I began to think about how to solve the problem of hunger.

There are cars coming and going on the street, and the dust is flying, and if you want to eat, you can only eat ashes.

It's not going to work, you have to find a way to eat.

I had an idea and turned into an alley.

At this time, night has fallen, and the lights are beginning to be on.

The alley is quite large, it looks about 30 meters wide, and it is very deep, and there is no end in sight from the mouth of the alley. The shops on both sides of the alley are one after another, and there are all kinds of shops. But I didn't have the heart to think about anything else, but my stomach.

As I walked down the alley, I suddenly saw a woman in a white dress suddenly come out of a small alley, grabbed me by the arm and pulled me into the alley.

I was taken aback, but I didn't know what was going on, and I didn't want to know.

I tried my best to break free, but I didn't have the strength to break free because I was hungry.

I was dragged deep into the alley by her.

"Handsome guy, play-play." The woman said.

"I'm not here to play, I'm here to find food." I say.

"Let's eat it after playing, then it will be delicious."

"I don't want to play, I'm already."

"I knew you were hungry and thirsty, so I came to you. I can feed you, handsome. As she spoke, she leaned forward in front of me.

I found out, one look at her, and saw that she didn't have anything to eat in her hands.

I said, "You can't quench my hunger." ”

"Handsome guy, it's better to drink milk than to eat! You just drink milk. She said, and quickly lifted her clothes......

I suddenly remembered my daughter-in-law Osmanthus and that hateful Liu Mazi......

"I'm not Liu Mazi, I'm a good person......" I suddenly got energetic, and ran away.

Running into the alley, I felt really hungry, and suddenly saw a small restaurant with a fragrant smell pouring out, sucking the soul.

However, when I stepped forward, I found a problem: I had to pay the money to eat.

I knew I didn't have any money, so I had to give up.

Walking further, I saw a restaurant again, and I still paid the money to eat.

I had to go further......

Finally, I saw an opportunity --

This is a restaurant where you can eat without paying, guests come in to order, they don't have to pay, and they start eating and drinking directly after the food comes up, which is delicious.

I stepped forward and saw the master standing in front of a hot pot, sitting with a knife to cut noodles, and the noodles flew into the pot and tumbled, which made people very appetizing.

I tentatively said, "Boss, have a bowl of knife-cut noodles." "I try to pretend to be neither humble nor arrogant.

"Okay, please take a seat!" The shopkeeper warmly beckoned me to sit down, not only did he not need money, but also warmly recommended: "The side dishes in our store are very famous, and the wine is also good, why don't you come and try it?" ”

I was relieved and said, "Then let's have two side dishes." ”

"Okay, two side dishes! Also, what do you like to drink, is it wine? Or a drink? ”

The Chinese language of the shop Xiaoer is not very standard, and the drink he says makes me hear it as "drinking urine". I frowned and said, "Of course it's drinking, who will drink urine?" ”

The shopkeeper was happy and said, "Guest officer, you are really humorous!" What kind of wine do you want to drink? There are red wine, beer, and small bottles of liquor. ”

I don't know about beer, and I haven't drunk red wine. Just drink the white bar - my master Li Bai is a big wine fairy!

I said, "Little fool." ”

"Guest officer, you are a cultural person at first glance, a little foolish fairy, that is Zheng Banqiao's famous sentence - it's rare to be confused!" The shopkeeper shouted and left.

What is the Banqiao Round Bridge? I don't understand. But how did this clerk know that I was a cultural person? This makes me wonder, could it be that Shixian Li Bai revealed my information to him?

While he was thinking, he suddenly heard a female voice singing in the room:

Heaven and earth pass by in a hurry

The tide rises and falls

Grievances and grievances, life and death

A few people can see through it

The red dust is rolling and the infatuation is deep

There will be a time to gather and disperse

Leave half sober and half drunk......

I looked around the room, but I didn't see anyone singing, and at last I realized that the singing was coming from an iron box. "Heaven and earth are in a hurry"? Is this talking about me? How do you know I'm a passer-by? Maybe I won't leave when I come!

"Leave half sober and half drunk"? Is this a reminder to me? Do I need a reminder?

Although I was a cart puller before I died, I often drank a little alcohol, and the amount of alcohol was not bad. Can this little bottle of wine still get me drunk?

Maybe it's not what it used to be, and you're not familiar with life when you first arrive, so leave half of it sober. It's a big deal that I don't want it anymore after drinking this bottle.

The song is still singing.

At least you follow in your dreams

I'm betting my youth on tomorrow

You exchange your true feelings for this life

I don't know how much sorrow there is in the world

Why don't you take a walk in style......

Sing well, I can stay half sober and half drunk, but you can't help but let me go away in style......?

In the blink of an eye, two side dishes and a bottle of wine came up. I was hungry, and I ate and drank all my food and drink after dividing five by two.

The song is still singing:

The red dust is rolling and the infatuation is deep

There will be a time to gather and disperse

Leave half sober and half drunk

At least you follow in your dreams

I'm betting my youth on tomorrow

You exchange your true feelings for this life

I don't know how much sorrow there is in the world

Why don't you take a walk in style?

I don't know how much sorrow there is in the world

Why don't you take a walk in style......

Then, the steaming knife-cut noodles were served.

I devoured a few bites and ate it all.

Wiping my mouth, I thought, I can walk in style.

However, at this moment, the shopkeeper began to be quite unreasonable, and pulled me to pay the bill.

I don't even know what it means to pay the bill!

He said I was playing dumb.

I repeatedly stressed that I was not pretending to be stupid, and I did not need to be stupid.

He said directly and bluntly: "Paying is paying!" ”

I also said bluntly, "I don't have any money!" ”

"Huh? Don't have money for you to eat? Still want to dish? Still want wine? The shopkeeper stared at me with wide eyes.

"I didn't ask for food or wine, you gave it to me." I'm right.

At this time, a man who looked like a boss came over and said, "Guest officer, you look like a cultural person and like to play humor, which I can understand."