"Little powdermaker, brush and brush, brush the front and brush the back, and go home after brushing the coffin."

looked at Zhu Zhangui, who was pouting his buttocks, carrying a bucket, humming his own tune, and brushing the pulp hard.

Zhu Fatpang and others couldn't cry or laugh.

But they couldn't stop this, this was the old man's order, and Zhu Zhangui was responsible for the entire funeral.

The little snot who knew the inside story was also helpless, thinking that he must tell Huang Huanghuang about it when he went back, otherwise when he turned back, the emperor knew that he had changed the holy decree indiscriminately, and he would definitely not end well.

Then he felt that it was not a matter for so many people to stay here, so he rolled his eyes slightly, walked to Zhu Fatpang's side, and asked curiously: "Prince, you two are about this." ”

Zhu Chubby, who was watching his son brush the coffin, was stunned for a moment and glanced at Zhu Gaosui.

Since the holy decree came, he didn't want to get involved with Zhu Gaosui, so he hurriedly said: "We are here to mourn, and now it's over, you are busy." ”

patted the coffin and reminded Zhu Gaoxu to run away.

Zhu Chupang also nodded hurriedly.

"Yes, yes, we're here to mourn."

However, he did not run, but kindly reminded Zhu Gaoxu.

"Second brother, this is also a good thing, you, reflect on it in it, write an excerpt in it, me and the third brother, go to my father to plead for you first, you have a good rest inside!"

Smelling the pungent smell of pulp and the inside of the coffin that was slowly darkening, Zhu Gaoxu roared angrily: "Get out, you all get out of here, and take your little bastard away for me." I don't want you to intercede, if you have the ability, he will suffocate me in it and see what the historian writes about him. ”

Seeing that this guy is still dead now, Zhu Chupang shook his head helplessly and stabbed Zhu Zhangui, who was still brushing the coffin.

"Be careful and don't go too far."

Zhu Zhangui replied, I will do your job with a reassuring look, and continued to brush his own pulp.

"Let's go... Let's go! ”

Zhu Fatpang, who got his son's response, hurriedly got up, pulled the Zhang family who stretched his neck to watch the excitement, and shouted at the relatives and friends who were called by Zhu Zhangui to leave quickly.

Originally, the crowd who was just watching the excitement shouted a few times at the coffin, and then followed Zhu Fatpang and Zhu Gaosui and went out.

Before leaving, he didn't forget to greet the musician, and quickly blew it and started fighting.

Zhu Gaosui even greeted Princess Han: "Come on, come on, don't be stunned, hurry up and cry, hurry up and cry." ”

"Prince, Prince, you can't go, what should we do if you leave?"

Wei Shi saw that the crown prince and King Zhao were leaving, so he hurriedly stepped forward and knelt on the ground, stopping Zhu Fatpang.

"Brother and sister, you cry first, and the third child and I will go to the old man's first to plead for the second child."

After saying that, he stepped aside and began to command.

"The one who threw the paper money hurry up and hurry up, lift that banner a little higher, yes, yes, raise it a little higher."

"Yes, yes, all cry, knock, fight, the better, oh, no, the sadder the better."

After the command, after taking a look at the overall atmosphere, the prince nodded with satisfaction, grabbed Zhang, who was almost unable to hold back his laughter, and ran out of the door quickly.

Soon, in the entire courtyard of the Han Palace, only the people from the Han Palace, Zhu Zhangui, who was still painting the coffin, and a few little eunuchs who stayed behind.

"Woo... Tick Tick Tick ......Tick Tick

Zhu Zhangui leaned on the coffin, gnawing on the tribute, while listening to the mourning and crying of the weak.

It's been an afternoon, and the people who play the suona have long since lost their strength, and the princesses and daughters of the Han Dynasty are crying only with their voices, no expressions and tears.

"Okay, second aunt, I've been crying all afternoon, I should be hungry, let's go back to eat something and rest, even if you're not tired, my younger brothers and sisters are still tired, go back!" I'll accompany my second uncle here. ”

Princess Han glanced at the coffin with some embarrassment.

Zhu Zhangui reached out and poked the coffin.

"Knock knock!"

"Second uncle, don't sleep! The second aunt didn't dare to leave without your words. ”

"I'm really convinced of you, I can sleep like this."

"Humph!"

There was a smug snort from the coffin.

"What is this, I am very tired on the battlefield, and I have experienced sleeping in the pile of dead people."

proudly showed off his experience to Zhu Zhangui, and Zhu Gaoxu pulled his throat and commanded outside: "Okay, go back and rest!" This little bastard wouldn't dare kill me. ”

"Bang!"

After everyone left, close to Zhu Zhangui's coffin, Zhu Gaoxu pushed a big hole with an elbow.

Glancing at the eunuch on duty next to him, Zhu Gaoxu beckoned to Zhu Zhangui.

"What for?"

Zhu Zhangui looked at Zhu Gaoxu while chewing the tribute.

"Bring me a night pot, I've had too much wine in the morning."

Zhu Zhangui listened to an expression that I understood, and then continued to eat the tribute, looking at Zhu Gaoxu.

"Look at what I'm doing, take it!"

Swallowing the food in his mouth, Zhu Zhangui took a sip of the teacup and moistened his throat, and said strangely: "Why?" ”

Zhu Gaoxu's eyes widened.

"Didn't the old man let you take care of this? I'm going to pee, so get me a night pot and I won't be able to. ”

Zhu Zhangui nodded.

"The old man asked me to take care of this, but when did you ever hear that dead people pee? Your condition is a bit excessive, and I can't agree to it. ”

"You..."

"Okay, okay, I don't need you, right? I'll do it myself. ”

Zhu Gaoxu, who was choked with anger, reached out to get the wine jug that he drank dry in the morning.

"Poof!"

The dangling knife was drawn, and the tip of the knife was pressed against the side of the hole.

"You stinky boy, what do you mean?"

Looking at the bright steel knife, Zhu Gaoxu glared at Zhu Zhangui angrily.

Zhu Zhangui grinned, carrying a knife and waving it at the entrance of the cave.

"I don't mean anything else, just remind the second uncle that your range of activities is inside, and you can chop anything if it sticks out?"

"What the hell do you want to do, you little bastard?"

"Second uncle, you are a noble person! Don't forget, this house belongs to me. ”

"For you, for you...... When I get out, I'll move out. ”

"Hehe, that's okay, the house is okay, then let's talk about my 20 million taels!"

Zhu Gaoxu, who couldn't hold back a little, glared at him, "20 million, you little bastard, don't talk nonsense, I haven't seen a penny." ”

Zhu Zhangui sat down leisurely, picked up a wine jug, and slowly poured it on the ground.

Listening to the loud voice, Zhu Gaoxu almost came out.

"Little bastard, I really haven't seen a penny, what are you putting underneath, don't you count it in your heart?"

Zhu Zhangui was unmoved, poured a pot, took another pot, and whistled on his mouth.

"You bastard, okay, what do you want?"

Zhu Gaoxu, who couldn't stand it, finally compromised.

Lehehe put the wine jug aside, and Zhu Zhangui looked at Zhu Gaoxu with a smile on his face.

"Second uncle, look at what you said, what do I want, what do we say as a family."

"Don't fucking talk this nonsense, just say what you want."

Zhu Gaoxu was too lazy to talk nonsense with Zhu Zhangui, he really couldn't hold back now.

Damn... I knew it was going to be like this, so I drank less at noon.

"My Shenji battalion is short of a batch of gunners, so I will drop 5,000 horses from the 3,000 battalions under you."

Hearing this condition, Zhu Gaoxu's eyes widened.

"5,000 horses, why don't you the fuck grab them?"