Li Hui didn't know about His Majesty Li Er's mental activities, so he just smiled and said, "Everyone—just look at it!" ”

As he spoke, he opened the small mirror box in his hand, and then handed it to Fang Xuanling and a few others to circulate and watch.

"This! It's so clear! Fang Xuanling was surprised when he got the photo in his hand, but before he could take the heat, he was snatched by others.

"Just take a look, show me!"

"Ouch! That's so clear! ”

"Second carbon, don't take a photo, it's so dark! Hurry up and take a picture of me! ”

"Shhh It turns out that I am so white1! It turns out that my face is yellow when I look in the mirror. ”

"No matter how white you are, isn't you just a white fat man?"

"You old black bird! You repeat! His Majesty Li Er saw that the ministers were in chaos, and even began to fight.

Suddenly, his face darkened and said angrily: "Ahem! A group of high-ranking officials and generals are like splashing skin in the market, scrambling and arguing! What kind of system is this?! If it spreads, how will the people of the world think about it?! ”

How dare these people fight in front of me! I'm so angry!

The most important thing is that I don't know how to show it to me first! I'm still curious!

"Hey, hey! Your Majesty, please look! Cheng Biting Jin, who was the last to grab it, saw that the saint was angry, and hurriedly offered the things.

Well, that's pretty much it! His Majesty Li Er reached out and took the small mirror box.

Open it with a snap! Soon 1!

His majestic face appeared on the mirror!

It's so clear and real! His Majesty Li Er was secretly taken aback, but he didn't show it, just continued to follow it.

Well! I'm so handsome! It's a handsome 360-degree without dead ends!

From this point of view, Li Hui's kid is even worse than me! Right! Lose it!

His Majesty Li Er looked in the mirror from various Nandu, and at the same time was narcissistic and obscene.

When he finished lewd, he closed the lid, skillfully put it into his arms and said, "This thing is really good!" I'm gone. ”

Take it back and show it to Guanyin, the little request has another chance! Hey! His Majesty Li Er was secretly happy in his heart.

Seeing this, the ministers threw resentful glances at His Majesty Li Er, but His Majesty Li Er was cheeky and directly pretended not to see it!

"It's okay!" When Li Hui saw it, a smile tugged at the corner of his mouth and ordered, "Lian'er!" Go and take the rest except one and divide the rest among the princes. ”

Of course, this advertisement has to cover a wide range of areas, and it can't be all robbed by His Majesty Li Er, so Li Hui didn't take it all out just now.

"It's still a colt!"

"My kid said that the horse is the most righteous, and it's really good!"

"Thank you, colt! Benevolence! ”

The ministers immediately began to pat their ass.

His Majesty Li Er was a little dumbfounded, he just thought that there was only one more, so he was cheeky to grab it, but he didn't expect there to be so many! So what am I grabbing?!

His Majesty Li Er pondered for a moment, and then said to Li Hui: "The one left is for me." ”

"That's not good, that's for Ruying." Li Hui shook his head lightly and asked again, "Doesn't Your Majesty already have one?" ”

"This is for the Queen!" His Majesty Li Er quibbled: "I haven't taken the one yet!" ”

Hearing His Majesty Li Er's cheeky words, the ministers who had just got the small mirror box bowed their heads silently, for fear that His Majesty Li Er's red face would be seen by His Majesty Li Er.

Li Hui simply laughed: "Hehe, then there is no way!" I don't have it anymore, so please go to the grocery store and buy it in the future, Your Majesty. ”

His Majesty Li Er saw that he couldn't get it out from Li Hui, and turned his eyes to Cheng Biting Jindao, who was bowing his head and holding back a smile.

"Cheng Zhijie, you don't want this mirror to be of much use, right? Why don't you give it to me? ”

"It's useless! It's very useful! I can use it to tidy up my appearance! In the future, His Majesty will be comfortable to watch, isn't it? ”

Cheng Yanjin hurriedly protected the small mirror box with both hands and explained with a smile on his face.

Hum! I haven't seen you tidy up any grooming! His Majesty Li Er knew that this was an excuse, but it was not good to really grab it.

After all, in public, it is one thing to hold it in your hand and keep it, and it is another thing to snatch it in someone else's hands.

It's so good that I forgot the pain of the scar, and now I forgot to give me the good things first!

Hum! I'll clean you up later! His Majesty Li Er secretly wrote down Cheng Yanjin's name in the small book in his heart.13

Emperor Li Er was unhappy, but he saw that Li Hui was calm on the side, and he was angry. He said to Li Hui: "Give me one more, I want to give it to the queen!" ”

"Your Majesty, isn't it okay to give your own to the queen?" Li Hui smiled.

His Majesty Li Er was angry and said, "Give the roast suckling pig to the queen and bring one back!" Pigs are also caught

Go back a few heads and give them to the ministers! ”

Hum...... If I am not happy, I will eat your pork.

His Majesty Li Er thought arrogantly.

Li Hui shook his head and chuckled, not caring.

The large-scale promotion of pork requires the help of the royal family.

I was about to make some preparations for this matter, but I didn't expect His Majesty Li Er to take the initiative to bring it up.

"Your Majesty is wise......"

"What a sin, the minister has only now discovered the delicacy of pork......"

"Such a delicacy, the minister actually regarded it as chaff before......"

You can also eat pork...... Some ministers were happy and secretly looking forward to it.

"I just don't know how the pony gets rid of the fishy smell of pork?" When the ministers were suddenly happy, the eldest grandson Wuji suddenly asked.

The ministers were stunned when they heard this, and they all looked at Li Hui, which was a common question in their hearts.

His Majesty Li Er also looked at Li Hui, the reason why pork was not recognized before

It's because there are no pigs, but because the smell of pigs is too strong to get rid of.

If the fishy smell of pork can be removed, then it will solve the problem that people can't eat meat, you must know that compared to cattle, pigs are not as precious as cattle!

Today's Tang Dynasty, even if it is a group of ministers and nobles, it is more difficult to eat meat, let alone the common people!

If you can really make the pork fishy, what kind of merit will it be for Datang and the people?

Thinking of this, His Majesty Li Er's eyes became hot.

"Your Majesty knows, what do I want that chicken cutting eunuch for?" Li Hui smiled.

"You mean, the eunuch who cuts the chicken can remove the smell of pork?" His Majesty Li Er frowned.

"Hmm." Li Hui nodded.

"Are you kidding me?" His Majesty Li Er imitated Li Hui's tone, laughing and mocking.

"Why did Your Majesty say that?" Li Hui was surprised.

His Majesty Li Er said proudly: "What is in the palace of the chicken cutting eunuch is that if the chicken cutting eunuch can remove the smell of pork, pork would have been promoted a long time ago, but now pork has not been promoted, why is this?" ”

Finding some face in front of the ministers, His Majesty Li Er showed a comfortable smile.

"yes, why?" Li Hui asked rhetorically.

"Because the eunuch who cuts the chicken doesn't know how to get rid of the fish!" His Majesty Li Er is very proud, if they know how to get rid of the fish, why don't the royal family eat pork?

"Your Majesty is right, how can the eunuch who cuts the chicken know?"

"The old minister has never heard that the eunuch who cuts the chicken can go fishy."

"After all, the colt still has too little life experience......"

The ministers echoed and agreed with His Majesty Li Er's statement.

Hum...... You kid also said things wrong, isn't the role of the eunuch who cuts the chicken still unclear?

A faint smile appeared on His Majesty Li Er's face, it was not easy to finally win Li Hui once......

"Does Your Majesty want to gamble?" A faint smile appeared on Li Hui's face.

"Bet on...""His Majesty Li Er has been stagnant, and he has never won a bet with this kid......

Immediately, His Majesty Li Er saw the smile on Li Hui's face, and suddenly thought, is this kid teasing me? Deliberately holding me back? But it is a fact that Li Hui removed the pork from the fish......

"Are you really sure that the chicken cutting eunuch was used to remove the pork from the fish?" His Majesty Li Er beat a drum in his heart and confirmed it again.

Li Hui smiled and nodded.

"I'm betting with you!" His Majesty Li Er was a little excited, he had been thinking about when he would be able to turn the tables, and now the opportunity has finally come.

"Bet on what?" Li Hui smiled.

"Bet on fifty percent of the mirror's profits!" His Majesty Li Er laughed heroically.

"What if Your Majesty loses?" Li Hui said.

"Lose? How could I ......" His Majesty Li Er was stunned, he really didn't seem to have won......

But this eunuch who cuts chickens, I will definitely not lose!

That's right, this kid is bluffing!

"Hmph, the princess is exempt...... If I lose, the cost of this mirror will be covered by the royal family

His Majesty Li Er has learned wisely and does not bet on the princess

Li Hui smiled and nodded, there are too many princesses, and he can't marry them, although the cost of this mirror doesn't seem to be much, but if it is promoted in a big way, it is also a big expense.

"But how could I lose?" His Majesty Li Er's face was full of confidence.

The ministers were all silent, but in their hearts, it seemed that His Majesty had never won.

Hum...... Li boy, you also have today!

I've won this time!

"How do I verify?" His Majesty Li Er said.

"It's very simple, just find the eunuch who cuts the chicken and demonstrate it on the spot." Li Hui smiled.

"Good!" His Majesty Li Er also smiled, and he suddenly realized that Li Hui didn't know everything.

It's just that...... Alas...... Am I going to win?

Subsequently, Li Hui led His Majesty Li Er and others to the pig house, and also summoned a few cooks over.

His Majesty Li Er suddenly saw Li Hui's breezy expression, and he was inexplicably a little flustered.

Could it be that this kid is really sure?

Impossible, impossible......

"Do the chicken cutters really know that they can remove the fishy smell of pork?" The corners of Li Hui's mouth rose, revealing a meaningful expression.

"They don't know, you know?" His Majesty Li Er retorted: "Where is the eunuch who cuts chickens?" ”

Li Hui smiled and didn't say much, they couldn't think out of their minds.

"What are the ponies going to do?"

"Isn't the horse going to verify whether the eunuch who cuts the chicken can get rid of the fish?"

"The eunuch who cut the chicken didn't come, how to verify it?"

The ministers were also puzzled.

"Are you teasing me?" His Majesty Li Er's face sank.

"Your Majesty, what does the eunuch of cutting chickens use for?" Li Hui smiled and asked rhetorically

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"Chicken cutting eunuchs, naturally, they are used to castrate ......," His Majesty Li Er replied subconsciously. Suddenly, there was a snort in his heart, the eunuch who cuts the chicken can naturally castrate the pig...... Could this be Li Hui's intention?

"What do you mean by letting the eunuch who cuts the chicken to castrate the pig?" Fang Xuanling asked His Majesty Li Er's question.