Friday.

At nine o'clock in the morning, I felt a little sick to my stomach, so I went to the bathroom in the back room.

I thought that maybe the bowl of soy milk I drank at breakfast was not cooked, otherwise I wouldn't have reacted so quickly.

The phone on my desk rang, and I couldn't answer it.

After the phone stopped ringing, I heard footsteps coming into my office and out again. I could hear it as Wanting's footsteps.

In an instant, footsteps sounded again, followed by a whisper to himself: "What about people? Where did the people go? Then the footsteps went out again.

I squatted in the toilet and had diarrhea, and I definitely didn't dare to squeak. But I think Wanting must have something urgent to find me like this. I worked hard and finally ended the toilet squatting.

Back in the office, I coughed and hinted to Wanting that I was in the office.

Sure enough, Wanting ran over in a hurry: "Where did you go just now?" ”

"Bathroom." I say.

"No wonder, I said, I can't find anyone all the time. You should be able to hear me coming for you in the bathroom, and you should at least squeak. ”

I said, "I'm a little sick to my stomach, squatting in the toilet, I'm embarrassed to squeak." ”

He suddenly said with great concern: "Ah, you have an upset stomach? Did you eat something that went bad? What now? Should I see a doctor? ”

"No," I said, just squat down on the toilet. ”

"Is it really good? Is it really okay? She asked me nervously

"It's really okay, you're looking for me in such a hurry, what's the hurry?" I asked.

"Hurry up, go to the general office for a meeting." She said.

"What's the matter, so urgent?" I asked.

"Big deal! The client's representative made a surprise attack and came early in the morning to talk about the advertising plan. The people in our company's planning department are all here, just waiting for you. ”

I followed Wanting straight towards the president's office.

When I walked into the president's office, it was already full of people, and I was really waiting for me to be alone.

I felt a little embarrassed, so I walked in and said, "I'm sorry president, I ......"

"You don't have to be sorry, you didn't have enough time. I thought afternoon was our deadline...... I didn't expect our customer to carry out such a surprise attack...... Sit down first. ”

Then, the president pointed to the three guests on the seat and introduced: "This is Vice President Liang, the first deputy general manager, director of the marketing department and chief representative of Lemon Tea, this is Director Chen, the representative of the advertising department of Lemon Tea, and this young lady is Miss Zhang, the assistant to Vice President Liang." Everyone is welcome! ”

The president took the lead in applauding, and everyone applauded in unison.

Director Chen stood up and said: "Originally, this business was contacted by our corporate advertising department, and today, the reason why Vice President Liang, the first vice president of our company, came in person is mainly because the matter is important, and Vice President Liang is present, and he can make a decision on the spot at any time." ”

Our President Fu took the lead in applauding, and everyone's applause followed suit.

Liang Fu always used gestures to signal everyone to stop applauding, and said slowly: "Although I am the first deputy general manager of our company, I am also the part-time marketing director of our company, and I have always paid great attention to advertising. We have a lot of business dealings, most of the personnel in your planning department, I have seen it, they are all familiar with it, and they all know something, so there is no need to say more kind words. We are here today mainly to understand the progress of the advertising planning plan of lemon tea. ”

Vice President Liang's three "all" characters form a basic comparison sentence, which is really good.

Our president pointed to Director Zhao of the planning department and said, "Director Zhao, you can show Vice President Liang our latest modification plan." ”

Director Zhao took three points and handed the printed materials to the three delegates respectfully.

The three representatives each browsed it roughly, and after some exchange of ears, Vice President Liang smiled ambiguously and said slowly: "This is just a few words on the original plan, and the soup is not changed." What we want is advertising words, useful advertising words, effective advertising words, advertising words that consumers will never forget! ”

Another standard analogy!

Director Zhao looked embarrassed: "Vice President Liang, that's the case, we have been pondering and thinking about it for the past few days, but we still haven't found a suitable ...... for the time being."

Director Chen of the other party's advertising department spoke: "As for your original so-called advertising words, Chen Sesame has a bad tune, our own advertising department can come up with it, why spend a lot of money to invite you!" ”

Assistant Miss Zhang's tone was relatively gentle: "What we hope is that you can come up with creative advertising words, so that everyone can cooperate, Director Fu, are you right?" ”

Director Zhao stood up, wiped the beads of sweat from his forehead, and said with sincere fear: "Vice President Liang, delegates, can you give us a few more days?" ”

"How many days of grace? No - yes! Because I reckon that even if I give you more time, you won't be able to come up with anything we are satisfied with. One day, two days, three days, does it make sense? I guess that's a waste of time, a waste of time, an insult to time! We have our development plan, and we can't afford to delay! ”

It's still a sentence! And it's a serial analogy, which is really powerful!

I think that this vice president Liang is worthy of being the vice president of the lemon tea company, although he speaks slowly and logically, but he is very good at Chinese grammar, especially the use of sentences in Chinese rhetoric is really perfect! In contrast, Director Zhao of our planning department is far behind, and even the little sense of humor at the dinner that welcomed me that day is gone.

I found that under the deterrence of Vice President Liang's overwhelming sentences, fine beads of sweat also oozed from our President Fu's forehead.

I thought: since I'm already a member of this company, I can't embarrass my boss so much! I have to do my best to save face for my boss!

It's time for me to give a little cow A!

I saw that our President Fu reached out and wiped it on his forehead, ostensibly to straighten his hair, but in fact he was wiping the beads of sweat from his forehead to hide the panic in his heart.

The president said: "Vice President Liang, Director Chen, Miss Zhang, yes, our company has a new senior planning copywriter, who has worked in a well-known large company before, has quick thinking, and is talented, give us a few more days, I believe we will make you satisfied." ”

Miss Zhang said softly: "Since there is such a talented person, why don't you use it?" ”

Suddenly, I felt that something was wrong. What Coordination Council? The atmosphere is not harmonious at all! It's completely the other party's unilateral trouble.