[043] Xue Pan drinks urine?
A gust of spring breeze came through the forest and crossed the water, swept through the colorful and undulating sea of flowers, and stirred Xue Baochai's sideburns and clothes corners.
Jia Chen returned the salute:
"Jia Chen has seen Sister Bao. Here's the thing: Brother Xue dug a few traps, and he wanted to trick me, but unexpectedly, he fell into the trap himself.
I heard that Sister Bao is reasonable, and I dare to ask Sister Bao, who is responsible for this incident, can you blame me? ”
Xue Baochai frowned slightly, his eyes flickered a few times, and after a few moments of entanglement, he smiled and said:
"I can't really blame you for this."
Xue Pan hurriedly shouted:
"Sister, don't listen to his nonsense, he really pushed me into the trap."
Suddenly, a stern male voice came:
"Even if he pushes you down, the trap is also dug by yourself, you can't harm others, but hurt yourself, it's completely self-inflicted, and the blame is on your own!"
Jia Chen followed the prestige, and saw Jia Zheng, accompanied by Mrs. Wang and a few small servants, walking towards this side with a cold face.
Before Jia Chen could say hello, Jia Zheng took the initiative to comfort:
"Chen'er, you can't be blamed for this matter, it's completely Xue Pan's own benefit."
Jia Chen arched his hand and smiled: "The second uncle understands the righteousness, and the little nephew admires it. ”
As he spoke, he saluted Mrs. Wang and Aunt Xue again:
"The little nephew has met the second aunt and Aunt Xue."
"No need to be polite!" Mrs. Wang glanced at Jia Chen blankly, her eyes were as calm as water, so quiet that people couldn't see through her thoughts.
Aunt Xue was so angry that her lips trembled, her eyes were full of resentment and bloodshot, and she couldn't wait to dig out two holes in Jia Chen's body with her eyes.
She has always doted on Xue Pan, helping her relatives and not helping her, even if Xue Pan killed someone, she also protected her in every way, who cares what is right or wrong?
Mothers have many defeated children, this is true.
Jia Zheng looked at Aunt Xue, who was so angry that her face turned pale, and persuaded:
"Auntie, this matter is Pan'er's fault first, please distinguish between right and wrong, don't blame Chen'er."
The corners of Aunt Xue's lips twitched, so she had to admit:
"What my brother-in-law said is very true."
As Jia Zheng's sister-in-law, she is equivalent to Jia Zheng's junior;
Moreover, Aunt Xue dragged her family to Rongguo Mansion, and she needed to look at people's eyes under the fence, otherwise she wouldn't live for long, so she naturally didn't dare to contradict Jia Zheng.
Xue Pan shouted:
"Mom, can you make small talk later? Pull me up, I'm about to get faint from the stench. ”
Xue Baochai snorted and almost laughed, but she has always behaved gracefully, deferentially and considerately, mellow and easy-going, she is a lady in the show, and hurriedly covered her lips with a brocade to stop laughing.
Jia Chen's eyes narrowed slightly, showing appreciation, and when Xue Baochai laughed, a faint flush came out from under the white and tender facial skin, white and red, even more charming and moving.
Hearing the call of her precious son, Aunt Xue was anxious, and hurriedly instructed Xue Pan's follower:
"Call a few people and save Pan'er!"
Jia Zheng grabbed the white and said: "You don't need to call someone, these little guys under me can help." ”
As he spoke, he glanced at the few little guys behind him.
The little guys frowned sadly, who wants to touch Xue Pan, who is covered in?
What's more, Xue Pan has a big head and a bloated body, and there is not much from head to toe.
"Let's go get a rope!" A guy suggested.
As soon as these words came out, the little guys scattered in a hurry, and they all pretended to go to get the rope.
No one wanted to stay here, in case Jia Zheng ordered them to pull Xue Pan out with their bare hands, wouldn't it be disgusting to death?
After a while, the boys came back slowly, but instead of a rope, they took a fishing net.
One of the servants opened his fishing net and threw it into the pit, covering Xue Pan with his head.
"Uncle Xue, you get into the net, we'll pull you up!"
"Okay, hurry up!" Xue Pan hurriedly answered, got into the net, poked out ten fingers, and grabbed the mesh of the fishing net.
The five servants clamped the rope under their armpits and dragged them backwards like a tug-of-war.
"One, two!"
"One, two!"
"One, two!"
Xue Pan's body was bloated and fat, and these little guys couldn't move with their hands and feet, so they had to shout the trumpet and work hard together, and finally dragged Xue Pan out.
This time, Xue Pan was like a miserable fat-headed fish, curled up into a ball of meat in the fishing net, rolled out of the trap, and crushed a dung residue on the ground.
In the process of rolling, Xue Pan accidentally licked some pickled things into his mouth, hurriedly spit out several mouthfuls of saliva, and shouted with a crying voice:
"What are you doing? Hurry up and give me a shower for uncle! ”
The little guys pursed their lips, they were all resentful, and secretly said that this guy is not the master of the Jia family, why should he be the uncle in front of us?
Jia Zheng saw that they were grinding and reluctant, and scolded: "Why don't you go quickly? ”
The boys had to go and fetch a few buckets of water.
They deliberately poured urine into the bucket to take revenge on the arrogant and domineering Xue Pan.
Anyway, now Xue Pan is covered in, even if he sprinkles some urine on him, he can't smell it.
The little guys held back a wicked smile, carried buckets, and walked to Xue Pan one by one, pouring water on him.
Jia Chen, Xue Baochai and the others were far away, and they couldn't see that the water was mixed with urine.
Xue Pan raised his neck, opened his mouth, drank a sip of poured water, and wanted to gargle, but he tasted wrong, so he had to keep spitting and scolding:
"Phew! What the fuck is this water? What's the smell of urine? ”
There was a low burst of laughter.
The corners of Jia Chen's lips also raised slightly, guessing that the little guys had urinated into the water.
Xue Pan wanted to play tricks on himself, but he didn't expect that he was tricked by a group of despicable guys, and it was really evil and evil.
A little guy explained in a weird way:
"Uncle Xue, do you think, those horses can't just and not pee, right? The horse manure on your body must be mixed with horse urine, which is why it smells of urine. ”
Another silly little guy chimed in:
"yes, and this shit on your body must also contain dog urine."
As soon as these words came out, Jia Chen couldn't help laughing, this fool actually compared himself and his companions to dogs.
The little guys all glared at him a few times with resentful eyes, but the silly little guy hadn't come back to his senses, and only smirked "hey, hey, hey".
Jia Chen sighed in his heart, there is a reason why this product can only be a small servant, the brain itself is not bright, if he can be a small servant and mix food and clothing, he will already burn high incense.
A few buckets of water were poured down, and Xue Pan turned into a dirty soup chicken.
Due to the presence of Aunt Xue and Xue Baochai, Xue Pan couldn't take off his clothes and wash happily, but as a result, he was still wearing clothes stained with feces and urine, but the feces on his clothes were diluted, but he looked even more disgusting.
Xue Pan glared at Jia Chen viciously, and wanted to say a few cruel words, but because of Jia Zheng's presence, he didn't dare to say wild words.
The corners of Jia Chen's lips raised slightly, knowing that Xue Pan would not give up, and would definitely find an opportunity to take revenge on himself.
But this thing is the same as the silly little guy just now, his brain is not very bright, and he can't think of any subtle conspiracies, so he doesn't have to worry too much, he just needs to see the trick and wait for the opportunity to fight back.