80. Are you the head of the Emei faction?
"What happens if you lose control?" The woman sitting across from the black noodle dish asked curiously.
"Then you'd better stay away from me, or I'm afraid I'll you." Hey, hey~~~" Hearing the woman's words, the black noodle said with a lewd smile.
"me? I don't know how long I've been waiting. The woman sitting on the black face thought to herself with a shy face when she heard the words of the black noodle dish.
"Then if you lose control, will you and pee." Yu Sheng also asked curiously.
"You can pull it, you have a mouth full of it." The black noodle dish was sold as a fish sheng, so he pulled his face and said to him.
The audience in the movie theater, seeing this, basically knows everyone's character settings, but they all feel that this movie doesn't seem to be very good.
It's all some kind of nonsense, and there's no laugh.
That's it?
Also comedy?
Those who had watched Mo Wen before never expected to be with the crazy stone, but the audience felt that Mo Wen's new movie, compared with the previous ones, the laughter was not so dense, and they were a little disappointed.
At this time, the picture on the big screen turned and came to the street, and a voice came, it was Zuo Songxing's voice: "It's strange, it's seven o'clock, why don't these Xiangjiang people get up to work." ”
Zuo Songxing came to the door of an old-fashioned house, and a boy at the gate was talking to the intercom at the door: "I worked overtime all night last night, how can I go back to find other boys." ”
When the audience in the movie theater saw this, they were all thundered.
"I didn't expect that in that era, the people of Xiangjiang would be so open."
"You know what? Men and women are for the purpose of reproducing the next generation, and men and men are true love. ”
"Men on men."
"Greet the man."
There was a lot of joy in the movie theater, but Zuo Songxing took out a note on the big screen, the handwriting on it was no longer wet with sweat or something, and a few words were blurred, and it was impossible to see what was written on it.
"Oops. The address is blurred, whether it's the sixth floor or the seventh floor. Zuo Songxing muttered depressedly.
The boy was still explaining to the person on the intercom, but Zuo Songxing came to the road with his luggage and said smartly: "Instead of shouting layer by layer, otherwise call here." ”
Then, the audience in the movie theater saw Zuo Songxing with his hands on his hips, looking up at the sky, bending his waist, and shouting loudly upstairs: "Third uncle~~~!" ”
The elongated sound immediately caused a burst of laughter from the audience in the movie theater, which was so interesting.
And before Zuo Songxing finished shouting, a pile of garbage was suddenly thrown upstairs, which frightened Zuo Songxing and fled immediately, otherwise, looking at the volume of those garbage, if it was smashed, he would become a vegetative person if he didn't die.
At this time, the picture on the big screen changed, and the man who greeted the man before was still saying to the intercom on the door: "Danny, what do you want me to do before you open the door." ”
"I won't open the door until you say you love me very much." Another man's voice came over the intercom.
"Okay, okay, I love you, I love you......" The man who greeted the man had to compromise and said into the intercom I love you.
It may be that Zuo Songxing's arrival made this man who greeted the man feel a little embarrassed, and immediately lowered his voice and said I love you.
And his actions immediately aroused Zuo Songxing's curiosity, walked to his side, and stared at the man who greeted the man.
As soon as the man who greeted the man was about to speak, Zuo Songxing stretched his head over to eavesdrop, but the man who greeted the man stopped, and Zuo Songxing stood up straight again.
When he was about to speak again, Zuo Songxing stretched his head over again to eavesdrop, and after some tugging, the man who greeted the man was forced to have no choice, so he had to quickly say "I love you" several times in a row.
As soon as the man who greeted the man finished speaking, the door opened, and the man immediately dodged into the gate and closed the door.
Even Zuo Songxing kept telling him to wait, but he ignored it.
Zuo Songxing had no choice, and after saying a word of selfishness to the door, he had to walk to the intercom by himself, and also imitated the man who greeted the man, straightened his tie and hair, and said to the intercom with a serious face I love you.
At this time, an old lady walked to the door and took out the key to open the door, but she was startled when she heard Zuo Songxing saying I love you over there.
The frightened old lady hurriedly opened the door and walked in.
This time, Zuo Songxing learned to be obedient, and immediately ran over to pull the open door, and at the same time sighed in his mouth: "Oh, Xiangjiang is really advanced." ”
After entering the gate, Zuo Songxing walked to the elevator entrance, but found that the old lady was avoiding him with a frightened face, and Zuo Songxing just smiled and didn't speak.
After the elevator came, the two entered the elevator, and the old lady protected the wooden sword in her hand in front of her, and looked at Zuo Songxing with a frightened face, obviously Zuo Songxing's previous actions, which made the old lady feel that he was a pervert.
Zuo Songxing saw that the atmosphere in the elevator was a little awkward, so he wanted to say something to ease the atmosphere, but saw Zuo Songxing approaching the old lady and said to him: "Are you the head of the Emei faction?" ”
Zuo Songxing's move immediately frightened the old lady, picked up the wooden sword in his hand, and slammed it at Zuo Songxing.
After the elevator reached the sixth floor, the old lady immediately ran out, shouting loudly: "Ah Song, open the door quickly, there is a pervert." ”
This scene made the audience in the cinema laugh.
At the same time, the old lady's performance in the movie also won the favor of the audience.
And in the following period of time, due to the fire of the gambling saint, this old lady also became very popular, received a lot of commercial performances, and made a lot of money.
This is the charm of Xingye's movies, even if it is a supporting role, it is very brilliant. As long as you perform well, it's still easy to become famous.
At this time, Zuo Songxing also walked out of the elevator, touching his beaten head, and muttered: "Grandma, why are you hitting me with a sword?" Could it be the Kunlun faction? Oh, you don't have to be wrong, you dead old woman. ”
After speaking, Zuo Songxing came to the corridor, put down his luggage, and shouted loudly into the corridor: "Third uncle~~~"
At this time, Zuo Songxing looked at the corridor with a smile on his face, and heard the sound of the door opening in his ears, thinking that he could find his third uncle, who knew that he was greeted by a pile of garbage.
Frightened, Zuo Songxing hurriedly picked up his luggage and ran upstairs.
But when Zuo Songxing came upstairs in the corridor, he found that everyone was waiting for him.