Xue Pan wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, and his face was flushed.

Jia Chen knew that he was holding back the bad, but he didn't break it, but wanted to see what this thing wanted to do?

Soon, when it was time for dinner, Jia Zheng invited Jia Chen and Xue Pan to sit at the table, accompanied by Jia Lian and Jia Baoyu.

Xue Pan's arrogant posture even Jia Lian couldn't get used to it, and secretly scolded him in his heart for being a big fool.

When the banquet started, Jia Lian deliberately poured Xue Pan a few more glasses of wine, which made him stunned and almost drunk.

It was still Jia Zheng who was upright and stopped Jia Lian in time, so Xue Pan was not poured down.

When he was full of wine and food, Xue Pan drunkenly grabbed Jia Chen's arm and smiled maliciously:

"Brother Chen, go! Let's go to the garden, and show your hand to the foolish brother!" ”

Jia Chen saw that he had a wicked smile on his face, and knew that there must be a trap in the garden, so he decided to take the plan and rectify this Xue head.

"Good! Brother Xue, let's go to the garden, and I'll show you a set of swordsmanship to help you have fun. ”

Jia Chen grabbed Xue Pan's wrist and dragged him towards the garden.

Xue Pan's wrist was sore from him, and he wanted to get rid of it, but found that his wrist seemed to be clamped by an iron tong, and no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't break free.

Xue Pan was drunk, his eyes were hazy, dizzy, staggering, and he couldn't even walk steadily, so he had to let Jia Chen drag him, but he prevented himself from staggering and falling to the ground.

Jia Chen dragged him into the garden, and found that there were several piles of branches and leaves in the garden, which were spread on the ground, which was very strange.

Xue Pan pointed to one of the piles of leaves, and said with a slurred smile:

"Brother Chen, you go and practice your sword on that pile of leaves."

Jia Chen squinted at him and asked quietly, "Why do you want to practice on the leaves?" ”

Xue Pan drunkenly laughed and said:

"Hey, hey, hey...... Do you think, when you stand on the leaves and practice, when you raise your feet, you swing your fists, and your fists and feet bring the wind, and you can roll up the fallen leaves on the ground, how majestic! ”

Jia Chen sneered:

"Okay, as the saying goes, 'brother in front and brother in back', it's still you, the elder brother, go up and be majestic first!"

After that, without waiting for Xue Pan to respond, he grabbed his arm and pushed him towards the pile of leaves.

Xue Pan stepped into the air, and his bloated body smashed through the tiled branches and leaves, and fell into the trap.

"Whew!"

"Ouch!"

A scream rang out from the trap.

Jia Chen walked over to take a look, and saw Xue Pan lying in the pit in a five-body posture, with his arms outstretched, like a "big" character.

The trap wasn't very deep, he was just stunned, but he didn't bleed.

It's just that under him, there is a lump of horse manure and dog shit.

Sadly, he landed all face on the ground.

His face was right on a large pile of horse manure.

Looking at this funny and ridiculous scene, the corners of Jia Chen's lips raised slightly, it turned out that this thing wanted to use a trap to harm himself.

It's really stupid and naïve!

Xue Pan lay in the pit for a while, and suddenly knelt down and sat up, spitting "baba

It's just that his spittle stars are all dark yellow, obviously mixed with feces.

His head was covered with horse manure, and his lips were covered with dung, as if he had drunk a bowl of thick egg custard without wiping his mouth clean.

Xue Pan fell and woke up the wine, he looked down at the horse manure and dog feces all over his body, smelled the stinking smell, covered his chest, and retched.

Jia Chen was far away, and joked with a smile:

"Brother Xue, I didn't expect you to be okay with this mouthful, if you don't have enough to eat, I can ask someone to pick up a few more buckets of feces and urine and pour them on you, so that you can eat enough."

Xue Pan was so angry that he cried out loud, shouting at the top of his voice:

"Mom, come and save me!"

He shouted as he crawled out of the trap on all fours.

It's just that his hands are covered in feces, clutching at the edge of the vertical trap, and he is wet and slippery.

As soon as he climbed two steps up, he returned to the pit and sat down with more feces.

Looking at his sobbing and embarrassed virtue, the corners of Jia Chen's lips raised slightly, it seems that this Xue head is still a child who has not grown up, and he will call his mother whenever he encounters difficulties.

In fact, Xue Pan is sixteen years old this year.

In the Great Zhou, it belongs to the year of the weak crown, that is, adulthood.

When an adult is in trouble, he calls his mother, which is really ridiculous and ridiculous.

Xue Pan's followers hid behind a tree and didn't dare to show their heads.

In fact, he saw Xue Pan fall into the trap just now, but he didn't dare to rush over, because Xue Pan was covered in, and if he came over, he would definitely need to help Xue Pan clean up.

He didn't want to get this pickled feces on his body.

As soon as he heard Xue Pan shouting his mother, the attendant suddenly felt like he had been amnestied, and ran to the Lixiang Courtyard where the Xue family was staying.

After a while, a rich-looking, richly dressed middle-aged woman led a young girl over.

When his eyes fell on the girl, Jia Chen's breath stagnated, and only one word popped up in his mind - beauty!

The lips are red without dotting, the eyebrows are green without painting, the face is like a silver basin, and the eyes are like apricots.

On his head, he wore a black and oily shirt, a honey-colored cotton jacket, a rose-purple two-color gold and silver mouse shoulder gown, and a green onion and yellow silk cotton skirt, which was half-new and not old, and looked luxurious.

This look, this dress, Jia Chen can guess without being introduced by others, this girl is Xue Baochai.

Jia Chen used to suspect that Xue Baochai's face was like a silver basin in the original book, so how scary is this face?

Silver basin big face, how round does that face have to be to look like a basin?

However, now that the real person is in person, Jia Chen realizes why Xue Baochai's face looks like a silver basin.

She does have a round face, not a sharp chin, a little baby fat, slightly plumper than a melon seed face, but not a fat face, but a plump and rounded appearance, with a mandible and cheekbones that are not prominent.

Especially her skin, white and tender, shiny and smooth, as if it can be broken by blowing, it really deserves the word "silver".

As for the middle-aged lady next to her, it was naturally her and Xue Pan's mother, Aunt Xue.

As soon as Xue Pan saw Aunt Xue and Xue Baochai, he was like looking forward to a savior, and shouted with a crying voice:

"Mom, sister, help me up!"

At this time, Xue Pan had more feces on his body, as if he had just been fished out of the manure pit.

Aunt Xue pinched her nose and asked sharply:

"My darling, how did you fall into the dung pit?"

Xue Pan pointed at Jia Chen angrily, gritted his teeth and shouted:

"He pushed me down!"

Aunt Xue was anxious when she heard this, glared at Jia Chen angrily, and asked:

"Who are you? Why do you want to harm my son? ”

Before Jia Chen could respond, Xue Baochai grabbed Aunt Xue's arm and dissuaded:

"Mom, there must be something strange about this matter, people won't push my brother into the dung pit for no reason."

The corners of Jia Chen's lips raised slightly, it seems that this Xue Baochai is still knowledgeable.

Xue Baochai walked up to Jia Chen steadily and peacefully, bowed Yingying, and said in a clear voice:

"Dare to ask this little brother, where did my brother offend the honorable driver? Why did you push him into the manure pit? ”

She speaks slowly and logically, unhurriedly, and her words are mellow as jade, pleasant to the ear.