After several months of hard work, the decoration of the Starry Funeral Parlor finally ushered in a perfect curtain call.

I also bought a lot of pothos from the flower and bird market to purify formaldehyde and decorate the store.

In the past, funeral parlors always gave people a sense of lifelessness, which made people feel extremely depressed when they entered the store. Now, with my special decoration, the store has become full of life.

I took out my sunglasses and checked the results of the renovation.

[The house luck value is 8 points. Room layout: five ways to transport wealth, which is conducive to a wide range of financial resources and prosperous business. 】

I finished reading the tips for my sunglasses and nodded in satisfaction.

Da Lei said: "Lao Chen, the decoration is finished, our store doesn't look like a funeral parlor anymore." ”

I said, "Our Starry Funeral Shop should be different from other funeral parlors and highlight our own characteristics." If all funeral parlors are one style, then why don't customers choose someone else's home for funerals, but choose yours? And with such a layout in the store, the feng shui has also become better, you just wait and see, the good days of our store are coming. ”

Da Lei said with some expectation: "Lao Chen, you really deserve to be a person who does big things, and your thoughts are different from others." It's still the same sentence, what you say, let's do it, just sit back and wait for you to make a fortune with your brother in a muffled voice. ”

I said, "Da Lei, our funeral parlor must not only make changes in decoration and publicity, but also be all-encompassing in the choice of customers. ”

Da Lei frowned and said, "Old Chen, what does this mean?" Why is our funeral shop all-inclusive? ”

I said, "Let's say, let's sell some funeral supplies, and add a pet funeral business in addition to the general funeral business!" In short, as long as there is money to be made, add more business, don't just stare at a business and work hard, form a blockchain, and dig more on the funeral list. ”

Although Da Lei heard it in a fog, he still gave a thumbs up and said: "Lao Chen, you have strange ideas and clear ideas, you are really a talent!" ”

"Forget it, telling you so much is also playing the piano to the cow. I will sort out a complete set of plans in a while, and our funeral parlor will start to implement the plan I sorted out in the future. ”

Da Lei nodded and said, "Okay, I'll listen to you." Can we go to the city funeral home? It's been a few days, buddy's lifelong event, you can't ignore it! ”

I was planning the future blueprint of the funeral parlor, looked up at Da Lei, and after a closer look, I realized that this product was dressed like a dog today.

"Da Lei, you're really useless, so I'm worried about your little. Men should focus on their careers, and with a career, what kind of women don't have it at that time? ”

"Lao Chen, don't double standard, you are really a full man and you don't know that a hungry man is hungry. You and your girl have reached the point of talking about marriage, and I don't even have a girlfriend yet, can you not be in a hurry? When I have a girlfriend, won't I have the motivation to struggle? Will that career be far away? ”

I glanced at Da Lei and said, "I'll ask about the white paper kite first." ”

I called the white paper kite, and asked about introducing the person to Da Lei.

The white paper kite replied with a smile: "Yes, you can bring your buddies now." Let me tell you, those female colleagues in my unit are more anxious to meet than your buddies, and I have been annoyed to death in the past few days. ”

Da Lei eavesdropped on the voice of the white paper kite beside me, and showed an impatient smile.

"Lao Chen, listen to me, those girls are waiting to see me, did you deliberately not arrange a meeting opportunity for us? Don't you see buddies? ”

I kicked the thunder hard and scolded, "Look at your little bit of talent, can't you wait?" I call this a strategy, do you understand? It's about putting it off a little longer to make it seem like you're not so cheap. ”

"In front of girls, don't let people think that you are idle, let her think that you are busy with your career, very motivated, and a very good man. Such a man is high-value, in order to satisfy the girl's fantasy about you. ”

"I'm setting up a character for you, do you understand? Don't you see them as if you've never seen a woman, directly exposing the nature of licking dogs, that will make you look very low, you know? ”

Da Lei scratched his head and said, "Okay, well, I'll listen to you." Then tell me how you are going to talk to them in a while? What to talk about? How do you behave in front of them so that you don't seem to lick the dog so much? ”

I said, "Although you are my buddy, you can't always count on me for such a thing, right?" I can give you advice, but I can't teach you in vain, right? ”

I gave Da Lei a hint of a look, and Da Lei immediately understood, and immediately transferred 500 yuan to me on WeChat.

He said very reverently: "Lao Chen, don't sell your guanzi, hurry up and teach your brother, and then give you an additional benefit fee after the matter is completed." ”

I took the money, grinned at Da Lei, and said, "The first step is to set up a persona, and the second step is to serve the person." You speak, dress, and behave in a way that conforms to the persona, understand? ”

Da Lei shook his head blankly and said, "Old Chen, can you explain it clearly?" I haven't even read a book, so how can I understand what you're saying? ”

I glanced at Da Lei in disgust, and then sighed: "Forget it, you have time to read the novels of the Domineering President series." Let's first understand why girls love to read this kind of novel! Because such novels can satisfy all their fantasies about men. Then let's set up the character of an excellent man, and you should speak and behave like an excellent man. ”

Da Lei said with a depressed face: "I'm just an ordinary funeral worker, how good can I be?" How else do you want to behave? ”

"I'm not saying it, if you want to say how hard it is to do a funeral, or what interesting things you encountered during the funeral, these are all pluses."

"Also, you must emphasize that you are very busy and have no time, after meeting a girl, you must not be surprised, calm and unhurried, behave lightly, don't look at people as if you have never seen a woman, and keep looking at people."

"And you must be able to keep humor when you meet, and maintain a cold attitude when you don't meet."

Da Lei was dumbfounded when he heard this, and said depressedly: "This is too difficult, right? ”

I said, "Do you still want to attract girls?" If you want to, do what I say. ”

Da Lei nodded again and again: "Okay, well, I'll listen to you." ”

"Funny and humorous, I think it's your strength and strength, but you must not talk about meat jokes with girls casually, that's a minus. As for Gao Leng's style of doing things, that is, the message should not be replied to in seconds, and the tone of conversation with them is flat and emotionless. ”

Da Lei took the small notebook and recorded it frantically, and then said, "Lao Chen, how do you know so much?" ”

I squinted at Da Lei's outfit and said disgustedly, "Are you going to jump in colorful clothes?" Hurry up and change into a serious outfit. ”