Since marrying the white paper kite, the white paper kite has rarely talked to me about their relatives.

This is the first time she has taken the initiative to pick up a business for me.

"Wife, it seems that it is rare to see you mention those relatives of your family!"

The white paper kite smiled bitterly and said: "The relatives in our family are all snobs, and people of this status in our family are not worthy of getting along with them at all." That's why my parents have always rarely interacted with them. ”

I know in my heart that it may not be as simple as the words of a white paper kite.

My mother-in-law is probably trying to hide her identity as a funeral sect, so she will take the initiative to stay away from those relatives.

"Could it be that those relatives in your family are rich? Then this business seems to have a lot of oil and water. ”

"Fertilizer and water do not flow into the fields of outsiders. You slaughter them once and teach them a good lesson, so that they don't look down on this and that in the future. When I went to work at the funeral home, these relatives sneered at me, and I was really angry. ”

Hearing that the white paper kite had suffered such a big grievance, I hurriedly said: "Then I won't take this business." If you dare to do this to you, then he likes to go to whoever he wants to do this funeral. ”

"No, no, no, you have to do it for them! If you don't earn the opportunity to make their money, are you stupid? I just want you to make a good deal of it, so that they don't always look at people with their nostrils in the future, there is always a time to ask for someone, right? ”

I said, "Okay, I'll listen to you, wife." ”

I drove the Maybach to the house of the relatives of the white paper kite, but to my surprise, the relatives of the white paper kite lived in a magnificent house, and it seemed that only the rich could afford to live in a villa.

I was a little stunned, and hurriedly pulled the white paper kite and asked, "Which relative of your family is this?" ”

The white paper kite snorted coldly: "As for my aunt who worships money, she has always wanted to marry a rich man since she was young. The ultimate goal is to live the life of a rich man, and since she became a rich wife, she has never had any contact with my dad. ”

I nodded knowingly, and then said, "Did she call you?" ”

"No, where would she reach out to me? She can't wait to break off our Bai family, and it's better to never see her again. ”

"Who is the one who asked you for the funeral?"

"It was my uncle, and I was surprised that he was able to contact me. In fact, my aunt's family, my uncle is not bad, like my cousin and aunt, they are all typical snobs, and I don't want to stay with them for a minute. ”

The white paper kite and I chatted and entered the villa, and there was indeed a middle-aged man waiting for us in the villa at this time.

He looked pale, as if he was seriously ill, but he was lying in a chair with no one to take care of him, while the nanny was cooking in the kitchen.

When she heard us enter the villa, she hurriedly said, "I'm sorry, I was cooking for Mr. Li just now, I'll take you to see Mr. Li now." ”

The Mr. Li in the nanny's mouth is Li Shichu, the uncle of the white paper kite.

The nanny took us to Li Shichu's side, and then said, "Then you talk, I'll go cook first." ”

After the nanny went to cook, Li Shichu suddenly took the hand of the white paper kite and said, "Paper kite...... Can you do your uncle a favor......"

As if he had been suddenly electrocuted, the white paper kite's hand quickly retracted and said, "Uncle, if you have anything you need us to do, just say it." ”

Li Shichu said: "Help me up, let's go into the house to talk." ”

His eyes had been wandering, and he was looking in the direction of the kitchen.

Obviously, the nanny in this house should make Li Shichu very dike.

The white paper kite and I also immediately understood, so we helped Li Shichu into the room together.

Li Shichu said: "I want to beg you to help me with a funeral, the more expensive the better." ”

I and the white paper kite were stunned.

Out of politeness, I asked Li Shichu: "Who is holding such an expensive funeral?" What does this funeral mean to you? ”

Li Shichu said with difficulty: "I want to hold a funeral for myself, and I will do it immediately." ”

I looked at each other again.

I've never heard of anyone who wants to give them a funeral!

And the problem is that Li Shichu has not passed away yet, he is still alive!

Did he mean he wanted me to help with a living funeral?

If my dad found out, he would have to jump out of the graveyard to find me.

I hurriedly shook my head and said, "Uncle, I'm really sorry, my funeral parlor never does funerals for the living." Moreover, this kind of living funeral is not accepted by ordinary people, which is easy to cause contradictions and disputes. ”

Li Shichu said urgently: "Even if I beg you, is it okay?" Paper Kite told me that you are a funeral person, and you will definitely help me with this, right? ”

Seeing Li Shichu's hideous and terrifying distorted face, the white paper kite man and I were both stupid.

The white paper kite asked, "Uncle, what happened to you?" Why do you have to give yourself a funeral? ”

Li Shichu smiled bitterly and said, "I was forced to do nothing." Your aunt...... And your cousins and cousins want to secretly transfer all my possessions while I am seriously ill. They can't even wait for me to die so they can get the wealth I've worked so hard for most of my life. ”

"What makes me even more annoyed is that your aunt ...... Your aunt is a watery poplar slut! Your cousins and cousins are not my own! During the time when I was seriously ill, she even cuckolded me unscrupulously, put me under house arrest, and found someone to spy on me! ”

"I'm lying on my sickbed now, and I'm miserable every day, do you know what it's like? I must not let them succeed, I must not let them succeed!! ”

Seeing Li Shichu's distorted and hideous face, Bai Paper Kite and I were scared.

The white paper kite probably didn't expect that her aunt, who had not been in touch for so many years, had been corrupted by money and turned into a terrible demon, and even the man who had shared her bed for many years wanted to get rid of it?

Li Shichu said bitterly: "I am lying on the sickbed for a long time now, and your aunt is secretly transferring property, she can't wait now, and she can't wait to die now!" ”

"Since she has been so unkind to me, I will never leave her any inheritance. In fact, most of the inheritance, I have found a lawyer to do the property notarization, as long as I die, I will donate all the money, and I will not leave a cent to them.

"But my lawyer said that there was a part of the cash that I couldn't notarize, because it was our joint property, and the only way to break the situation was to spend it all. And now I just want to spend it all as quickly as possible! ”

I said, "So you want to have the most luxurious funeral for the living?" ”

Li Shichu nodded, but his thought was shocking to me and the white paper kite.