81. You think you're a boba

Zuo Songxing laughed suddenly, pulled his throat, and just shouted out the word 'three', and before the word 'uncle' in the back could be shouted, a pile of garbage was thrown over, so frightened that Zuo Songxing hurriedly ran out of the building.

"Okay, I'll just sit here and wait, I don't believe you don't go out." Zuo Songxing put his luggage on the newsstand next to the gate, picked up the shoes that he had run away from because he had just fled in a hurry, and said while wiping his shoes.

After putting on his shoes, Zuo Songxing muttered in his mouth again: "If he really doesn't go out, then I'm not miserable?" ”

At this moment, Zuo Songxing saw a newspaper on the newsstand next to him, which read, 'The tragedy of the Shenjing Massacre, the masked murderer with seven corpses and eight lives is on the run', and he suddenly had an idea in his heart.

"Third uncle, you can't escape." Zuo Songxing thought as he walked towards the tolerance who was patrolling the road.

Zuo Songxing ran to the tolerance and asked, "Comrade, do you know about the Shenjing Massacre?" ”

"How could I not have known such big news." The woman said.

"I know who the murderer is, he lives in this building, but I don't know which one he lives in, I have a picture of him." Zuo Songxing said while pointing to the residential building behind him.

At the same time, Zuo Songxing also took out a photo of a black noodle dish and showed it to the female tolerance.

When the audience in the cinema saw this, they smiled again.

"There's something about this Zuo Songxing."

"It's a good job."

"Uncle Strength Pit."

"It's a good way to find someone."

"Next time I can't find anyone, I'll use this method too."

"You can really be punished, this method is more handcuffed."

"This is also making a movie, in the real world, if you dare to try it like this, it is recommended to watch more videos of 'Extralegal Maniac Zhang San'."

Just as the audience in the movie theater was talking in a low voice, the picture on the big screen turned, and several people in the black noodle dish were still playing mahjong, and the black noodle dish was really killing the Quartet, just about to touch himself in the thirteenth place, and the one who laughed was called a win, and he said in his mouth: "I even won more than a dozen handfuls, if this one is self-drawn, I can't afford to lose Ah Ping if I sell it." ”

"If Ah Ping wants to sell it, he will sell it to me." Hearing the words of the black noodle dish, licking the dog and selling Yusheng immediately said.

At the urging of several people, Black Noodles saw that the 'Ninety Thousand' in his hand was the card he was going to draw himself, and just when Black Noodles stood up and was about to shout to touch himself, a few tolerances knocked open the door of Black Noodles.

As soon as a few tolerances entered the door, the black noodle dish was pressed on the mahjong table, and the good hand of the black noodle dish was also scattered.

This move startled several people, and they were asking what was wrong.

"This is the big butcher of Shenjing, who raped and killed a family of seven last night." Seeing the crowd asking, a tolerance explained.

"So you're so ruthless." Hearing the policeman's words, Ah Ping said with an incredulous expression.

"I'm not, it's not me." Black Noodles quickly explained.

"A few of us have been playing mahjong last night, how can he have time to go out and rape and kill a family of seven." Yu Sheng also stood up and testified at this time.

"yes, you've got the wrong person." At this time, the black noodle dish broke away from the hands of the tolerance and explained.

"We have eyewitnesses to the misidentification." The tolerance immediately retorted.

"Who are the eyewitnesses?" Hearing Tolerance's words, Black Noodles immediately became angry and asked loudly.

"That's him." The tolerance pointed out the door.

Everyone looks back, who is not Zuo Songxing?

"It's me, do you recognize me, I'm Ah Xing." At this time, Zuo Songxing also shouted outside the door with a smile on his face.

Seeing that it was his nephew Zuo Songxing, Hei Mian Cai was immediately angry and scolded: "It's you big broom." ”

"Yes, yes, yes, yes, it's me, third uncle~~" Zuo Songxing also walked into the room with a smile on his face, and finally called out the third uncle, and the word uncle also dragged out the tone.

And when he heard Zuo Songxing's sentence of the third uncle, the black face was out of control, and he got up with a tolerance, and kept shouting: "Gan Bada, Gan Bada." ”

The other tolerance also wanted to go up and pull away the black noodle dish, but who knew that he was pressed to the wall by the black noodle that turned around again, and was 'Ganbada' by the black noodle dish.

Just when everyone was in a mess, Zuo Songxing came out and explained: "It's okay, don't be nervous, everyone will be fine after a while." ”

Soon, the black noodle dish calmed down and asked everyone with a confused face, "What did I do?" ”

"Look, I said it's okay." At this time, Zuo Songxing saw that the black noodle dish was fine, and also came out and said.

"You just hugged that tolerance and slammed 'Ganbada', third uncle." At this time, Zuo Songxing continued to speak.

This sentence of the third uncle made the black noodle dish out of control again, and it was another meal of 'Ganbada' with a tolerance.

The tolerance who was held by the black noodle vegetable shouted for help, and the other tolerance wanted to help, but was stopped by Zuo Songxing, and said in his mouth: "My third uncle is not a pervert, isn't it, third uncle, third uncle, third uncle." ”

The black noodle dish was stimulated even more crazy by the continuous sound of the third uncle.

"He's really out of control." Ah Ping saw this scene next to her and said with a look of surprise.

"Didn't my chance come? Finally it was my turn. Seeing this, the woman who liked black noodles thought to herself with a shy face.

With that, the woman walked up to the black noodle and pulled her collar open, making an expression that you will come to me and I will not resist.

It's a pity that her wish was disappointed, and when she came to him, Black Noodles had already come to her senses, looked at the woman in front of her, and asked her with a confused face, "What are you doing?" You think you're a boba. ”

"I'm sorry, I was impulsive, I'm sorry, I was impulsive." And the woman was embarrassed when faced with such a situation.

After saying sorry to everyone, the woman escaped from the room, which made everyone laugh, and Ah Pingha laughed and said, "Mushroom." ”

At this time, everyone knew that this woman's name was Hua Mushroom.

This dramatic scene immediately caused the audience in the cinema to laugh, and they slowly began to accept this nonsensical comedy style.

As soon as the picture turned, Black Noodles and Zuo Songxing were sitting in the room, and Black Noodles was reprimanding Zuo Songxing.

"Look at you, people don't look like people, ghosts don't look like ghosts, even your hair looks like a fake." Kuroda scolded angrily.

What the audience didn't expect was that Zuo Songxing also reached out and grabbed his head, and actually took down a wig.

Especially Zuo Songxing said innocently: "I thought Xiangjiang was popular." ”

This scene made the audience in the cinema burst into laughter again.