Volume 1 The Irregular System of Waste Wood Chapter 1 This system is somewhat improper
In the year 10016 of the new era, Dongshan Prefecture of the Great Qin Empire, Yicheng.
In the sixteenth year after Liu Zhengjing's crossing, he came to the age of 24 again.
As night fell, Liu Zheng was lying lazily on the sofa, his fingers constantly sliding, reading a novel pushed by a pop-up advertisement.
With a "bang", Liu Zhengjing, who was furious, slammed his mobile phone on the ground and cursed in his mouth.
"What kind of book is this? At the beginning, I thought it was a crime suspense, in the middle I thought it was welfare, and then it was a supernatural horror?
No matter what the subject is, what the hell is the end of the book? β
This is the so-called "Golden Three Chapters"? Only three chapters? What's the difference with those men with silver pewter heads?
The more I thought about it, the more angry I became, I jumped up from the sofa and paced around the room irritably.
I have read books for decades in my two lives, and the one I hate the most is the eunuch, and there is no one, no forgiveness.
Especially in this life, he made a fake protagonist, and he lived entirely on the virtual world in the novel, and he even met such a pit author, uncles and aunts couldn't bear it.
"The writers of this world are even more unscrupulous, don't write books if you don't have the ability, just finish writing when you write, why do you cut the book?"
The more I thought about it, the more angry I became, and I picked up the broken phone again, and saw the signature of the author of the novel "Six Jin Paste" from the dense cracked screen.
hateful said: "When I hear it, it's a pen name that hits the street, and my mind is full of paste!" See I don't report you! Post again to squirt you! β
After the report, I was still a little angry, and I planned to go to the balcony to smoke a cigarette to cool off.
Before he had time to be sad, he lamented that the miserable life of two lives was pasted on his face by one thing.
It was a large pink blindfold-like fabric, with a hollow pattern on it, the red was vivid, the red was dazzling, and it was still so dazzling even in the afterglow of the eye.
I suddenly came back from a business trip and didn't say hello in advance, thinking that the woman didn't have time to collect it, otherwise these things would be hung on her bedroom balcony.
Don't ask him how he knows.
The faint fragrance of that thing wafted in the wind, from the nose to the mind, and then to the limbs, was a familiar and long-lasting taste.
With a "ding" sound, a female voice full of magnetic temptation sounded in her head:
"Dear host, congratulations on triggering the system activation option and successfully opening the non-serious system."
"Successfully activate the spirit smell ability to help you smell the fragrance and recognize the truth, and start a unique and incomparably real life from now on."
"Ability Introduction: The truth is always covered by fog, and the taste can travel through time, and the truth of the past can be reproduced through the taste of the target......"
Liu Zhengjing burst into tears instantly, and he didn't hear much of the female voice in his head.
There are only endless surprises left in my heart, and after more than ten years, the system is activated just when I treat myself as wastewood.
From thinking that he was the son of destiny to waste wood, he seems to have no heart and lungs in the past ten years, but who can understand the pain of being the protagonist but not having a halo?
grew up in the phoenix nest, but he was not angry, and he made jokes for sixteen years under the light of his sister.
After graduating from an ordinary school, he went to a good school in the empire with his father's door, and entered the sheriff's office through the back door.
However, in this world where only warriors and warlocks shine, he has always been a walking green leaf.
The joke in the eyes of relatives, friends, and classmates, a typical representative of the tiger father and the dog......
Unwilling must be unwilling, all of them are crossing, others are goldfingers, with halos, all kinds of bullshit with lightning, and you have to work hard to prove that you are not a waste in the ordinary?
From hope to despair, to when he was on the verge of resigning himself to his fate, it finally came.
The various open lives seen in the novel seem to be right in front of you, how can you not be surprised?
Even if the system doesn't seem to be serious......
In a thrilled mood, he was immersed in unprecedented surprise, and he didn't even notice that the living room door had been opened.
A beautiful young woman in uniform stepped into the room and was stunned to see the scene on the balcony.
The hateful man tilted his head slightly, and the closest thing to his face was his intimate clothes.
What's more, this slut still looks intoxicated and happy, and he is in tears...... The picture is so spicy!
"Liu Zhengjing!" A demonic roar that seemed to come from hell tore through the silence of the neighborhood.
Liu Zhengjing finally came back to his senses from the surprise, turned his head to look at the source of the voice, and saw a slender and vigorous figure approaching like a female leopard in his teary eyes.
Then he saw the long straight leg crashing towards him at great speed, and the pattern on the sole of the tactical boot gradually enlarged and clear in his vision.
With a loud bang, Liu Zhengjing flew out upside down, breaking through the balcony window and falling down in a loud breaking sound.
There was no screaming here except for the sound of the broken window, and Liu Zhengzheng had already fainted at the moment when his face and the soles of his shoes came into close contact.
This time, my sister is so heavy.
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"Yueyue, you tell me honestly, didn't you beat Xiao Zheng?"
"You see the wound on his face, it looks like he fell?"
"Don't think I don't know ...... if you don't admit it"
Liu Zhengjing, who had regained consciousness, heard this familiar voice, and a warm current flowed through his heart.
This voice is her adoptive mother, who has treated herself like her own son since she was a child.
Touched to moved, he didn't plan to wake up yet, wanting to see that violent woman cleaned up.
"How can you do it, it's the second floor, the windows are broken, he's not even a martial artist, where can he withstand your three punches and two kicks?"
"My hard-working Xiaozheng, I have no biological parents since I was a child, and I finally have a new home, and I have such a ruthless and inhuman sister......"
There was already crying in his voice, and Liu Zhengjing silently shed tears in his heart.
"He has been sensible and obedient since he was a child, and he is cautious, isn't it because he is an adopted son, but you just bullied him, how did I give birth to such a girl as you...... Lin Qingyue, let me tell you, if Xiao Zheng is disfigured and can't find a daughter-in-law, you will be his daughter-in-law! β
Hearing this, Liu Zhengjing hesitated, his face was indeed hot and painful, and the bridge of his nose seemed to be broken, but the sole of his shoe would not disfigure himself, so why not secretly mend a few wounds?
"Mom, I won't go home again after you mention this again!" A cold and beautiful voice came.
"Okay, you damn girl, threaten your mother with this at every turn! You go, don't come back in the future, anyway, Xiaozheng is not afraid that no one will provide for me! β
Liu Zhengjing secretly opened a slit in his eyes and saw that his adoptive mother had already blown up, pinching his waist and his fingers were about to poke Lin Qingyue's face that could be broken.
Hurriedly let out a groan, can't let the situation get out of control, what if Lin Qingyue doesn't come back for a few months in a fit of anger?
His moaning really attracted the attention of his adoptive mother, who hurriedly sat down in front of the bed, "Xiaozheng, are you awake, does it still hurt?" β
Liu Zhengjing looked at the middle-aged woman in front of him who felt sorry for him, not to mention how warm his heart was, and said weakly: "Mom, don't worry, it's a little injury." β
"You tell your mother the truth, was it your sister who beat you? You tell Mom that I'm going to break her leg. The adoptive mother asked menacingly.
Liu Zhengjing felt the sharp drop in temperature next to him, and hurriedly said: "Mom, where do you want to go, I came back from a business trip, I didn't rest well, and the window was not strong for a long time, so it fell out, isn't it okay......"
The adoptive mother will be suspicious, but fortunately there is no major problem, so she will not pursue it.
"Xiaozheng, the doctor said that you still have to live in the hospital for a few days, your grandmother's health is not good, the family can't do without people, and your father is too busy to be at home, can you let Qingyue take care of you here for two days?"
"No need Mom, I really don't need to, I'm such an adult, and besides, it's all skin trauma, I don't need anyone to take care of it, my sister is busy with work, ......"
Liu Zhengjing hurriedly stopped, he was afraid that Lin Qingyue's care would make him change from a minor injury to a serious injury and dying, and finally he was secretly pulled out of the oxygen tube.
Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by his adoptive mother, "She has to take care of it, whoever causes the trouble will bear it, don't worry, I don't want this daughter if you have one hair less." β
After speaking, the adoptive mother glared at her daughter fiercely, and her expression softened again the moment she turned her face, and the old face change master:
"When you wake up, Mom will go back first, and I'll come to see you tomorrow, I'll bring you whatever you want to eat tomorrow."
"Braised pork."
"Okay, rest well, tell your sister if you need anything, don't be afraid of her." The adoptive mother hurried out of the ward.
The atmosphere in the small ward became awkward, and Liu Zhengjing closed his eyes, afraid that seeing something fierce and evil would frighten his fragile heart.
Liu Zhengjing, who has his eyes closed, seems to be calm, but in fact, his heart is agitated, because he has a system!
The tragic crossing of life finally waited for the belated hanging, and from then on, I can also do the evil hanging and go to the peak of life, how can it not be exciting?
In the past ten years, whether it is college or the workplace, he has been looked down upon, his past life was ordinary, and he was aggrieved in this life.
It's just outside, even in his own home, there is Lin Qingyue, a violent woman, who bullies him all day long.
Today he finally activated the system, just say, which one is not the protagonist? Which one doesn't come with a hanging?
Carefully recall the soul-destroying voice in my head at that time, as if I was talking about a "non-serious system"?
Non-serious system? What kind of strange painting style is this?,It doesn't match my own style.,I'm a good character.γLiu Zhengjing.,People are like their name.γ
Forget it, it doesn't matter what system it is, just hang it, and you can make yourself hard if you hang it.
Spectral smelling ability? Help me smell the fragrance and know the truth, a life with a different taste......
Could it be the ability to increase the sense of smell, but there is rhubarb in the sheriff's office, and he can't go to compete with the police dog for a job.
As he pondered his abilities, he couldn't help but sniffle, and the smell of disinfectant water came into his nasal cavity, mixed with the smell of the bedding being sunburned.
Then there was a faint and deep fragrance in my mind.
His sense of smell is indeed a lot more sensitive, and he deliberately smelled this familiar fragrance, and something magical happened, and a picture clearly appeared in his mind, like a projection: a beautiful face, murderously approaching himself......
Is this ability capable of generating images based on flavor? It won't be so chicken, right?
No, it's dangerous.
Don't care about studying the ability, this damn woman must have regarded her snorting just now as a provocation, and if she doesn't open her eyes, I'm afraid she will suffer again.
When I opened my eyes, I saw exactly the same picture as in my mind, and Lin Qingyue stretched out her beautiful hand with a cold face, and the gesture seemed to strangle herself?
"Lin Qingyue! Do you want to kill me? Liu Tomb glared angrily.
Lin Qingyue's face remained unchanged, "You are getting more and more excessive, and people like you are slaughtering for the people." β
Liu Zhengjing felt weak for a while, how to explain this kind of thing when he went to smell other people's underwear...... A gritted tooth, a ruthless heart:
"Lin Qingyue, I like you, I've liked you for many years!"
Liu Zhengzheng broke the jar and broke it, I have a showdown, anyway, it's not a waste of wood in the future, I just like you, unless you kill me, otherwise I'll lick you sooner or later!
Yes, it's licking to the hand, even if I'm the protagonist and has a system, what I want most is to lick her, lick it, lick it into my hand, and lick it into my daughter-in-law.
There is a purebred licking dog in this world, licking or not licking has never been about oneself, as long as the person is right, he is humble.