I thought of Shixian Li Bai again, and began to complain about him again. Why did you arrange for me to come and not give me money?

Didn't he know that money was needed in this world? You need money for a ride, you need to drink water, and you need money to eat and drink......

I suddenly remembered again, before leaving, I had mentioned money to Shixian Li Bai. He seemed to be saying at the time, "You don't need to bring money, you are born to be useful, and you will ......come back when your daughter is gone."

Thinking about it this way, I will no longer complain about Shixian Li Bai.

"Who? Shixian? Li bai? He's from that province? "The boss obviously doesn't know Shixian Li Bai.

"I don't know. Well, since you also want to collect money here, then I won't come to eat with you next time, okay? ”

"Xiao Er, call the police! Don't let him go! The boss suddenly yelled.

When I heard the alarm, I suddenly felt a little scared. What if it is the detective Liu Mazi who comes to arrest me after calling the police? Liu Mazi is not easy to mess with! He's already declared me dead once, and he'll take me back......

I think they have to stop calling the police.

But what can be done to stop them from calling the police?

I suddenly remembered the singing I had heard when I passed by the shop.

I stood up from my seat abruptly and sang loudly to the shopkeeper: "This world, I'm here......

As soon as I sang, the shopkeeper was too frightened to move, and the diners in the room were stunned.

I'll sing again: This world, I'm coming......

A room full of diners got up and ran out......

The boss saw that the situation was not good, and hurriedly stopped Xiao Er and said, "Don't call the police, it's a madman, it's useless to call the police." Then he kowtowed to me and said, "Uncle, you are uncle, I can't afford to offend, so you should leave quickly." ”

"I'm not an uncle, I'm not a madman, I'm a cultural person!" I said, thinking to myself, it doesn't matter if I call me crazy, as long as I don't call the police.

The boss hurriedly begged for mercy: "You are not a madman, you are not a madman, you are a cultural person, you should leave quickly." Otherwise, I wouldn't be able to do this business. ”

Take it when you see it, I think.

I stopped talking, silently picked up my travel bag and went out, and when I walked to the door, I thought I should be more like a madman, so I sang again: This world, I am coming......

Frightened, the people who were watching the excitement hurriedly ran away.

I stopped singing and wanted to walk away quietly, but those who had run away gathered together and chased after me. I suddenly remembered the singing I had heard while drinking, but unfortunately I couldn't remember the lyrics clearly.

Fortunately, the tune is still in my mind. I sang a few more indiscriminately:

Leave half sober and half drunk

I had to go to sleep under the bridge

I'm going to go back in style......

This singing, no one is chasing me anymore. They all confirmed that I was a lunatic.

Crazy people are crazy people, I'm already full of wine and food anyway! Pretend to be a madman, you can eat and drink without giving money, is this considered Niu A?

After I had eaten and drunk, I was going to walk out of the alley along the road I came from, and then go to the street, but I didn't expect to go in the opposite direction, and the deeper I went, the deeper the alley became.

In the depths of the alley, the lights are red and the wine is green.

This is not bad at all compared to the fairyland or demon realm I saw when I left Shixian!

Although it is said that the fairyland is full of poetry and the magic realm is full of weirdness, the depths of the alleys in this world are not bad at all, the lights are also poetic, and there must be mysterious weirdness hidden in the depths of the alleys that can't be seen at a glance, right?

Moreover, compared with the poetic fairyland and the weird magic realm, there is another particularly obvious place in this alley, that is, the warmth of special humanity!

This humanized warmth is very specific to people, not like the poetry in the fairyland, only for the gods, not like the weirdness in the magic realm, only for the magicians.

Thinking like this, as I walked, the warmth of humanity appeared in front of me.

A woman with a flamboyant flamboyance suddenly stopped my way.

Later, after experiencing a lot of things in the world, I realized that this woman's dress was not fancy. At that time, I only thought that she was a flowery showman, because it was the first time I saw a woman in the world, and compared her with my dead daughter-in-law Osmanthus.

Although Osmanthus is quite good-looking, but she married me, a foreigner who pulled a foreign car, and it was an era of warlord melee, it was already good to be able to eat and live, so there was no blessing of dressing up.

The best thing Osmanthus wears is the flower pants embroidered with red chrysanthemums that I bought for her on my wedding day. The outer clothes are basically enough to cover the body.

And the woman in front of her looks like she is in her twenties, wearing a beige dress to show a slender figure, and this slender figure highlights the bumpy figure. She also wears a small white hat on her head, which is even more charming and charming.

Under the flickering neon lights, it can be seen that her face has also undergone some careful makeup, like a fairy descending to earth.

To be honest, this is indeed more seductive than my dead daughter-in-law osmanthus.

I haven't seen this world before, where can I withstand such an attraction?

"Handsome guy, come and have fun." The woman said.

The voice is sweet and breathtaking.

I didn't know what to play or how to play, so I couldn't help but approach her and look at her dumbfoundedly.

"I knew at a glance, handsome man, you are already hungry and thirsty." The woman tilted her head and looked at me with a smile.

But I know she was wrong. I've just eaten and drunk, and where can I be hungry and thirsty!

I didn't expose her mistakes, just smiled lightly and shook my head.

"Handsome guy, don't you admit it? Don't you admit that you're hungry and thirsty? The woman's gaze was on me.

"Hungry and thirsty? I? Joke! Master, I'm full of wine and food, and I'm refreshing! I held my head up triumphantly.

"Hey, master, people have seven emotions and six desires, you are full of wine and food, but this has only solved the two desires, how can it be said that it is cool? You're full of food and drink, but you're still hungry and thirsty! You see, your head is up, but you haven't looked at the other end yet. Can this fool me? She peeked down to me.

"I don't have another end, I only have this one head on my neck." I say.

"Hey, so, you're a weirdo, sir? It's the masters, they all have problems at both ends, and they all take care of them, so it's called taking care of the two ends. Master, why do you only care about one end? The woman continued to stare down from me.

"I ...... I really only have one head, just this head on my shoulder...... I ......, "I don't know how to explain it.

"You've eaten and drunk enough to solve one problem, but your other problem still hasn't been solved. Let you play and relax yourself, just to help you solve the problem on the other end, ...... master. As she spoke, she straightened her chest in front of me.

I suddenly felt as if I had seen this woman somewhere. Where have you seen it? I can't remember it for a moment.

"Drinking milk is very nutritious." She said.

I said, "I'm an adult anymore, I don't drink milk anymore." ”

"Master, you just drink milk, I promise you will be very happy." She said.

I suddenly remembered that this flowery woman was the woman who dragged me into a small alley when I walked into the alley just now, and she said the same thing, all of which made me drink milk, but replaced the "handsome guy" with "master".

"Why are you ...... again?" I stared at her suspiciously.

"Hahaha...... the woman laughed, "This alley from the mouth of the alley to the depths of the alley, is our territory, here for a while, there for a while, it's okay, it's all our range of activities." ”