao stand up angrily and press Xie Xiaomeng's head into the toilet again.
The audience's laughter has not stopped, but the picture on the big screen is flashing, Brother Dao's girlfriend and Xiaojun are lying on the bed.
I only heard Xiaojun say to Brother Dao's girlfriend: "What do you like about him, is he better than the eldest brother?" Is he better than me? How can you do that kind of thing, worthy of big brother? Are you worthy of me? ”
Seeing this, the audience was stunned, what is the situation?
It's normal to be sorry Brother Dao, but I'm sorry what the hell is his Xiaojun?
At this time, Brother Dao's girlfriend spoke.
"I'm sorry for my big brother with him, so I'm worthy of my big brother with you?" Brother Dao's girlfriend said.
"I'm sorry for the eldest brother, aren't we all a family, you and I don't have to suffer if the fat water doesn't flow into the fields of outsiders, right, but what you say to him is cheaper than outsiders." When Xiao Jun heard Brother Dao's girlfriend's words, he quickly asked her to be quiet, and then whispered to Brother Dao's girlfriend.
Seeing this, the audience in the cinema knew that this Brother Dao's girlfriend had more than one green hat for Brother Dao, and she had a leg with this Xiaojun long before she opened a room with Xie Xiaomeng.
This kind of operation stunned the audience.
The picture flashed again, and then turned to Brother Dao. Brother Dao held a mobile phone in his hand, walking back and forth, not knowing who he was talking to.
"My daughter-in-law was put to sleep and no one cares."
"I'm not married, but we have a real relationship."
"No one cares if you get married? Is there any royal law? ”
"What kind of lawyer are you? Hey~Hey~~~"