Chapter 002: New Guest: Deadpool

Since the blonde girl, more than a dozen people have come to Rorschach's store one after another.

Frankly speaking, the foot flow in the store is actually okay.

But as always, after seeing the "honor" of the Devil Fruit, everyone lost interest.

In the blink of an eye, it was afternoon, and seeing that the day was about to pass, Rorschach still hadn't sold even a single Devil Fruit.

"Another day of nothing!"

Rorschach's face was helpless, and he didn't have the enthusiasm he had in the morning, so he lay on the counter and played with his mobile phone so weakly.

Completely rotten.

"Ha~喽~"

With this very coquettish-sounding voice, Rorschach saw a man wearing a hood standing in front of his shop.

What's the situation?

Rorschach couldn't help but chuckle in his heart, could it be that he had met a robber?

After all, in this free country, buying anything for zero yuan is a common occurrence, and even convenience stores and other places are frequented.

However, zero-yuan purchase of fruit stores or something, Rorschach is really the first time to encounter it.

"Don't be nervous, I'm not the kind of low-level robber, and I actually hate those guys who don't have technical content."

The hooded man saw that Rorschach seemed to have misunderstood, so he waved his hand, "Actually, I'm wearing a hood because I just attended a carnival, and I'm a perverted murderer in cos, see no, I don't have a weapon in my hand." ”

Rorschach looked at it and found that if this was the case, the hooded man was empty-handed, and it really didn't look like he had come to buy it for zero yuan.

This made him breathe a sigh of relief.

It's just that Rorschach is actually very skeptical of the hooded man.

Even if this product is really a carnival, it's all over now, so there's no need to wear a headgear all the time, right?

And I don't know why, the voice of the hooded man, Rorschach felt very familiar, as if he had heard it somewhere.

But the strange thing is that he has only been reborn in this world for more than a month, and he actually doesn't know many people at all.

And this voice was not like the voice of anyone he knew.

The hooded man didn't mean to take off the hood, so he walked directly into the store: "Actually, I was passing by here, and when I saw your strange shop, I came to see what the Devil Fruit was...... Is it all these colorful things? ”

Isn't this a neurosis?

Are you really going to wear it all the time?

Rorschach was in his heart.

However, if it is really a psychopath, Rorschach is still a little happy, because the possibility of a neuropathy buying a Devil Fruit may be greater.

"That's right, sir, these are the Devil Fruits that we sell, and they're some pretty magical fruits."

"Shet, is that really it? I thought it was some decoration, or some toy for children to play with. "The hooded man's voice sounded so incredible.

"No, sir, these are fruits, they are meant to be eaten, and these fruits have very magical powers, which can make the person who eats them obtain magical abilities."

When Rorschach introduced this, he couldn't help but start to beat a little drum in his heart.

This is a crucial step, and so far the vast majority of customers have turned around here.

"Magical abilities? Like the guys in the X-Men, that kind of ability? ”

But the hooded man didn't leave, but instead showed a very interested look.

This made Rorschach secretly happy in his heart, sure enough, he was still a reliable person with an abnormal brain.

"That's right, sir!"

Rorschach pointed to the slippery fruit and introduced the other party, "For example, this fruit, the name is the slippery fruit, you may wonder why it is called 'slippery fruit'......"

"Yes, that's right, why is it a 'slippery fruit', because when you bite into your mouth, it's as smooth as if you have touched lubricating oil?" The hooded man gave a very vivid example.

"Because eating this fruit makes people's skin very smooth, smooth to a hundred times smoother than the skin of a newborn baby!"

Rorschach directly ignored the hooded man's interjection and continued to introduce the hooded man.

"Sounds great, can any kind of skin be smooth?"

The hooded man not only did not seem to be persuaded to quit like everyone else, but seemed more interested.

"Of course, the fruits in our store are all undeceived and genuine, if the effect is not good......" Rorschach thought for a moment and made a vicious oath, "Let me be wheeled a hundred times by a hundred big fat people." ”

The hooded man couldn't help but shudder, can you make such a vicious poisonous oath?

"Even a face like mine?"

Immediately after that, the hooded man suddenly took off his mask, and a pitted and miserable face appeared in front of Rorschach.

I'll go!

Rorschach was first startled by the terrible face, and then his eyes widened in disbelief.

Little, Deadpool!

He didn't expect that this hooded man who looked abnormal in his brain was actually Deadpool!

But if it's Deadpool, maybe it's really possible, after all, with such a face, it's really really necessary to slippery fruit.

And Deadpool's brain, well, looks really a little out of the box from the movies.

"What do you think of my face?" Deadpool saw that Rorschach was frightened by his honor and didn't take it to heart.

It wasn't the first time he'd experienced this.

"Sir, is your face run over by a train?"

Although he knew what kind of dignity Deadpool was, Rorschach deliberately showed a shocked look.

"After that, I was trampled by a hundred wild horses, and at the end of the bath I was rubbed with sand, and that's pretty much it."

Deadpool blackened himself, it was really not saving himself any face, "How about it, can I have this face too?" ”

"Sir, as I said, no matter what kind of skin you have!"

Rorschach swore solemnly, "Just take a bite, I guarantee you can have flawless skin, metamorphosis, just this moment!" ”

"Isn't that too much? Do you really expect me to believe that there is such a miraculous fruit in the world? Deadpool finally raised some questions.

Rorschach immediately took out a small sample of the slippery fruit, "Sir, if you don't believe me, you can taste it, and your skin will be smooth again in no time." ”

"You're not trying to poison me, are you?" Deadpool looked at the small piece of sample and didn't move immediately.

"Sir, you're joking, why should I do this? And I have surveillance in the store, and if you die, I'll go to jail. ”

Rorschach gestured to the camera on the wall.

"It's okay, even if it's really poisonous, it won't poison me at all, and you won't go to jail, because I'll kill you directly."

With that, Deadpool took the sample fruit from Rorschach's hand.

Took a hard bite.