Under my urging, Da Lei changed into casual clothes, and finally had some well-dressed style.

I nodded with satisfaction and said, "It's finally a bit human, so let's go." ”

Da Lei was happily about to get into the funeral car, and I hurriedly stopped him and scolded: "Are you stupid? Are you going on a date, what kind of funeral car do you drive? ”

Da Lei said with a depressed face: "Then why are we going?" The city funeral home is more than 100 kilometers away from our store. ”

I rolled my eyes at Da Lei and said, "Let's rent a car and give you a full face, but you have to bear all the costs." ”

Da Lei said: "Okay, okay, it's all counted on me." ”

And there happened to be a car rental company in the town, and the rented vehicles were all good and cheap, so I picked a Volkswagen Lavida for Da Lei and took Qiqi into the car.

Da Lei sat in the driver's seat and asked, "Lao Chen, do you have anything else to order?" Are we ready to go? ”

I said, "Let's go!" ”

Da Lei drove the car and Qiqi and me to the door of the city funeral home. He parked his car and was about to unbuckle his seatbelt when I stopped him.

I said, "You wait in the car first, and I'll go and inquire about the situation for you." Don't act rashly and don't smoke, lest you offend the other person. ”

Da Lei said: "Okay, okay, I'll just wait here, don't go anywhere, and all actions are under command." ”

I got off the bus with Qiqi and entered the city funeral home. Before going in, I called the white paper kite and told her that we had arrived.

When the white paper kite heard this, she immediately walked out of the funeral home to greet me and Qiqi.

When she saw Qiqi, she smiled happily like a flower, and hurriedly rushed over to pick Qiqi up.

Qiqi was also very happy to see the white paper kite, grinning very happily.

"I haven't seen Qiqi for too long, I want to kill her. Qiqi is so cute, you will take Qiqi to see me more in the future, do you hear? ”

I smiled and said, "I know you like Qiqi, so I specially brought her to play with you this time." ”

"Hey, why didn't you see that buddy? Aren't we going to show him a blind date? It's not okay if the protagonist hasn't arrived. ”

I said, "He's waiting in the car, I'll come over and inquire about the situation." How many female colleagues in your unit would like to meet him? ”

The white paper kite said: "There are several, why don't you call your buddies first, so that he and my colleagues can get to know each other first and get acquainted with them?" ”

I sneered and said, "Are you going to let him face several girls alone?" I'm afraid he's embarrassed in front of these girls. ”

The white paper kite giggled and said, "What are you afraid of?" The female colleagues in our unit are very good, and they won't eat him. If he wants to find a girlfriend, he must have some ability to please girls? ”

"Okay! It's a mule, it's a horse, let's go out and yoke! Let's find a place for them to get together and talk. ”

"Don't bother, if you don't dislike it, it's in the pantry of our funeral home, which is big and spacious, and it's perfect for them to chat."

I said, "Okay, then I'll call him over now, and you go and arrange for a female colleague first." ”

After that, the white paper kite and I began to go our separate ways.

When I arrived at the Lavida car, I saw Da Lei reading a novel on his phone.

"Da Lei, what are you doing?"

Da Lei raised his head and said seriously: "I'm reading the novels of the Domineering President series, and I'm looking for the feeling of the male protagonist in it." ”

I was amused by the thunder, opened the car door and said, "Get out of the car quickly!" I'm going to arrange a meeting with those girls for you. ”

"Huh? So sudden? Which girl are you going to meet first? Shall I just go straight away? ”

"Arrange for you to meet with several girls, you will remember what I said to you, be sure to be steady, don't expose your sense of need and the nature of licking dogs, and you must write down these key points."

Da Lei suddenly asked me with a confused face: "Lao Chen, I have encountered a blind spot in knowledge again." What is the exposure of a sense of need? ”

"It's that you're desperate to find a girlfriend right away, and that's what you need. Don't let girls hear this feeling from your words, do you understand? ”

Da Lei suddenly realized: "I understand. Is it to be cold to girls, like those domineering presidents? ”

I nodded, "You can teach." Brother can only help you get here, now it's all up to you, go in! ”

Da Lei took a deep breath and stepped into the funeral home very nervously.

After walking a few steps into the funeral home, the white paper kite beckoned to us and then led us to the pantry of the funeral home.

The white paper kite said, "My female colleagues are waiting inside, let's go in together." ”

As soon as the white paper kite entered the pantry, he smiled and said to those female colleagues: "Beauties, people have brought it to you!" You need to take advantage of the opportunity. ”

When Da Lei saw seven or eight girls in the pantry, all of whom focused on him with curious eyes, the whole person was stunned.

The appearance of these girls, according to my own aesthetics, is not even eye-catching.

I felt Da Lei's embarrassment like a thorn in his back, and before he came, he was still imagining that as long as the girl in the funeral home could have half the appearance of a white paper kite, he would be satisfied.

But the greater the hope, the greater the disappointment, who would have thought that the white paper kite was in the funeral parlor girl, and her appearance crushed everyone. I couldn't be happier with this result.

Unexpectedly, Da Lei suddenly came to my ear and whispered, "Can you change a batch?" Among these girls, there is not a single one I like to look at. ”

If it weren't for Da Lei's face, I would have liked to give him a kick in the ass.

Is he choosing a concubine in the palace when he is the emperor? Another batch? The white paper kite took so much effort to introduce him to the object, what was he not satisfied with? Are you still picking on others?

I whispered, "Don't mess with me, it's nice to have a partner." You dare to dismantle the table of the white paper kite, and see how I clean you up when I go back. ”

Da Lei wanted to cry without tears, wearing a mask of pain, and said hello to those girls in embarrassment.

The girls in the funeral parlor all said generously: "Sit down, handsome guy, listen to the paper kite, you are also a funeral?" ”

Da Lei followed the method I had taught him, and answered all kinds of questions very naturally in front of these girls.

Just when Da Lei and they got to know each other, the door of the pantry was suddenly pushed open, and a familiar girl walked in.

She panted and said, "I'm sorry...... I came late and there was a bit of a traffic jam on the road. ”

The white paper kite looked at the girl in front of her in surprise, and happily greeted her and said, "Swallow, why are you here?" I thought you weren't coming. ”

Swallow is the girl who stopped me outside the funeral home last time I came to the funeral home. Although her appearance is not up to the level of a beauty, it can be regarded as passing.

And the sudden appearance of the swallow made Da Lei's eyes shine.

He stared intently at the swallow and whispered in my ear, "Lao Chen, I have found true love." ”