Two days ago, I was idle, and I also looked through some materials and books on advertising, and I am no stranger to advertising. At this moment, listening to the other party talking about things with advertising slogans, it is obvious that we are attacked.

I felt very uncomfortable and wanted to give them a few words. But I considered that I was only a small person after all, and I still understood the truth of people's small words, so I sat quietly and watched the development of the situation.

"That's right," the president stood up, "our talent is new to the company, and it has been less than a week since I joined the company, and I have already assigned this task to him two days ago, and it has only been two days, so it is impossible to produce results so quickly." Come, Mr. Da, stand up and let everyone know. ”

When I heard the president call me, I had to stand up and bow deeply to everyone, and then sit down again.

Director Chen glanced at me and said with a look of contempt: "Looking at what this Mr. Da is wearing, he doesn't look like a person who asks a lot of questions?" This is what President Fu said about quick thinking? Why don't you even dare to say a word in front of people? ”

I was angered by Director Chen's words, but I tried my best to restrain myself, straightened my face, and gave a comparison paragraph tepidly: "I can give a three-sentence answer to the three questions about Director Chen." First, the sea water cannot be measured, and talents cannot be disguised; second, what looks down on people; Third, what is cheerful is not necessarily what is good. ”

"What? What did you say? You repeat? That Director Chen was so angry that his nose was crooked.

"I'm sorry, I've never liked to repeat, never, never." I coldly gave a sentence of analogy.

"Daron!" Our president also got angry and stood up and said, "How can you talk to a guest like that?" It's so unbelievable! ”

I glanced at the president, lowered my voice and gave a comparison again: "I'm sorry president, but for the three questions of Director Chen, please do me a favor, how should I answer them?" What is the appropriate answer? How to answer so as not to offend the other person and not lose your own dignity? ”

"You can't answer without a proper answer, but you can't offend the customer! The customer is God, you know? President Fu lost his temper further.

"I'm sorry! But I think that God also dozes off sometimes, and when you doze off, you make mistakes, and you should bear the consequences if you make mistakes. The sins of heaven are forgivable, but the sins of people are unforgivable! "I accidentally said another analogy.

Director Zhao then stood up and said in a tone of criticism to me: "I said Dalong, this meeting was originally a business coordination meeting, and you talked like this, which ruined the atmosphere, how can you coordinate?" ”

"Coordination? I don't think the atmosphere is harmonious at all, how can I coordinate the problem? I don't know how to coordinate, and I don't eat by coordinating the atmosphere, I eat by my brain! "I still maintain a posture that is neither humble nor arrogant.

Vice President Liang found that the atmosphere was not right, maybe he felt that my level of sentences was not below him, he felt the pressure in his heart, so he hurriedly stopped their Director Chen: "Director Chen, don't be angry, we are here to coordinate the work, we want good results, we are here to give our boss an errand, not to fight with others, everything must focus on the overall situation!" ”

Director Chen listened to another sentence from Vice President Liang, and he couldn't help but squeak.

The president breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Dalong, although Director Chen's words just now are not very popular, but after all, they are guests who come to the door." Let's be polite. Don't talk about the vindictive, let's get down to business, I'll give you the task for two days, although the time is really too short, I don't expect you to have results, but you should at least have an idea, you might as well say it to everyone. ”

Director Chen is really a smart person, he borrowed the slope to get off the donkey and said: "Okay, as long as you, Mr. Dalong, can have a good idea today and can convince everyone, we can consider extending your time for another day." Mr. Liang, what do you think? ”

Deputy Director Liang nodded and said, "You can consider it." But only for one day at most. ”

I said, "I don't like to talk about ideas, I don't like to talk nonsense, I don't like results that don't work!" ”

Hum! Aren't you playing with us? Who am I? I am the proud disciple of Shixian Li Bai! Playing Ranking? Kill you!

Director Chen didn't understand my words, and said a little proudly: "That means that Mr. Da, who is only eight buckets high, will admit defeat?" ”

I said, "Do I throw in the towel?" Where did I lose? Don't you keep saying that you want results? I'm talking about the results. ”

From my counterattack, the other party probably heard my subtext, and further felt the pressure, and did not dare to shout like that, but the words that came out were still prickly.

"Well, if you have the ability, you will give us satisfactory results!" Director Chen said angrily.

"I have already handed over this result to our president." I say.

Unexpectedly, our president was anxious when he heard it: "What did you say?" Got a result? Leave it to me? When did you hand it over to me? ”

"You gave me the task at ten o'clock the morning before yesterday, and two hours later, just before lunch, I finished the task. As soon as I got to work at two o'clock in the afternoon, I asked Miss Wang Wanting to pass on the results to you. ”

"You're saying you'll have results in less than two hours? How is this possible? The president flatly denied it.

"Anything is possible. I did complete the task within this time period, and you also personally approved the words on it, which was also forwarded to me by Miss Wang Wanting. When I saw your comments, I thought I agreed, so I didn't ask about it again. I said.

"This ...... Nothing? Xiaoda, you can't talk nonsense! The president stared at me suspiciously.

"I did leave it to you. You also signed the word 'pay' after the word "dragon, flying and phoenix dance". I said firmly.

"Don't fly or dance, get down to business!" The president seems to be really anxious.

"Mr. Fu, are you acting for us? Which one is it playing? Vice President Liang said tepidly, his tone full of mockery.

Director Chen continued Vice President Liang's words: "Mr. Fu is playing a tanuki for us to change the prince?" Or is it the best strategy to play 36 strategies? ”

"yes, which one? I don't know which one it is. Miss Wang Wanting, tell everyone, is there such a thing? ”

Wanting stood up awkwardly: "Yes, there is such a thing, but ......"

"Why didn't I receive anything? You can't be misremembered, right? The president turned his gaze to Wanting.