Chapter 004: 700,000 to buy a fruit
While Deadpool was having fun in Rorschach's store, the five-minute time had already arrived.
Deadpool's sleek feet return to their original shape again, and the zero-friction state disappears.
He staggered, and almost fell to the ground.
If it weren't for Deadpool's very sharp skills, a fierce man would have fallen directly to the ground.
And this is secondary.
What's more, Deadpool's skin quickly began to change.
It turned out that the woman's envious skin faded in the blink of an eye, and the original pitted face reappeared.
It's fine if it's always like this, but after trying to get back to his normal face, how can Deadpool stand it?
"NO!NO! Don't change back, don't!" Deadpool clutched his face and shouted.
"Sir, do you still think 350,000 is expensive?"
Rorschach's voice sounded on the side, and he just hugged his arms and looked at Deadpool, steady as an old dog.
Rorschach still doesn't believe it, and after experiencing the magic of the Slippery Fruit for himself, Deadpool can resist the temptation.
Deadpool stopped talking.
Compared with the anti-heaven effect of the slippery fruit, the price of a mere 350,000 US dollars is really not expensive.
Not only is it not expensive, it's just cheap to get home, Deadpool believes that if this slippery fruit flows to the market, millions of dollars of American knives will be robbed.
This is already a conscientious seller.
"OK, 350,000 is 350,000, shit, I've worked hard for two years!" Deadpool painfully pulled out a bank card.
Since killing the archenemy Ajax and reuniting with Vanessa, Deadpool has returned to his old job as a mercenary.
Although this strange guy has been killed by his employer many times, his commission is not cheap, and after two years, he can still get 350,000 yuan.
Swiping the card, Rorschach took the slippery fruit out of the display case and placed it in Deadpool's hand.
After Deadpool took it, he couldn't wait to bite it hard, and suddenly his unpalatable face was entangled.
But Deadpool gritted his teeth and didn't spit it out at all, like a starving ghost reincarnated, and ate the fruit in one go!
"Shet, this fruit is so unpalatable."
"This kind of taste, I don't want to experience it again in my life."
Deadpool swallowed the last bite of the fruit with great perseverance, and couldn't help but complain again and again.
"Uh, that's ......"
Rorschach stopped talking.
"What's wrong?"
"It's fine!"
Rorschach shook his head decisively.
If you tell Deadpool that you only need to eat one bite of the fruit at this time, will you be killed directly by Deadpool?
However, Rorschach really didn't expect that Deadpool would kill all the Devil Fruits with three strokes and five divisions like a hungry dog.
He was dumbfounded, and by the time he came to his senses, Deadpool had finished eating.
It can only be said that Deadpool deserves to be Deadpool, and his combat effectiveness is strong!
And during this time when Rorschach secretly sighed in his heart, Deadpool, who had eaten the fruit, quickly returned to normal again.
"It's back! I'm back again! ”
Deadpool screamed so excitedly that he almost danced.
"Congratulations, sir, you have the envy of men and women, and you will be the most beautiful boy walking on the street from now on!"
Rorschach sent a congratulatory telegram on the side.
"That's right, now I'm really handsome! God, I'm afraid I'm going to fall in love with myself! ”
Deadpool uses his phone as a mirror, and he looks at it very stinky and authentic.
Fortunately, there is no one else in Rorschach's store, and Rorschach himself is very familiar with Deadpool's personality, otherwise Deadpool would have to be regarded as a psychopath by others.
"Store manager, what other devil fruits do you have, introduce me again, I plan to save some money as soon as possible and buy another one!"
After putting away the phone, Deadpool said to Rorschach with a glittering gaze.
He's gearing up to eat another Devil Fruit!
Although the taste is truly unforgettable, it is nothing compared to the superpowers that the fruit brings to him.
"Excuse me sir, under normal circumstances, each person can only eat one Devil Fruit, otherwise it will explode and die."
Rorschach explained to Deadpool with a grimace.
He understands Deadpool's desire to eat more fruit right now, but reality really doesn't allow it.
"Exploding and dying, so terrifying?"
Deadpool exclaimed in a very exaggerated tone, and then asked, "'Normally', so it's true that you can eat multiple Devil Fruits, right?" ”
"Yes sir, as long as you take the Dark Fruit, you can take multiple Devil Fruits at the same time."
"This Dark Fruit should be more expensive, right?" Deadpool guessed.
"Yes sir, one Dark Fruit costs a billion dollars."
"A billion!" Deadpool gasped.
A billion dollars in a fruit, can you believe it?
With so much money, even if you sell him, you can't afford it.
"Moreover, the Dark Fruit is still out of stock." Rorschach explained again for Deadpool.
The Devil Fruits unlocked by the system now are all relatively low-end Devil Fruits.
Powerful fruits such as Shock Fruit, Thunder Fruit, and Shining Fruit have not yet been unlocked.
You need to complete the corresponding sales tasks.
So even if you have money, you can't buy it.
"That's a shame." Deadpool said with regret.
But that's all it can be.
"By the way, sir, I have set up a group specifically for Devil Fruit Abilities to facilitate communication between Devil Fruit Abilities in the future, are you interested in joining in?"
Rorschach remembered something else and began asking Deadpool's opinion.
Deadpool only hesitated for a second, then agreed: "Of course, that sounds like a very interesting thing!" ”
Then the two sides began to add friends, and Rorschach pulled Deadpool into the group he had built.
"Devil Fruit House? It's just the two of us now? ”
Deadpool opened the social software and looked at it, a little surprised.
Doesn't this mean that he was the first customer to buy a Devil Fruit?
Deadpool suddenly had the feeling that he had been pitted.
"Although there are only two of us now, I believe that there will be more and more people in the future."
Rorschach confidently said to Deadpool, "I also hope that Wade will introduce me to two more clients." ”
When we added social media friends, the two sides used each other's names, so there's nothing wrong with calling Deadpool Wade now.
"It's a bit difficult, your fruit here is too expensive! People I know can't afford it! Deadpool shrugged.
Then he said hello to Rorschach and left.