The audience in the cinema also looked confused when they saw this.

"What is this?"

"Superpowers?"

"I've been slapped in the face now."

"I hate it the most like this."

"Just teach him a lesson."

"Look at him, will he dare to look down on us mainlanders in the future."

The audience in the cinema whispered, and their faces unconsciously showed their aunt's smile.

Then, the picture on the big screen turned, and a shrine platform appeared, but a dog was enshrined on the shrine, which looked very nondescript.

At this time, a woman's voice came from the picture: "Hey~~ Hurry up and touch the cards, after playing this round, it's just two hundred rounds." ”

"I haven't closed my eyes for three days and three nights, and I'm exhausted..... another woman's voice rang out.

"What are you doing, you don't want to play." A man's voice rang out.

The picture on the big screen also shifted to a mahjong table.

At this time, a black noodle dish played by Wu Da, who is a little fat and a little obscene, is the third uncle in Zuo Songxing's mouth, with a cigarette in his mouth, suddenly stood up and said loudly: "Oops, it's bad." ”

Hearing the words of the black noodle dish, the other three people sitting on the mahjong immediately raised their heads and asked.

"What a." The chubby woman in her forties, who was sitting across from the black noodle dish, asked.

"What's wrong." To the left of the black noodle dish, a man in his thirties and forties said.

"What's wrong?" Sitting on the right hand side of the black noodle dish, the woman who was dressed casually and put one foot on the stool said.

This woman is Ah Ping played by Wu Jun, who plays a dusty woman in the movie.

"My nephew came from Yangcheng today, I forgot to pick him up, I'm leaving." After saying that, he walked to the side.

"Hey~~ Black noodle dish, you want to find an excuse to repay the debt, you have to go and settle the account first." Ah Ping, played by Wu Jun, saw that the black noodle dish was leaving, and immediately stood up and shouted.

Hearing Ah Ping's shout, the black noodle dish that had already walked to the door immediately stopped, turned around arrogantly, threw the cigarette in his hand to the ground, and said to Ah Ping: "Hmph! Did I say I wouldn't come? Can I bring my nephew back and come back? Settle the score, you win steadily. ”

"Hehe, if you win steadily, won't you know after the fight? Ah Ping, oh~~~" When the man heard the words of the black noodle dish before, he immediately stood up and said, and finally licked the dog and said to Ah Ping, who was holding a cigarette in his mouth.

"Okay, I'll go to visit Master Guan and drown you by urinating." The black noodle dish seemed to have fallen for their agitation, and the nephew didn't care, said to Ah Ping, turned around and walked to the bathroom.

"Then I'll go and worship the Howling Sky Dog and smoke you to death with." Ah Ping said not to be outdone.

After Ah Ping turned to leave, the man who was about thirty or forty years old smiled cheaply, and said to Ah Ping, "Hey~~~ Ah Ping, you are good to go." This dog-licking look gave goosebumps to the audience in the movie theater.

Seeing that Ah Ping had already walked away, the man sat down and continued to arrange the mahjong in his hand.

Seeing this man sit down, the woman who was sitting opposite the black noodle dish said to the man: "Selling fish, you want to make a dancing girl Ah Ping, why don't you put your business aside and come to play mahjong with her all day long, what good is she about." ”

"Hey~~ She has a big ass and is very good at giving birth. Hey~~ You always say people, look at yourself, you're not young, find someone to marry, and you can have a home. Hearing the words of the woman who was about forty years old, Yu Sheng immediately fought back at her.

"People can't find a suitable one~~~," the woman in her forties snorted.

"Not suitable? I see you're waiting for the black noodle dish. Yusheng said immediately.

"Who said I like black noodles?" The woman in her forties said stiffly.

"Everyone can see it, you have to think about it carefully, those who love to gamble will not end well." The woman who sold the fish Sheng didn't care about the hard-mouthed woman, and said directly to her.

Seeing this, the audience in the cinema finally understood the relationship between these people.

The black noodle dish played by Wu Da is the third uncle of the previous actor Zuo Songxing, and Ah Ping played by Wu Jun is a dancer who likes to fight with black noodle dishes.

And the fish seller likes the dancing girl Ah Ping and is currying favor with her. Another woman in her thirties and forties was fond of black noodles.

At this time, on the big screen of the movie, the black noodle dish also came out of the toilet, and when I passed by, I happened to see Ah Ping worshipping her so-called roaring dog in front of the god platform that appeared before, and said with words in her mouth: "Worship the little god dog first, and then smoke you to death with." ”

After speaking, Ah Ping turned around and left the shrine, and said with a smile: "Bless me for defeating black noodle dishes." ”

After Ah Ping left, the black noodle dish immediately flashed out from behind, and Zhou Dai said in front of the Shentai: "There are no taboos, what is not good to worship, worship a yellow dog, eat bananas." ”

After speaking, the black noodle dish smashed a banana between the two oranges on the altar, which looked like a man's lifeblood.

"Come on, come on, keep going, kill one less family, what about Ah Ping?" Then, Black Noodles walked back to the mahjong table and asked the two of them.

"I'm going to the toilet, what's the hurry, I'm in a hurry to deliver the money." Yusheng said to the black noodle dish.

"Shut your crow's mouth." The black noodle dish immediately went back.

"Oh, black noodles, they're dozens of years old, and they're still so impulsive, people provoke you to say two sentences, and you don't even care about your nephew, go pick him up." Said the woman sitting across from the black noodle dish.

"You think I don't even care about my nephew when I get provoked, I'll tell you honestly, I'm really afraid to see my nephew." The dark horse said weakly to the woman sitting across from her.

"Why?" The woman opposite the black dish immediately asked.

"Have you ever heard of congenital dyscontrol?" Kurome asked, poking her head out.

"What is congenital disorder of congenital disorder?" When Yu Sheng heard the words of the black noodle dish, he immediately asked with a smile.

And the woman on the other side of the black noodle dish looked at the black noodle dish with a puzzled expression, indicating that she didn't know either.

"Congenital loss of control is that you lose control anytime and anywhere, and you don't know what you've done." Blackface didn't understand them, so he explained.

"I still don't quite understand." Even after listening to the explanation of the black noodle dish, he still said with an expression that I didn't understand.

"How can your little brain understand, this is a genetic disease in our family, my grandmother is like this, my sister gets sick as soon as she calls her, my uncle said, it is the sound that affects the brain waves, he called my uncle is fine, as soon as I add three words, I lose control." Dark Horse went on to explain.