"Poof!"

Just took a bite, and Deadpool couldn't help but squirt out directly.

"Is there any mistake? Why is this stuff so unpalatable? It's like poop and garbage mixed together! Deadpool couldn't help but shout at Rorschach.

He could swear he had never eaten anything so unpalatable in his life.

But the more this happened, the more Deadpool believed it.

After all, if someone really wanted to do anything in this Devil Fruit, how could it be so unpalatable?

"Sir, there is a saying in Huaxia that I don't know if you have heard, loyalty is good for deeds, and good medicine is good for disease."

Rorschach said to Deadpool in a serious manner.

"Excuse me, what did you just say? It tasted so sour, it choked me enough, I didn't hear you say anything. ”

Deadpool looked up and looked at Rorschach with a very innocent look.

Rorschach: "......"

"Forget it, we'll talk about it later." Deadpool waved his hand.

Then he pinched his nose, stuffed the remaining small piece of pulp into his mouth, chewed hard, and swallowed it.

"I'm so crazy that I actually believed your nonsense...... shit, what's going on? Why do I feel cold on my body? ”

Deadpool regretted it immediately after swallowing it, and secretly said that he was still a little impulsive, how could there be such a magical fruit in the world.

But halfway through his words, he immediately felt a mysterious force acting on his skin.

Deadpool immediately touched his face with his hand in amazement, but felt that the potholes on his skin were rapidly becoming smaller and lighter.

And soon, it disappeared completely.

In terms of feel, it seems to be really smooth to the touch!

"Shit, won't you?"

Deadpool looked incredulous, and he took off his hood.

A new face suddenly appeared in front of Rorschach.

Deadpool took a deep breath, reached for his phone, turned the camera to the front camera, and put it in front of him.

"Lie down in a big groove!"

Deadpool screamed in a loud voice, and his hands trembled and he almost threw his phone out.

He couldn't believe his eyes.

His face, as if he had been trampled by ten thousand horses, was really good!

It's really good!

"Shit, how is this kind of thing possible? My face, it's actually so good? "Deadpool still can't react.

"Sir, as you can see, your skin has become very smooth, I didn't lie to you, did I?" Rorschach said with a smile on his face as he looked at Deadpool.

As long as the customer tastes the food, it can be said that the probability of making a transaction is very, very high.

Especially for people like Deadpool, he has a very big flaw in his own right, and the Devil Fruit provided by Rorschach can perfectly make up for his flaws.

The certainty of the transaction is better than three points.

"It's not just smooth, even the skin of the goddess I use to sleep every day is nothing more than that, right? Man, even women who see my skin will be so jealous that they can't sleep! ”

Deadpool was so excited that she almost jumped.

"Sir, it seems that you are very happy with the Devil Fruit in the shop, right?" Rorschach asked at the right time.

"Satisfied? Man, satisfaction can't describe my mood at all, I don't even know how to describe my mood, excited, excited, unbelievable......"

Looking at Deadpool's extremely excited eyes, Rorschach believed that what the other party said was true.

"The satisfaction of the guests is my greatest encouragement, sir, you just ate a sample, and the effect can only last for five minutes."

"But don't worry, as long as you buy my slippery fruit, you will be able to keep this face forever that the gods are jealous of."

Rorschach saw that it was almost time and began to make a timely pitch to Deadpool.

Deadpool now finally understands why such a rebellious fruit would let him eat it casually.

After doing it for a long time, it was just a five-minute experience card, and that's it.

But think about it, how can a normal person just let others eat such a magical thing?

"Profiteer, you know I'm going to have to buy it like a hundred claws scratching my heart after I try it, right? You profiteer, but I like it! I want this fruit! ”

Deadpool waved his hand and said to Rorschach very domineeringly.

"During the opening of the store, all the fruits are 7% off, and the original price of the slippery fruit is 500,000 US dollars, and after the discount, it only needs 350,000 US dollars."

"Very good, is there a discount for this miraculous fruit...... Wait, wait, what do you say the price? ”

The chrysanthemum smile on Deadpool's face froze directly, and he even wondered if he had heard it wrong.

"A fruit, you actually sell it for 500,000 US dollars? That's an exaggeration, isn't it? Deadpool's voice was a few octaves higher.

"Sir, repeat, now you only need 350,000 US dollars to buy it, and in all fairness, do you really think this price is expensive?"

"To put it mildly, this face of the gentleman, even if it is three and a half million, it can't be cured, right?"

Rorschach confidently said to Deadpool, "And sir, making the skin look good is just a side effect of the slippery fruit, and what it really does is make the skin smooth!" Why do I keep emphasizing the word smooth? ”

"Does it make a difference?" Deadpool was stunned by Rorschach's words, smooth, isn't it just good-looking.

"Of course it's not sir, otherwise why is this fruit not called a beauty fruit, but a slippery fruit? That's because it allows the friction of the skin to be zero, achieving true smoothness! ”

"What is the concept of zero friction, believe me needless to say, right? If someone punches you, their fist will bounce straight away! ”

Rorschach continues to introduce Deadpool.

"Zero friction? That's an exaggeration, right? You're not lying to me, are you? But you can't fool me! ”

Syllable!

When Deadpool said this, he actually slapped a big mouth directly in his face.

Sure enough, he is worthy of being a little cheap, and his actions are unexpected.

"Really popped off! My slap was bounced off like it hit an ice cube! Deadpool screamed in disbelief.

Of course, with Deadpool's extremely exaggerated and perverted self-healing ability, it seems a little unnecessary to bounce off attacks or anything.

But the key problem is that even if Deadpool heals himself, the pain is still the same.

"Sir, you can take off your shoes again, and as long as the ground slopes a little bit, you can skate like an ice skate."

No sooner had Rorschach finished speaking than Deadpool couldn't wait to throw away his shoes.

Sure enough, his whole body began to slide quickly to the side.

After all, there is no such thing as an absolutely horizontal ground without a slope.

"Cool, this is so cool, it's unimaginably cool!" Deadpool screamed with excitement.