82. I must make a promise by example
As the laughter broke out one by one, now those fans who are unheard of have finally regained their previous feelings.
They all thought to themselves, "This is Mo Wen's style." ”
After that, the black noodles on the big screen looked at Zuo Songxing again, until the black noodles wanted to smoke, but he couldn't find a lighter, Zuo Songxing used the perspective of the special function to tell him that there was a lighter in the sticker box on the table.
Then Zuo Songxing saw through perspective that the little girl Xiaolan outside was about to fall, and reminded loudly that everyone rushed out to find that Xiaolan had indeed fallen on the balcony.
This scene shocked the black noodle dish, and asked Zuo Songxing with an incredible face: "You can also see it through the wall." ”
"I can see it if I want to." Zuo Songxing wiped his sweat with a handkerchief and said.
"What color are my bottoms?" The black noodle still felt a little unbelievable, so she asked.
"You're not wearing it." Zuo Songxing looked down at the crotch of the black noodle dish, and then said.
Zuo Songxing's words were so frightened that he hurriedly covered his crotch with his hands, so frightened that the cigarettes in his mouth fell.
Then, the black noodle dish came to the mahjong table again, stacked some cards and asked Zuo Songxing, "What cards do I have in my hand?" ”
"Mahjong." Zuo Songxing said.
"What mahjong tiles." Kurome continued to ask.
"Mahjong tiles made of plastic." Zuo Songxing said innocently.
"What kind of mahjong tiles am I covering?" Kurometana asked earnestly again.
At this time, the audience saw Zuo Songxing shaking his head, his eyes shining, staring at the mahjong on the table with a serious face, and then said: "The four cards in the middle are rich, the left four are rich, and the right is four whiteboards, that's all." ”
Hearing Zuo Songxing's words, the black noodle dish also slowly lifted the mahjong in his hand with a serious face to take a look, and sure enough, it was exactly the same as what Zuo Songxing said.
"Oh my god, what a god." Kurome said with a look of surprise.
At this time, the audience in the movie theater knew that this Zuo Songxing actually had clairvoyance, and at the beginning of the previous movie, Zuo Songxing got a can of soda by holding down the vending machine with both hands.
It turns out that this actor Zuo Songxing actually has superpowers.
After that, on the big screen, the black noodle dish took Zuo Songxing to the street outside.
The black noodle dish told Zuo Songxing that in this Xiangjiang, there is gold everywhere, as long as there is money, this is heaven.
also bewitched Zuo Songxing and said that as long as Zuo Songxing could apply his special functions to gambling, the two of them would make a lot of money.
And when Black Noodles took Zuo Songxing to meet a couple of men and women, the woman said that she was going to get married, and Black Noodles inspired her to say congratulations, and asked Zuo Songxing to congratulate others.
Who knew that Zuo Songxing opened his mouth that I would do it when the two got married.
This sentence made the three of them very embarrassed, Zuo Songxing saw that it was wrong to be angry, and then said: "The two of you get married, I will definitely come to the cave room." ”
This made everyone even more embarrassed, and the black noodle dish had to pull Zuo Songxing and hurry away.
The audience in the cinema was immediately amused and laughed.
Then there is the black noodle dish to teach Zuo Songxing how to play various gambling equipment, which can be regarded as familiarizing Zuo Songxing with the rules.
Then the black noodle dish took Zuo Songxing to the casino and killed all sides in the casino.
It's just that the black noodle dish is more arrogant, and he likes to do the kind of things that hurt others and himself, and in the end he was punched by a group of gamblers, and his eyes were blackened.
After leaving the casino, the black noodles were intercepted by a group of gamblers, and the black noodles originally wanted to be a hero, but they knew that they were beaten by those gamblers.
In the end, it was Zuo Songxing who made a move to defeat those gamblers.
At this time, the black noodle dish saw that Zuo Songxing had beaten all the people, and ran out again to pretend to be forced, saying that Zuo Songxing was still young, what should he do if his head was broken? In the future, when you encounter such a thing, you will run first. Something for his uncle to solve.
Who knew that as soon as he finished speaking, Zuo Songxing turned around and ran away.
It turned out that a large group of people came running from behind, still with weapons in their hands, and killed the two of them.
The audience in the cinema was shocked that Zuo Songxing's skills were good, and they were amused by Zuo Songxing's operation.
As soon as the picture on the big screen turned, Zuo Songxing ran onto the road and was almost hit by a bright red roadster.
When Zuo Songxing got out of the way, the convertible sports car immediately continued to drive forward.
Seeing this, Zuo Songxing jumped into the convertible sports car.
After sitting in the back seat of the roadster, Zuo Songxing realized that it was a woman who was driving.
So, Zuo Songxing opened his mouth and said: "I'm sorry, lesbian, it's convenient to take the trouble, I will be grateful for the picture in the future." ”
Hearing Zuo Songxing's words, the woman driving the car finally turned her head, showed a mesmerizing smile, and then said, "Then you be careful, you have to sit tight." ”
At this time, the audience in the movie theater found out that the woman who drove the car was actually played by Yang Dami.
The movie began to be close to twenty minutes, and Yang Dami, who has been promoted as the heroine, only appeared.
If it weren't for the fact that the laughter in front was a bit dense, so that everyone in the audience would have forgotten about this matter, the bees who came to support Yang Dami would have made a fuss a long time ago.
Now that they saw that Yang Dami finally appeared, and she was so beautiful, they let them relax and concentrate on watching the movie.
And on the big screen in the cinema, Zuo Songxing also saw the beautiful Yang Dami, who was not talkative, and was immediately hooked away, as if he had three souls and seven souls, and muttered in his mouth: "Thank you, I will definitely promise in the future." ”
When the audience in the movie theater saw this, they immediately began to talk in low voices.
"Then there is love at first sight, it's just a matter of seeing the color."
"If you say you promise with your body, you promise with your body."
"Go away, let me come."
"Big honey is mine, no one should rob me."
"Draw your sword."
"Just like you, you want to get involved with our goddess Da Mimi?"
It's just that the audience's discussion did not interrupt the movie, and soon, Yang Dami's car stopped.
Zuo Songxing asked Yang Dami what was wrong, and Yang Dami said that there was no oil.
Then, several cars stopped in front of Zuo Songxing and Yang Dami.
Zuo Songxing asked Yang Dami what was going on, why there were so many people chasing her.
Yang Dami replied lightly: "I became their boss." ”
Zuo Songxing was also stunned by this answer.
Those who chased and killed Yang Dami didn't care so much, and they scolded directly after getting out of the car.
Zuo Songxing saw that the other party was overwhelmed, and he also felt that it was difficult to do, so he stepped forward and hugged his fists and said: "Brother, everyone is from all over the world, and it is not possible to be a family five hundred years ago, so you can't kill each other for such a small thing as killing your eldest brother." In fact, I know very well the feelings of your eldest brother who died today, because, when I was three years old, I was also the eldest brother, and not only that, when I was four years old, I also died of my younger brother. ”