The husband and wife calculate each other, this kind of husband and wife relationship is too deformed, right?

I can't imagine how the two of them came together in the first place.

But these are not what I consider, and if I want to solve the current difficulties for Li Shichu, there is only one way to spend money.

Before I could refuse, the white paper kite replied for me: "Let's do it!" Uncle, what kind of funeral do you want? Even if you give money, Chen Mo will definitely help you do it beautifully. ”

Li Shichu was ecstatic and said: "Okay, good! I'll just wait for your words. I'm not going to let your aunt get away with them!! At present, the only joint property of husband and wife is more than one million in cash, so give me a funeral of more than one million. ”

More than a million funerals?

That's a big list!!

I can get at least half of the benefit from it, and this luck is really unstoppable.

But I also have professional ethics, and I think it's too immoral to hold such a living funeral for Li Shichu, right?

I pulled the white paper kite and whispered, "Wife, it's not suitable, right?" The funeral of more than one million people really makes me very tempted, but after all, it is a funeral for the living, which is a bit immoral. ”

The white paper kite said: "Then my aunt wants to transfer the property, is it moral?" I think my uncle is so pitiful, now he is seriously ill in bed, but he doesn't even have the closest person around. Chen Mo, you have to follow this funeral, and I don't want my aunt to succeed. ”

"Ever since I was a child, I didn't like my aunt very much, and every day she would talk about money, and even my dad found it annoying. I still remember one year, my dad had a serious illness and needed 200,000 yuan for surgery, when my family was in trouble, my mom begged my aunt to lend money to my dad for treatment. ”

"My aunt has never given my mother a good face, my mother was really wronged at that time, and she really responded to such a sentence, it is better to ask for others than for yourself, and none of relatives and friends can be relied on at critical moments. I really hated my aunt at that time, and I will never forget my aunt's face at that time in my life. ”

Seeing the angry look on the white paper kite, I can also feel how much grievance my mother-in-law suffered at that time.

Li Shichu said: "Paper kite, do you know what kind of person your aunt is now?" At that time, I secretly gave your family this money, and I had a big fight with your aunt because of it. ”

The white paper kite nodded and said, "Uncle, I know." I also said at the beginning that I will remember this kindness for the rest of my life. Now it's time for me to repay your kindness on my dad's behalf. ”

Li Shichu let out a sigh of relief, and then said, "Then please leave it to you." Only the three of us know about this matter, and we must keep it a secret from the others. ”

After that, Li Shichu took out a bank card, then stuffed it into the white paper kite, and said: "This is more than one million, I can rest assured that I will hand it over to you." Do whatever it takes to spend this money! ”

The white paper kite held the card tightly, then looked at me twice, and then said, "Uncle, we will definitely not fail you." ”

After speaking, the white paper kite put away the card, pulled me and left Li Shichu's villa.

On the way back with a white paper kite in a Maybach, I sighed, "Wife, but I'm not very good at holding this kind of living funeral?" And your uncle gave more than a million, even if we have the most luxurious funeral, hundreds of thousands are enough. What about the funeral of more than a million? ”

The white paper kite smiled and said, "The money is all in hand, you still don't know how to spend it?" My aunt is very shrewd, we must leave invoices if we want to spend more than one million, and we will never let my aunt leave any handle. ”

I said, "Why don't you build a cemetery for your uncle?" A cemetery is enough, more than one million. ”

The white paper kite sneered and said, "Anyway, the funeral is yours, so you can use your brains." But you'd better settle it down as soon as possible, then spend the money quickly, leave the invoice and you're all set. Even if my aunt finds our head, she will only suffer a dumb loss. ”

After listening to the words of the white paper kite, I calculated in my heart, it seems that this funeral is by no means a simple funeral, I must discuss it with Da Lei, this is a super big order.

After returning home, the white paper kite was also giving me some information about the cemetery, trying to help me open up all the relevant consumption channels for this living funeral as much as possible.

"Husband, don't worry about it. I'm also going to contact your funeral home and get them all dressed up in the best funeral supplies. ”

I nodded and said, "I'm also making a plan, and I'm going to discuss it with Da Lei tomorrow." ”

……

The next day, I and the white paper kite started to act.

The white paper kite went to the funeral home to help me inquire about some funeral expenses in the funeral home, and how to spend the most expensive money for the most expensive funeral.

After I returned to the funeral parlor, I began to have a small meeting with Da Lei, Feng Ju and Xu Qing.

Da Lei is still lazily late.

Since he now lives at Swallow's parents' house, people have become lazy, and sometimes they don't even come to the store without business.

"Da Lei, what's going on with you? You used to come to the store whenever you were free, but now what's going on? Do you have to urge you to come to the store? ”

Da Lei pouted and said: "The business of this pet funeral is in the afternoon, and I haven't received any big orders, so it's understandable that I will accompany Yanzi's parents at home in the morning." ”

I gave him a blank look, and then announced to Da Lei, Feng Ju, and Xu Qing: "Today is the largest order ever received by our funeral parlor. If the list is done well this time, everyone will have dividends. ”

Hearing the dividends, Da Lei, Feng Ju and Xu Qing all lit up.

Feng Ju asked urgently: "Brother Momo, how much is the dividend?" ”

I said, "That's worth a year's salary." ”

This sentence made Feng Ju let out a scream, and even Xu Qing was happy with it.

Da Lei looked at me in surprise and said, "Lao Chen, what kind of big order have you received?" Why is it so generous? Is it a funeral for a rich family? Hundreds of thousands of such orders? ”

I said, "Don't ask, what are you doing?" ”

"That's going to have to be done! It's right to follow you, I've made a fortune with my buddies, who will I do if I don't follow you? ”

"Pet funerals are put aside for the time being, and we are now focusing on this big business. However, if you want to get the dividends of this order, you need to brainstorm and think about it, where is the most expensive place in our funeral industry? Let's talk about it and then let's get moving. ”

Feng Ju and Xu Qing said one after another like deflated balls: "But we are not familiar with the funeral industry at all." ”

Da Lei said with a smile: "Then can I enjoy their dividends exclusively?" ”

"You're thinking about fart! Feng Ju, Xu Qing, it's okay if you can't make suggestions, just be responsible for procurement when the time comes. ”

Feng Ju and Xu Qing high-fived excitedly in celebration.