As a funeral person, I know some of the ways of a funeral.

Li Shichu wanted to hold a funeral worth more than one million, but it was not impossible.

You can buy a cemetery for him, build a small cemetery, and buy a tombstone, and it will cost him two-thirds of the money.

The rest of the money will be used for the funeral, and the funeral home needs the best service, a customized version of the urn, and an invitation to a funeral event with actors, so that Li Shichu can enjoy the luxurious funeral treatment of the emperor.

I asked Da Lei to take the money to find some professional mourning actors, and then asked Xu Qing to purchase very good funeral supplies, and Feng Ju to customize urns to order cemeteries and cemeteries.

We split up and it took us about a week to get everything we needed for the funeral ready.

After everything was fine, Da Lei sat down on the sofa in the store, panting and said, "Lao Chen, you tell me the truth, which big man has passed away?" How did it make it so grand? After such a set, the funeral expenses must not be hundreds of thousands? ”

I said, "You're only in charge of the funeral, where is all this nonsense?" ”

"Lao Chen, you don't treat me as a buddy too much, do you? Just tell me about it, I'm really curious about which big guy is so generous? ”

I said, "We've been doing funerals for so many years, and I won't tell you, whose funeral can be prepared a week in advance?" ”

Da Lei shook his head and said: "We really haven't met anyone in our industry who came to make an appointment for a funeral in advance, after all, this funeral is a bit unlucky, and most people will not come to make an appointment in advance." ”

"We're actually going to give a living person a funeral this time."

As soon as I finished speaking, the cigarette in Da Lei's mouth fell to the ground.

"Lao Chen, what did you just say? Funerals for the living? Are you crazy? ”

"It's a fool if people ask for money and don't make money! And the person who introduced this business is still a blank slate. ”

Da Lei took a deep breath, his eyes widened and said, "Old Chen, are you crazy, or is the white paper kite crazy?" Or are you both crazy? How did you come up with the idea of holding a funeral for the living? You're in trouble! ”

"Forget it, don't do this order, otherwise it's easy to get into trouble. If the old man were alive and knew that you were holding a funeral for the living, he would have to break your leg. ”

Da Lei has been working with my dad since he was a child, and he knows that the funeral industry has its own unique rules, and my dad often tells him to follow the rules in this business.

And to hold a funeral for the living, that is to not abide by the rules of this industry, that is absolutely not to do!

I saw that Da Lei was very resistant to the funeral of the living, so I told Da Lei about the matter of Li Shichu, the uncle of the white paper kite, and Da Lei.

After listening to Li Shichu's story, Da Lei suddenly seemed to be a different person.

"Holy! Well done! We have to do this job, and we must not let that girl succeed! ”

Da Lei staged a Sichuan opera to change his face, one second he was still complaining about not being rudimentary, and the next second he was indignant at Aunt Bai Shi's behavior.

I guess Da Lei was influenced by being deceived by the tea girl before, and he now hates the woman who cheats money.

He felt that the swallow was purer than the angel compared to those women who worshiped money.

Feng Ju also heard me talk about Uncle White, and sighed: "I'm a girl who has some sympathy for my cousin's uncle's experience. It was a devastating blow to him, and his cousin's aunt was so hateful. Is there really such a woman who will do anything for money? ”

Da Lei replied very experiencedly: "Of course! There are all kinds of people in this world, and all kinds of things can happen. I have been doing funerals with Lao Chen for so many years, and this kind of person has seen a lot. ”

Xu Qing said: "That's the husband who has shared the bed with her for so many years, she is so ruthless? ”

"I don't know what's wrong with this society? Thoughts are becoming more and more deformed. Some time ago, I also watched the news, saying that someone actually wanted to kill his wife and cheat on the insurance in a frenzy, don't you think it's scary? What would the world be like if you couldn't even trust the person next to you? ”

Da Lei suddenly got up from the sofa and said to me excitedly: "Old Chen! I support you in helping the uncle of the white paper kite! Let's do it for him now. ”

"Take me one."

"And me! Boss, will you take us with you? ”

So, I drove the funeral car, carrying Da Lei, Feng Ju and Xu Qing towards the direction of the cemetery.

After our preparation during this time, the tombstone cemetery and cemetery have been customized, and now Li Shichu has his own cemetery, even after death, there is no need to worry about having no place to bury it.

I contacted the white paper kite in the funeral car and asked her how her uncle was doing.

A noisy voice came from the other end of the phone of the white paper kite: "Husband, I'm OK here." The situation at the funeral home has also been settled, and I will take my uncle over now and ask you to start the funeral for him. ”

I nodded and said, "Okay, you take your uncle to the funeral home, just send me a message, we'll be there soon." ”

I urged Da Lei to hurry up, and it took me almost an hour to finally arrive at the funeral home.

The mourning actors contacted by Da Lei were also ready, and there were nearly a dozen or so people standing at the door of the funeral home.

I frowned and said, "Da Lei, are these all invited by you?" Are they all reliable? ”

"How is it unreliable? These are all professional tricks, isn't it more than enough to let them come to a cameo for a funeral? Since we want to let customers enjoy the funeral effect of the emperor, we must be willing to spend money. ”

The people who came in and out of the funeral parlor were so frightened when they saw the hundred or so people invited by Da Lei that they retreated.

When they arrived at the funeral scene in the funeral home, the hundred or so people could only crowd into the lobby.

The overcrowded funeral hall immediately attracted many onlookers.

They were all exclaiming, who the hell was this funeral for? It would be so grandiose!

The funeral scene was very luxuriously arranged, and many people who came to the funeral home for the funeral were particularly shocked after seeing it.

Burning money to hold such a funeral, it can only be said that his family is really good to him!

In the eyes of outsiders, this funeral is hundreds of thousands, and such an extravagant funeral is about to catch up with someone else's annual income.

However, what they don't know is that this funeral actually cost more than one million, which may not be enough money for many people in their lifetime.

An hour later, I received a WeChat message from the white paper kite, and she was about to go to the funeral home.

I asked Da Lei and them to go in first, and then I went to the door to pick up the white paper kite and her uncle Li Shichu.

Fifteen minutes later, I saw a BYD with a white paper kite at the door of the funeral home.

She helped Li Shichu get out of the car slowly, and then said hello to me.