Volume 1 The Non-Serious System of Waste Wood Chapter 2 There is no shame in licking a dog

Office dogs, single dogs, code word dogs...... There are many dogs in this world, and licking dogs is not a humble one.

If you say that it is impossible to be a licking dog in this life, it can only be said that you have not met someone who makes you willing to be a licking dog.

- Liu, Philosophy, Poisonous Chicken Soup, Serious

Lin Qingyue was stunned by Liu Zheng's sudden confession, frowning and looking at her face full of puzzlement.

Although Liu Zhengjing on the hospital bed in front of him still annoys him, there seems to be something different and confident?

I didn't fall to my death when I fell from the second floor, do I think I'm okay again, or did I just break my skull?

Thinking so, he patted Liu Zhengjing's head, "Wake up!" ”

Liu Zhengjing was unconscious, his eyes were hot and firm and looked at Lin Qingyue, "I have never been so sober as I am at this moment!" You don't have to pretend to be confused."

"I don't think there is a second person in this world who grew up with you like me, and there is no one who understands you and loves you better than me...... And my mom and dad will support me! ”

Lin Qingyue frowned, feeling that this cowardly brother's brain seemed to be really broken, and his head was still so ugly to speak, "That's my father and my mother." ”

"Then our parents and our parents."

Lin Qingyue looked at Liu Zhengjing suspiciously, in her eyes, this thing has been a black-bellied player since she was a child, obviously full of filth but a good baby in the eyes of everyone, closer than her own daughter, and she has always been obedient in front of herself, why don't you pretend?

The licking dog finally showed its fangs, who gave him the courage?

Lin Qingyue stretched out her hand, and Liu Zhengjing was startled, but the hand was gently placed on his forehead.

No fever, why do you keep talking nonsense.

Lin Qingyue's eyes finally flashed a trace of worry, although her feelings for this dog-licking brother are very complicated, but if she is really broken by herself, then this adopted son may become the only child in the family, and the eccentric mother will definitely kill her relatives in righteousness.

Liu Zhengjing saw that he was not beaten, so he felt that the rain had stopped, the sky was clear, and he was able to do it again, "I didn't talk nonsense, my mother told me when I was a child, let me be a child husband, and marry you when I grow up...... Uh-huh. ”

Before he finished speaking, Lin Qingyue slashed at Liu Zhengjing's neck with a knife, and Liu Zhengjing fainted again with both eyes.

This is a reverse scale of Lin Qingyue, I don't know what my mother has in her head, I haven't mentioned this stubble in the past few years, and I actually think that it is not cheap to let Liu Zhengjing and himself get together, and the fertilizer and water do not flow into the fields of outsiders.

Of course, in the eyes of her own mother, Liu Zhengjing, a son who was raised by herself, has excellent character and learning, and is good-looking, is the fat water. thinks that she has worked hard to train a perfect husband for her daughter.

The father, who had always been old-fashioned, turned to his mother's absurd ideas.

In order to dispel her mother's evil thoughts, she fought a lot, such as beating Liu Zhengjing, such as forcing each other to die and running away from home......

These rebellions all ended in failure, my mother raised Liu Zhengjing for 16 years, and raised myself for 28 years, and I couldn't escape those fiery eyes with any tricks.

Looking at Liu Zhengjing, who had a blue nose and swollen face and fell into a coma, Lin Qingyue took a serious look, in fact, it is not ugly, it is actually quite pleasing to the eye, stop, this kind of thinking is very dangerous-

I still want to hit him, I can't bear that.

The sound of banging kept sounding in the quiet ward, and Liu Zhengjing, who was in a coma, had a painful and happy dream, in which Lin Qingyue tied him to the bed, wore a few pieces of cool leather, and whipped him with a wicked smile......

When I woke up again, it was already the next day, and when I opened my eyes, Liu Tomb's eyes were as bright as electricity, and his life like waste wood began to change from today.

I moved my body, although there was still some pain, but it didn't affect my activities.

Turning over and getting out of bed, his eyes searched everywhere, the ward was empty, and finally his eyes stayed on the white sheets on the hospital bed. He's going to test the abilities that the system gave him yesterday.

Leaned down and sniffed lightly, the taste was not very good, in addition to the smell of disinfectant water, there were more than a dozen smells of human sweat, excrement and so on.

Normal people can only smell the faint smell of disinfectant water, so their sense of smell is now not inferior to the rhubarb in the Sheriff's Office, right?

When I closed my eyes, the scenes in my mind were replayed as if I had gone back in time, and patients, doctors, and nurses flashed by.

Well, the last patient was covered with a white cloth...... Bad luck.

Liu Zhengjing's face couldn't hide his excitement, compared to the golden fingers of the protagonists in those novels, this ability is a little more chicken, but it is still a surprise for him who has been a waste wood for more than ten years.

The most important thing is that this is just the beginning, the system is a plug-in, it can't be just to be a strengthened police dog, right?

"System, system, call system."

"Is it there? System lady? Miss System? System Adult? ”

"You have the ability to rob a man, you have the ability to agree! Don't hide in and keep quiet, I know you're humming at home? ”

"System, do you dare to say yes if I call you?"

…… Liu Zhengjing chattered in the ward for two hours, and he didn't see Lin Qingyue outside the ward, who saw this scene and left silently with a worried face.

I'm afraid this brother is really wasted, I don't know if it's too late for my parents to have another one?

……

"If you don't speak again, believe it or not, I'll kill myself and let you lose me, the only excellent host in ten thousand?"

As soon as Liu Zhengjing's words fell, a pleasant voice sounded in the ward, and Liu Zhengjing, who was expecting a response from the system, was excited.

"I have a little donkey and I never ride ......"

The system ignored him, and his phone rang.

Of course, there is no "Little Donkey" in this life, which was taught to sing to her when his relationship with Lin Qingyue was not broken. Later, he set it as a mobile phone ringtone to remember the past.

The sisters and brothers, who were once close, talked about everything, and were closer than their own sisters and brothers, became enemies one day a few years ago, to be precise, Lin Qingyue regarded him as an enemy.

What happened that day Liu Zhengjing was also very confused, he was treated as a bad guy without doing anything, and from that day on, Lin Qingyue, who was gentle and cute, and a bird, was like a different person, and gradually became the current iceberg beauty.

The parents were also puzzled by the changes in their siblings, but they couldn't ask why.

Liu Zhengjing guessed a rough idea, like Lin Qingyue, he couldn't say anything if he was killed.

Lin Qingyue's changes did not affect him to continue to take care of Lin Qingyue, for more than ten years, the result was always a hot face and a cold butt, and he often laughed at himself This is probably licking the dog.

"A little star, hanging in the night sky to shine bright, as if I have many little moods, ups and downs, you ......" the mobile phone ringtone sang tirelessly.

Walking to the bed, the mood immediately became happy again, the mobile phone must have been brought to him by Lin Qingyue, hum, he is very fierce on the surface, but he still loves his younger brother very much in his heart.

"Hey~ Miss Dong."

"Seriously, let's go to the Sheriff's Office."

"I just came back from a business trip yesterday, aren't I resting today?"

"The state sheriff's office is here, and the whole meeting is meeting at two o'clock in the afternoon."

"I'm going to participate in this clerical job too? Any big news? ”

"The chief of the security section of the Public Security Department died unexpectedly."

…… Liu Zhengjing frowned, although the position of the chief of the security section in the Municipal Public Security Bureau is not low, it is not a real power position, if it is just an unexpected death, it is impossible to alarm the State Public Security Bureau, let alone hold a plenary meeting.

This "accidental death" should have another hidden secret, and it is likely to be a big case.

When Liu Zhengjing finished eating slowly and came to the largest lecture hall of the Public Security Bureau, the venue was already full of people, almost two or three hundred people.

habitually found a back corner to sit down, bored to pull his cracked mobile phone, hesitating to change it ruthlessly - second-hand mobile phone.

There was no one to greet Liu Zhengjing, in fact, most of the colleagues in this building were not familiar with each other except for colleagues in the same department.

And there are only two people in Liu Zhengjing's department, in addition to him, there is also a half-retired senior, who is also relaxed on weekdays, and he fishes at work, and no one cares about it.

It also confirms the rumors that he is a relational household and goes through the back door.

Not everyone can enter the security bureau of the Great Qin Empire, even if it is civilian, it needs to be a martial artist or someone with special abilities.

And Liu Zhengjing has no qualifications at all, except for his better grades in cultural classes, so as the most famous relational household and colleague who went through the back door, his popularity in this building is not low.

Knowing is known, no one can afford it, and no one scolds him, who doesn't know that his father, the deputy director of the Dongshan Prefecture Public Security Bureau, is a well-known cherishing feather.

It is estimated that he will be stuffed into the "favoritism" of the public security bureau if he has a bowl of rice, let alone want to build a relationship with the director through him.

Since you can't tie it, you can only despise it, people's hearts are complicated, but in fact, they are very pure and simple.

Liu Zhengjing's position is the administrator of the archives department, a typical pension department, but anyone who is a little self-motivated will not come here, and he is the youngest administrator in the history of the archives department of the Yicheng City Security Bureau.

Liu Zhengjing, who was about to look for a novel to read, noticed that the venue was quiet for a while, looked up, and saw the beautiful scenery at the back door.

It was a tall female team member, with delicate facial features, good skin, and a sheriff's uniform to outline a perfect figure, combining capable, gentle, and intellectual temperament.

At this moment, she is standing at the back door, her eyes wandering in the back rows of the venue, and the male team members are all straightening their waists and posing their most handsome postures, which is the magic of the beauty sight.

Only Liu Zhengjing hurriedly turned his head and pretended to look out the window, avoiding the sight of the goddess, but he still heard the sound of gradually approaching footsteps in his ears.

With a light sigh, he raised his head to meet the disgusting eyes of the goddess, "Miss Dong, how much hatred do you pull for me when you go here." ”

This is not nonsense, this young lady Dong and his phoenix sister Lin Qingyue have been best friends for more than ten years, and they were admitted to the Imperial Public Security Management University together and became the double school flowers of that school.

Miss Dong's original name was Dong Wenjing, when Lin Qingyue was still a warm-hearted sister, when she took Liu Zhengjing's hand and introduced her to Dong Wenjing, Liu Zhengjing called Miss Dong.

Of course, there is no "Miss Dong" in this world, so no one knows this stalk, but they all thought that this name was very novel and beautiful back then, and it has been called until now.

After the two graduated, Lin Qingyue had better talent and continued her studies, and Miss Dong returned to the Yicheng City Public Security Bureau, and was promoted to the deputy chief of the Detective Section in just a few years.

It is also this relationship that Dong Wenjing has taken great care of Liu Zhengjing since he joined the company, and has also pulled a lot of hatred for Liu Zhengjing, a transparent person.

In the eyes of outsiders, such a goddess suitor does not know how many people are common, and no one can enter her eyes, but she is closest to Liu Zhengjing, a waste wood who walks through the back door, and it is strange not to pull hatred.

"Give me less poverty, why are you sitting here again?" Dong Wenjing skillfully pulled Liu Zhengzheng's ears and said angrily.

In the eyes of Dong Wenjing, who has always believed that not being motivated is degenerate, Liu Zhengjing has been in the Public Security Bureau for the past two years is purely a salted fish, and it is inevitable that he will hate iron and steel, and he has been spurred on a lot in the past two years, but Liu Zhengjin is just a little muddy and can't support the wall.

Liu Zhengzheng pretended to be in pain and grinned, "I know it's wrong, I know it's wrong, lightly, don't let my rough and thick ears get tired of my sister's slender jade fingers......"

We are professional in licking dogs.

This is also Liu Zhengjing, a serious person who is willing to lick a dog and not feel ashamed.

"How did you get your face?"

"Lin Qingyue beat it." Liu Zhengjing looked aggrieved, "If only she had half the gentleness of Miss Dong." ”

"Don't be poor with me, don't go first after the meeting."

"Goddess Dong is going to give her little brother a chance to invite to dinner?" Liu Zhengjing made an exaggerated expression of surprise, in fact, Dong Wenjing paid the bill every time the two of them ate, the reason was that she had a high salary, she was still a sister, and there was no reason for her younger brother to pay.

Dong Wenjing rolled her eyes, turned around and said, "Uncle Lin is here." ”

At this moment, the front door opened, and a group of leaders pushed the door and walked onto the stage, with a burly figure in the center, a Chinese face, a high nose bridge, and bright eyes.

It is Liu Zhengjing's adoptive father, deputy director of the Dongshan Prefecture Public Security Bureau, Lin Shizheng.