Chapter 63: Second Uncle, I think I want to die this day.

The two of them looked out of the door in unison.

Zhu Gaoxu also subconsciously raised his body, revealing half of his head to look out.

But then he thought that he was having trouble with the old man now, snorted coldly, and lay down again.

"Don't lie down, come out quickly, the holy decree is coming."

"Yes, second brother, don't make trouble, the holy decree is here, hurry up and come out to receive the holy decree."

"Who's messing with him? I'm really here, and I'm waiting for his decree now. ”

Seeing that no matter how much they could be persuaded, the two of them also took care of it so much, and hurriedly knelt down to the door to welcome the holy decree.

As soon as the two knelt down, the scene outside the door stunned the two.

I saw Xiao Snot holding the holy decree in one hand, and supporting the crying imhuman Zhu Zhangui with the other hand to walk forward.

Behind the two, the funeral items that were originally held by the little eunuch were snatched by the royal relatives and friends, and they were happily holding the things one by one.

No, it was a sad face that walked in with tears on their faces.

Behind the group, the musician played a sad music, and the servants of the Han Palace, who were driven away, walked in with the Han princess Wei and the wife and concubine of the Han king, who were a little weak.

In the end, it was the crown princess Zhang who had a strange expression, wanted to laugh but couldn't laugh, and wanted to cry but couldn't cry.

"It's... This... This..."

Looking at the big battle in front of him, Zhu Zhangui was dressed up, and Zhu Chupang had a feeling that he was dying.

Reached out and pinched his thigh.

"Hey, it hurts, it's not a dream."

"That's not right, the second child has an awkward quarrel with the old man and is looking for life and death, why is my son playing the flag."

Zhu Gaosui, who was kneeling on the other side of the rice box, looked at Zhu Zhangui who walked in with a white flag, and poked his teeth with a toothache.

This big nephew is really good at playing, and after watching the second child for a while, some of them suffered.

This kid is very bad-hearted, he bullied him like that when he was in prison in the country, he will definitely play tricks back when he finds an opportunity.

Thinking of what would happen later, Zhu Gaosui was almost amused by his reverie.

"Your Royal Highness, you stand for a while, and the slave will finish reading the oracle first."

Helping Zhu Zhangui, who was crying, to walk to the door, Xiao Snot whispered, let go of Zhu Zhangui and stood up straight.

"The emperor's message!"

Although Zhu Fatpang was still a little confused, he still subconsciously knelt down to say hello.

"Erchen asks the Holy Bow Jin'an!"

"I'm safe!"

replied according to the rules, Xiao Snot looked inside, didn't find Zhu Gaoxu, walked in and asked Zhu Chubby, "Prince, where is Lord Han?" ”

Zhu Chupang stared at Zhu Zhangui, who winked at him, and pointed to the rice box next to him.

He can see that his own eldest son is dressed like this, probably to pit the second child.

But because of this, he also came back to his senses.

I don't care if my son makes trouble like this, I guess I just want to use my son's hand to toss and toss the second child, so that the second child can't stand it and surrender first.

Thinking about this, Zhu Fatpang gave Zhu Zhangui a look that I understand, and got out of the way for the little snot to check.

came to the little snot next to the rice box, glanced inside, and saw that King Han was sleeping motionless, and said helplessly: "Lord Han, you really can't come out, right?" ”

Zhu Gaoxu slowly opened his eyes, looked at the little snot and said stubbornly: "If you don't come out, whoever comes out is the fucking grandson?" ”

Little Snot nodded.

That's easy, since you don't come out, then I'll do it, if you come out, I'll be anxious to think about how to get you in.

"The emperor said that according to the rules, he gave a bed of Dharani Sutra quilt, a complete set of funeral rites, and the coffin was buried after seven days. In addition, the eldest son of the king of Han is young and does not understand the funeral etiquette, and the emperor Zhu Zhangui, who has presided over this aspect of the matter, is admiring this! ”

In fact, there is no latter sentence in the old man's dictation, which Zhu Zhangui asked Xiao Snot to add.

Originally, the little snot did not agree, and if he changed the holy decree and oracle, he would be killed.

Later, Zhu Zhangui promised again and again that he would explain to the old man, and stuffed him with a gold ingot, and the little snot agreed euphemistically.

"Oops!"

As soon as Xiao Snot finished reading the message, Zhu Zhangui, who was already impatient, squeezed up.

Zhu Gaoxu, who was waiting for the old man's methods, suddenly saw a head with a cloak and a smirk on his face coming up.

"Second uncle, I miss you to death."

"Hey, you stinky boy, what do you want to do?"

Zhu Zhangui's face was full of smirk, and Zhu Gaoxu felt furious when he saw it.

This kid is full of bad thoughts, and if he seizes this opportunity, he will definitely toss himself hard.

Thinking of this, Zhu Gaoxu got up and was about to turn out the rice box.

"Second uncle, you can't come out, if you come out, you will resist the decree! Or, you plan to give in to the old man, and you just said, whoever comes out is the grandson, if you come out, you will be with me. ”

As soon as Zhu Gaoxu's body moved, Zhu Zhangui reached out and pressed him back.

"If you are soft, the ghost will be soft."

Zhu Gaoxu, who was a little flustered, suddenly had a stiff neck and lay back stiffly when he heard the word "soft".

"Hehe, just don't accept it."

Zhu Zhangui grinned, turned his head to his relatives and friends who were holding funeral supplies behind him, and said, "Seventh Uncle, why are you still standing?" Didn't you hear the old man's words? Hurry up and bring the quilt over, we can't let the second uncle go naked like this. ”

"Oh, I'm coming, I'm coming!"

As soon as Zhu Gaoxu heard that there were others, he subconsciously asked Zhu Zhangui.

"Lao Qi is also here, how many people have you called?"

Zhu Zhangui grinned.

"Not much, not much, everyone who should come is here, there are almost a hundred people, after all, the second uncle, you are leaving, and it is natural for everyone to come and see you off."

Zhu Gaoxu: "......"

took the quilt handed over by Uncle Seven, Zhu Zhangui covered Zhu Gaoxu while chattering.

"You can go with peace of mind, the second aunt and a few other aunts, I will take care of it, you know who I am the second uncle, although the aunts are young and beautiful, slippery!"

Zhu Zhangui sucked a mouthful of saliva.

"But I'll take care of them like family."

"You stinky boy,, I don't want to see you."

The more Zhu Gaoxu listened, the more angry he became, angrily ripped off the quilt on his body, and scolded Zhu Zhangui to tell him to get out.

"Don't be second uncle, it's only the first day, and there are still six days, so we have to talk about it."

Zhu Zhangui grinned, took out a small handkerchief, and covered Zhu Gaoxu's face.

"Second uncle! You see how much I love you, this Yunpa, but I went to the temple to ask for it personally, I heard that it is the treasure of the temple, and one hundred and eighty people have been sent away, and they are all very relieved. ”

"Bastard, don't take it, I don't need it, if you dare to cover it, I will beat you to death."

As soon as he heard that this handkerchief covered one hundred and eighty dead people, Zhu Gaoxu felt a gap in his heart, and kept waving his hand to block it, and Zhu Zhanji covered the handkerchief.

After covering it a few times and not covering it, Zhu Zhangui threw it directly inside, turned around and beckoned to a few royal relatives: "Fourth brother, sixth brother, eighth brother, second uncle is usually good to us, now that he is gone, we have to do something, hurry up and get the lid up and cover it for the second uncle." ”

Several royal relatives of the same generation as Zhu Zhangui heard the greeting and happily lifted the lid next to them, and a few other relatives and friends of the same generation who did not deal with Zhu Gaoxu walked up and pressed Zhu Gaoxu, who was about to climb out, into it.

"Second child, the emperor's command, you can't disobey it, for the sake of the family, you better go in!"

"Yes, the second child, the children are all young, you have to endure them too."

A few guys stretched out their hands and stabbed Zhu Gaoxu indiscriminately.

"Bang!"

After a muffled sound, the lid was snapped shut.

Zhu Zhangui rolled up his sleeves, took a hammer and nail very enthusiastically, and knocked on it for a while.

After sealing the coffin nails, Zhu Zhangui circled around the coffin, always feeling that something was missing.

When he accidentally saw the gap in the coffin, he patted his head and suddenly said, "What did I say was missing?" There is still air leaking from such a big gap, and if the wind catches the air, the corpse will soon stink, and the house will not be able to stay human. ”

With a slap of his hands, Zhu Zhangui shouted to the housekeeper of the Han Palace, under everyone's speechless expressions: "Bring me a bucket of glue, the most sticky and closed kind." ”

Hearing this request, everyone's eyes widened.

This kid is so ruthless!

This is really putting the second child to death!